Vegas: Lack of Self-Control or addiction?
Turtlelan1: b.....................................................
Skyzy88: she is out of control this morning!
Turtlelan1: what is she b.....ing to you about?
Skyzy88: her dream home or something. not really listening
Skyzy88: she's already told me about it a few thousand times.
Turtlelan1: me too! me too!
Skyzy88: no shit? someone needs to tell her to shut up!
Skyzy88: call me! please!
I don't know how Kathy got started on this topic, but she actually stopped doing work and rolled her chair over to the side so she could lean on her desk and look me in the eyes when she was telling me her story. This went on for at least an hour before I begged Turtle to call me and rescue me.
Turtlelan1: here goes the door
Skyzy88: yeah and here goes kathy!
Skyzy88: b............................................
Turtlelan1: what is it
Skyzy88: she's trying to diagnose my headache
Turtlelan1: ah! like a doctor
Skyzy88: my headache is because of the door being shut!
Skyzy88: i'm having a major fucking panic attack right now!!!!!!
Turtlelan1: leave! open the door
Skyzy88: i'm starting to hyperventilate!!
Skyzy88: breathe skyzy, breathe!
Turtlelan1: ha
Skyzy88: *passes out*
Turtlelan1: tell her to open the door
Skyzy88: i can't talk. i just passed out! don't you even care?
Turtlelan1: then how are you talking to me if you're passed out?
Skyzy88: ha! that is a secret i will not reveal!