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Good evening Captain Keith Michael Hunter,
This is Samm Lee Helmer Jr. speaking, and I have a question for you, Is It Hard being The Captain Of The Voltron Force?
Samm Lee Helmer Jr.

Hello Samm,
Well I suppose being Captain is a hard job. I mean it does take up all my time, not something I would image most would want in a job, but for me that kind of all encompassing work is what keeps me gong. I’d go out of my mind working a 9 to 5. To me a desk job is infinitely more hard than being Captain ever could be. I suppose it’s just what personality suites the job.

Hardest part is literally being on call 24 hours a day. If I do have a moment to myself I can’t go far, I don’t get vacations, and 8 hours of sleep is a rare luxury. But any time I doubt if it is worth it I just have to look out from the castle and see the many villages and towns springing up on the horizon, and then I have my answer.

Keith

Hey Keith,
What’s it like to be a commander and be in love with the princess at the same time??
flickchick

Umm, well....

mmmm

ya see

Being in love with...

wow... ummmm

A commanders job is to protect and serve and...

I’ll have to get back you on that one.

 

Keith,
I have a couple of things. First I want to know how you keep your hair so flowing and lustrous. Also, I wanted to let you know that in a magazine I was reading Vera Wang said she would create a dress for your and Allura's wedding that would make Melania Trump's dress look like a rag. Oh and tell Lance that saying "Nice shirt, would look better on my floor," is not a good pick-up line at all.
Sincerely,
Erin H

Alright,

For the umpteenth time, Allura and I are just Teammates and if this Vera Wang person was wanting to make her a dress....

OMG *scream* OMG!!!

VERA WANG WANTS TO MAKE ME A DRESS! OMG Keith!

Wait Allura, no, it’s ummm

OMG OMG OMG

Your wedding dress. That is if...

MY WEDDING DRESS!!!! OMG OMG OMG!

Ughh......... ALLURA! read this.

...couple of things. First I want to know how you keep your hair so flowing and lustrous. mmmmmmmmmmm

Alluuurrrr....... umm mmmmmmmm

mmm and soft too

*gasp*

oh ummm I’m sorry I umm didn’t mean to...I.... oh my.... I

*swallow*

yes umm, ... Also, I wanted to let you know that in a magazine I was reading Vera Wang said she would create a dress for your and Allura's wedding.... She said she’ll.... you and Allura’s? you??? Keith? Did you ask Vera Wang is she would? THheeeeeeee VERA WANG!!! Wait! US!!!!! KEITH!

No I, NO! Allura!!!! I would never, I mean, no I... ummmm oh look at the time! Lion Practice in 10 minutes!

KEITH GET BACK HERE!

Hi Keith, Do you know when Moira will finish writing The last two chapters of The Greatest Gift? I am really anxious to see how it ends.
Devoted reader

Yeah me too, last I read I was Dead and in limbo, Great place to leave me hanging, Moira! She promises she is working on it now and will have it done soon.

I’m not really one for this “Fan Fiction’ I mean seriously have your read some of this stuff. I’m either sleeping with Allura or Merla heck even Lance and Sven sometimes. I even read own where Lotor and I were an item! Then there’s the ones were Allura runs to Lotor’s arms because he so openly loves her, and they... na shed never do that... would she?

Hmmm, Sorry to cut this short I need to go check on... umm ... somthing.

Keith - How do you like the new image you have been given in the proposed upcoming movie about your life?
K

Movie, heh can I say I’m petrified. If its anything like what they did to poor Optimus I imagine the Black will be sporting racing stripes and nitro flame spewing tailpipes and I’ll be wearing something so tight I wont be able to move or else hardy anything at all. Hmmm but if they do that to Allura well...

Actually though from what I’ve read its sounds a bit more realistic, more true to how we are over the way the purest Arusian PR machine has presented us in the past.

In reality we do get dirt and grime all over us us all the time.
The lions have battle scars as do we.
We do indeed swear like sailors when in a firefight, (now you know why out lips never match up to the words we say when in the lions, watch it with the sound off to see what were really saying)
I’ve never had 'Laser Shock' in my life. *rolls eyes*
Annnd by skin may have some tattoos on it, but you didn’t hear that from me ;)

How do we talk to the writer of The Suiters? It was a great story.
Chrissy

Moira hangs around on that crazy KAEX Yahoo group with all those other FANTASY writers. I emphasize fantasy because please understand its not real. Yes I imagine its fun to pretend Allura and I are running around falling in love and all that but our reality is just not like that. We are just coworkers, that’s all we don’t do all this social stuff that folks like to imagine.

*buzz* “Keith, hurry up your late!”

“Allura I oh, yes Ill be right there. *cough* and i’ll bring the reports.”

"Reports? What to reports have to do with Shakespeare? Oh and Keith did you know Shakespeare had a contemporary named Marlowe? Listen to this!"

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That valleys, groves, hills and fields,
Woods or steepy mountains yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of roses,
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle.

"Isn’t that beautiful!!! I wish I could write like that! Now I don’t know which is my favorite Shakespeare or Marlowe, which do you like best?"

"I umm, hmmm. I’ll have to think about that. I will be there in a minute."

*coughs* Anyway Chrissy , Moira is over in KAEX land and just know that romance stuff going on over there is all just fiction. Thanks for writing

(softly whispered)
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Hey,man just tell her (Allura) how you feel ,man!
Buzz Sherwood

*Laughs* Allura knows how I feel! She is a wonderful and gracious ruler and becoming ace Voltron pilot. What more is there to tell her?

Are you ever going to tell Allura that you love her!! Dont leave us hangan man!
Kelly

Oh come on folks! Everyone loves Allura she is a beautiful and loving woman, everyone who meets her loves her. I don’t see how me going out of my way to tell her that I love her too should matter to anyone.

 

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