5 May 2003
Skyzy88: NEW RULE!
Turtlelan1: ?
Skyzy88: you have to use 'fucking' in every sentence you write
Skyzy88: shut. fucking. up. fucking. kathy
Turtlelan1: You are a genius! That is exactly what I think without ever having thought it.

Under great pressure nothing beats the eloquence of a nice long string of fuckity fucking fucks.
Damn! I've got a shitload of angst today! I don't know if it will all fit. Or if I will get it done in time before I leave. There is always tomorrow. So, first thing that happens when I get in to work today is there is a post-it note on my keyboard.

Skyzy88: hey, did you leave this note?
Turtlelan1: no
Skyzy88: damn fucking kathy!
Turtlelan1: what
Skyzy88: fucking shit! she left a note about a customer having freezing problems, telling me to call them
Skyzy88: which means she just basically took a message for something that she could have done her damn fucking self
Turtlelan1: isnt she good. she should handle that
Skyzy88: yes! fuck her!
Turtlelan1: it will bite her back in the ass
Skyzy88: i am so fucking pissed right now
Turtlelan1: tell her you dont remember this person
Skyzy88: i did. now she is suggesting what the problem is. and what she thinks we (me and mcfly) should do to solve it
Turtlelan1: ask her why she didn't answer their questions
Skyzy88: she says "they mentioned yours and mcfly's names, so therefore, i gave it to you"
Skyzy88: so then i handed it back to her and asked her to send it to mcfly
Turtlelan1: good. you know she is lying right
Skyzy88: yeah. she's a fucking lazy-ass fucknut who can't do shit
Turtlelan1: i know. she is so lazy and full of shit. always

And from there, it segued into our next conversation about her not doing any work.
Skyzy88: i see she got all the easy answer emails
Turtlelan1: of course. this is kathy
Skyzy88: i can hear her playing her damn game
Turtlelan1: what?????????????????????????????
Skyzy88: she is playing a game on her computer
Turtlelan1: are you serious?
Skyzy88: why the hell did she reply to that girl sending an email to someone entirely else?
Turtlelan1: dunno
Skyzy88: maybe to make it appear like she is working
Turtlelan1: ha! i wish i could bust her
Skyzy88: yeah
Turtlelan1: is she still playing?
Skyzy88: not that i hear
Turtlelan1: i guess she got pissed cause you gave the msg back to her. whatever!
Skyzy88: if it'll shut her up...
Turtlelan1: it is a good thing
Skyzy88: fuck
Turtlelan1: what
Skyzy88: she is sneezing
Turtlelan1: ha! pig
Skyzy88: when she gets into sneezing fits, she needs to leave
Turtlelan1: and she spits when she sneezes
Skyzy88: yeah
Turtlelan1: gross
Skyzy88: so!
Turtlelan1: is she screaming?
Skyzy88: yes! she is talking soooo fucking loud
Turtlelan1: what is she doing with her hand?
Skyzy88: masturbating?
Turtlelan1: ha! my god she is annoying
Skyzy88: yeah
Turtlelan1: it seems that this person is grilling her
Skyzy88: jeez!
Turtlelan1: nice. does she have to talk so fucking loud?
Skyzy88: she's telling someone how to send a fucking message
Turtlelan1: she hung up. now she is going to take 40 min telling you about her phone conversation
Skyzy88: i know
Turtlelan1: excuses. lies. here we go
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