2 May 2003
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny 
In Kathy terms: The course of development of an individual organism sums up the evolutionary history of an individual organism.
Why couldn't Kathy have been evolved out of the human chain? But you know how it is. The tribe wants to beat the stupid person to death lest it procreate and make dozens of stupid people and then the tribe is inundated with the stupid, and so people have to leave the tribe in the middle of the night while the stupid people get all the really cool huts to themselves. But then the stupid people can't keep the fire going, because they're so fucking stupid, and eventually they freeze to death, and the camp becomes a wasteland.

Then the archaeologists come and see the broken clay pots of the once mighty civilization and theorize that an outbreak of measels killed everyone off, but really, it's just that the stupid people took over, and the smart people left to go invent the wheel, someplace else. Kathy, obviously survived somehow and managed to annoy the hell out of a lot of smart people for way too long of a time. And that was a major rant that went nowhere.

Rants tend to be incoherent weirdness. But, not mine. Mine are elegant and well-reasoned. At least they are as I type them. Later, when I read them, they somehow degenerate into choppy syntax, lame argument, and self-pitying remarks. I don't know how the internet DOES that!
Kathy was humming with the radio again today. It took me about 5 minutes to figure out where the noise was coming from.At first I thought it was my cell phone. Nope, just the ginormous annoyance from hell. She was deliberately trying to piss me off all day today. I know it for a fact.

Just as a side note, please, do not kill Kathy unless I explicitly ask it. I. Got. Dibs. Also, I prefer the Agatha Christie type of murder. Generally I appreciate killers who try  not to leave a mess. If they clean up after themselves, so much the better.

And, I've been having major trouble with my computer all day today, so this'll be a short entry. You know the old saying, crash my computer once, shame on you. Crash my computer twice and that's just like fucking Windows.

Well, not only that, I'm actually in a pretty good mood, and I don't want to waste it all on Kathy, you know?
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