Crossovers and Alternate Universe Fics
This is where most of my fics go. In terms of word count, it constitutes the majority of my fan fiction writing, due largely to the Kenselton novel trilogy.
Many of these fics were once up on fanfiction.net, but were taken down as scripts are not allowed on the site. As of today, many are still incomplete; without reviewers, I couldn't get motivated enough to continue writing them.
The first in the Kenselton trilogy, Real World, is loosely based on the e-mail fic 'They've Got Mail' that is currently posted on ff.net. It's basically the novelisation of that fic, with many parts either added in or cut out; but the gist of the story remains the same, especially in the later part.
The 'Dude, Where's My...' series were all inspired by the movies Dude, Where's My Car?, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and, in the case of 'Dude, Where's My Arm?', Spaceballs. My brother came up with the original idea to dude-ify several books and movies, and the first to go was LOTR. The rest I wrote myself.
Stories labelled 'finished' or 'incomplete' are available on this site; those labelled 'writing in progress' or 'to be written' are not.
Crossovers and Alternate Universe Fan Fiction
DUDE, WHERE'S MY ARM? (3,564 words)
Star Wars
The dude-ified Star Wars.
(INCOMPLETE)
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DELOREAN? (261 words)
Back to the Future
The dude-ified Back to the Future.
(FINISHED)
DUDE, WHERE'S MY NIMBUS TWO THOUSAND? (3,987 words)
Harry Potter
The dude-ified Harry Potter.
(INCOMPLETE)
DUDE, WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS? (238 words)
The Lord of the Rings
The dude-ified Lord of the Rings.
(FINISHED)
DUDE, WHERE'S MY SUNGLASSES? (766 words)
The Matrix
The dude-ified Matrix.
(FINISHED)
KENSELTON TRILOGY: REAL WORLD (65,000 words and counting; est total of 80,000 words)
Back to the Future / Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure / The Matrix / Star Wars / The Frighteners / The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Emmett Brown rigged up his computer in 1897 to be able to connect with the Internet of 2003, placing a similar contraption in his old home in 1985 for Marty's use - thus enabling them to communicate through e-mail. What he did not know, however, was that the stress the devices were placing on the space-time continuum was causing small rips to form between dimensions... opening up portals to new worlds they had never before known existed. Apart from the stress of the upcoming Hill Valley Band Competition, more troubles torment Marty: the largest one coming in the form of a discovery of the existence of a certain movie trilogy from another dimension, the movie trilogy known as Back to the Future.
Meanwhile, other dimensions are also becoming affected by the rips. Things start disappearing into thin air and appearing in other universes, but all that is nothing until seven people - Marty, Neo, Frank, Ted, Luke, Arthur and Ford - find themselves mysteriously transported into another dimension... one known as the Real World.
(WRITING IN PROGRESS)
KENSELTON TRILOGY: THE KENSELTON PROJECTS (0 words)
Back to the Future / Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure / The Matrix / Star Wars / The Lord of the Rings (Fandoms subject to change)
Every time a studio makes a sequel or a remake of a well-loved movie, the number-one pet peeve of fans is usually the casting. You change the actors, they threaten to kill you. It's the original cast or no show.
However, sometimes those original actors aren't available. Some are too old, some are bedridden, some are dead. And CGI can only take you so far. Therefore, the solution is obvious - at least, it was for Kenselton Studios, a 'fan film company' set up by Keith and Adwin. If you can't get the actors, you get the characters instead. The only problem is, the characters aren't always willing to co-operate... so sometimes, the situation calls for drastic measures. After all, most people will do almost anything under threat of death. And you don't even have to feel guilty about murdering those who don't comply, because movie characters aren't real people... right? And while they're at it, Keith decides he might as well get his revenge on the characters who escaped him the last time.
It's not long before Emmett discovers that strange things are once again afoot in the space-time continuum. Following the mysterious disappearances of Jules and Verne and Ted's friend, Bill, Emmett sets off with the two teenagers back to the Real World to see just what is going on there.
(TO BE WRITTEN)
KENSELTON TRILOGY: ABSOLUTE FICTION (5,000 words and counting)
Original novel
Jonathan was just an average fifteen-year-old student. Except that his mother died when he was twelve. And except that he also happens to be fictional... only he doesn't know it yet. Until one night, when he is taken out of his universe into the supposed 'real world' by Adwin Fong, brother of the recently departed Keith - where he is introduced to Adwin's half-brother, Andrew: the-guy-who-acted-as-him.
Plunged into a post-WWIII land in an unfamiliar universe, escape isn't exactly a very appealing option. But Andrew can only protect him for so long, especially when Adwin starts getting murderous...
(WRITING IN PROCESS)
SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE PHISH (1,320 words)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Joint fic. A peek into the digital lives of Arthur and Ford. And a bunch of other people they meet on the way.
(INCOMPLETE)
BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE WEAKEST LINK (4,356 words)
Back to the Future / Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure / Star Wars
Eight BTTF characters spend time answering completely pointless questions, all for the sake of one million cents... Who will be voted off next? A companion fic to 'Star Wars: The Weakest Link'.
(INCOMPLETE)
STAR WARS: THE WEAKEST LINK (3,604 words)
Star Wars / Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure / Back to the Future
A companion fic to 'Back to the Future: The Weakest Link. Star Wars characters compete in a Weakest Link game, as one person is voted off each round.
(INCOMPLETE)
THE TWISTED DIARY ENTRIES OF MARTY MCFLY (3,287 words)
Back to the Future
Marty's IQ is drastically lowered after Jennifer conks him on the head... and this is the diary he keeps after that.
(INCOMPLETE)
THE TWISTED DIARY ENTRIES OF JAINA SOLO (1,986 words)
Star Wars: Young Jedi Knights
Jaina is hit on the head, her IQ is lowered, and this is her diary of the following events.
(INCOMPLETE)
THE STRANGEST THING (661 words)
Back to the Future / The Twilight Zone
Marty woke up one day with a strange website address in his head; that of fanfiction.net, and the Back to the Future section he found there was nothing short of just plain weird.
(FINISHED)
THE DARK MARSHMALLOW (389 words)
Star Wars
Of the Dark Side, that marshmallow is...
(FINISHED)
THE SHORT GREEN DUDE IS EEVIL (155 words)
Star Wars
Yoda strikes back.
(FINISHED)
LUNCH (127 words)
Star Wars
Burp.
(FINISHED)
STEERING TROUBLE (249 words)
Star Wars
What if Luke's X-Wing controls were faulty...?
(FINISHED)
THE DEATH OF PIZZA THE HUTT (265 words)
Star Wars / Spaceballs
Pizza has died, and someone has been sent to tell Jabba.
(FINISHED)
PIZZA (482 words)
Back to the Future
Hi, I'm a pizza from the future. You know, the one they were eating in Part 2? The one with all the cheese? The yummy looking ones? Yep, that's me!
(FINISHED)
ORGANIC FERTILISER (853 words)
Back to the Future
Hi! My name is Manny the Manure, the star of all three BTTF films! And this is my story...
(FINISHED)
THE CINNAMON BUN (532 words)
Animorphs
I was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...
(FINISHED)
SPOON'S STORY (927 words)
The Matrix
I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist, but I do, I do!
(INCOMPLETE)
ON DISPLAY (835 words)
The Matrix
Trapped in this real world, Neo sits on display, as the people walk past day by day.
(FINISHED)
THE HISTORY OF CHOO CHOO RAVINE (211 words)
Back to the Future
What if something decided to conveniently go wrong on the day Marty and Doc were supposed to go home?
(FINISHED)
DEATH OF THE STUPID, OVERSIZED, COLOURFUL ALIENS (542 words)
Teletubbies
Joint fic. We happily kill off the Teletubbies.
(FINISHED)
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE SHORT VERSION (226 words)
The Lord of the Rings
Everything could have ended so easily. All Frodo had to do was to give that Sauron dude the Ring.
(FINISHED)
THE MAKEOVER (5,183 words)
The Lord of the Rings
Joint fic. The Fellowship and friends have a makeover. Gollum gets a dye job, Aragorn has a bath, Sauron gets contacts... and what did Legolas do to his hair?
(INCOMPLETE)
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