24 June 2003
Dude! What a bitch and a half! She is sooo stupid, My Dear God and all that is Holy and Sacred! A customer asked if we had a specific feature available (SFA) for our product. The result is the following email thread:

Dear User,
We have suggested that the customers have access to SFA. We are waiting for a decision.
Kathy
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Kathy,
When will this be available?
Thanks!
Skyzy
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Skyzy,
When will what be available?
Kathy
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Kathy,
The SFA. "We have suggested that the customers have access to SFA.  We are waiting for a decision." Last I heard, they were not ever going to do this since that was not the point of SFA. If the customers wanted SFA, they were to use the
other SFA feature.
Skyzy
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Skyzy,
Pardon me, I thought this was still a possibility.  I thought that the only definite no was that customers would never have any control over the specifics and customization of the SFA.
Kathy
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Kathy,
As far as I know, this has never been a possibility since Tech has told us that every time we have suggested to them the SFA.
Skyzy
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McFly,
Have we received a definite 'no' to the SFA?
Thank you,
Kathy

What the hell does McFly know? He's not Tech! Not like I'm worried or anything. He'll basically tell her the same thing I said. That she's a dumbass bitch that doesn't know shit and to shut the fuck up!

Of course, what Kathy also doesn't know, is that she thought she would be "indirectly" tattling on me and my abrupt attitude with her, but McFly told Turtle that Turtle and I need to be direct and harsh to dumbass Kathy to get it through Kathy's thick fucking skull that she is a frelling idiot that needs to die a horrible death and be damned to hell for all eternity. Except McFly didn't say it that mean. And I think he left out the cussing, as well.
I guess I could always move with my sister to Oregon. But, I doubt there'd be as much fuel for the occasional blisteringly-funny rants in Oregon. How much ire can I draw up over hot chocolate, lumberjacks and multi-purpose saws? "This cocoa is...is really. Damn. Well, it's...hot. Shit. I'm goin' someplace I hate, I'll be happier." The dichotomy of snark.

But, mmmmmm! Lumberjacks!
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