26 June 2003
It turns out Kathy was "sick" yesterday because there was some "flu bug" going around. See the following conversation between Turtle and Kathy (luckily I missed this):

Kathy: Hey, I'll make sure to stay away from all of you today. I don't want to pass it on or anything.
Turtle: Pass what on?
Kathy: This flu bug. You know the one that has been going around.
Turtle: No. I have not heard of a flu bug going around
Kathy: (backtracking) Well, me neither. I haven't been around anyone lately.
Turtle: ...
Kathy: I think I got it from my roommate.
Turtle: ...
Kathy: Okay, then. I'll be in my office if you need me.
Kathy is on a roll today. She has sent at least 3 separate email to people with technical problems telling them to download something that doesn't even work on the application they're using. It's like someone going to the dentist and complaining that their teeth hurt so he cleans the teeth for the person. What is she doing?
Kathy does the most annoying thing. She's been doing it forever, but now it's getting even more annoying (if that's possible). Every time she leaves, she stops by my office and says the following or some variation of the following:

"May you have a pleasant afternoon
May there not be many emails
May you have fun tonight and
May the phones be quiet."

What the hell is up with these "Mays"? Sounds like a fucking Irish blessing or something. Turtle and I make fun of it and we go around saying to each other stupid things like "May you answer the email from MAC" or "May you have fun at lunch".
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