Five Fantasy Islands Of Insanity
Here is information on the FFIOI campaigns.
The FFIOI Series (as I like to call them) are about a crappy little pop singer called... Gareth Gates! This ugly little... thing... topped the UK charts, somehow. It appeared on a UK show called 'Pop Idol'. It lost to a guy called Will Young, yet it gets more publicity. Probably due to it's evil Wicca magic. It's manager is the evil Simon Cowell, the meanest judge on Pop Idol. These two evil forces have combined to form an immense evilness in the music world. We must stop it! And one of the first steps is to insult the one known as 'Gareth'. Thus the FFIOI Series was born!
He's freaky, he's weird, he's wise. He's the GARGAT Guru.
