| <the rangers come across the command center and Oze is covering the door> Rocky: Good thing we found that cab! Adam: Yeah and wasn't it wierd when we said we wanted to go to the Command Center and the cab driver knew where to go? <they all shrug. Tommy and Billy opens the door, Kim shriks. Billy rolls his eyes> Billy: Girls Ahisha: Kick ass! Says so on the T-Shirt! Billy: Oh really? Which one? <Ahisha lifts up her jacket to revile a T-Shirt that says on the front 'Girls Kick Ass!' Ahisha smiles contently> <They all enter the Command Center and look around> Kim: Oh no. <Shes unmoved as she sees that Zordon is out of his tube and lying in the shattered tube peaces. They all run over to him> Zordon <weakly>: Rangers, so glad that the power drain didn't kill you....unlike what Kim's faith is. Ahisha: Billy whats happening to him? Billy: Hes out of his time warp, hes dying. Very slowley. Kim <to Zordon>: you were like a father to us all! <Rocky looks at her funny> Rocky: Speak for yourself! Adam: Why does Zordon have a body? Isn't he just a floating head? and how can he breath then? <Billy shrugs> Billy: I didn't write this script. Alpha <from behind>: Rangers <Everyone except Kim turns to Alpha and walk over to him> Adam: Haha old man. we care more about the robot! Aplha: There may be a power that can save Zordon. But its very far away and to teleport you I would have to take power away from the TV-I mean viewing globe. Tommy: What power? Alpha: Whats what now? Tommy: You were talking about a great power that can save Zordon? Alpha: oh yeah. there may be a power that can save Zordon. But its very very far away in another Galaxy even. All that have tried for it have pareshid. Rocky: Well how many have tried for it? Alpha: 50, but most of them were midgets and drowned in the flood. One of them died of bordum from Dulcea's long story about how she became the master warrior of that planet. Which isn't a very big honor if all your planet is deserted. Anyway one of them exploded in the atmosphere becuase he was astmatic and didn't have enough oxegen. Adam: Yuck. Well Kimberly is astmatic. Should we leave dumba-I mean Kim here? Alpha: And make me deal with her? Heck no! Tommy: Well no use taking food cause Im sure we can live on the ocean water for a few days! Billy: Wouldn't we all dehydrate? Tommy: Shut up! Im the leader and what I say goes! <Rocky coughs 'bite me'> Rocky: Excuse me Adam: Bless ya! Billy: Right we'll sleep on rocks, eat slime and go to the bathroom werever we want to, sounds fun Tommy: Sounds like my relatives visiting during Christmas. <Kim joins them after praying> Kim: Sounds gross. <they shrug> Adam: Can we please go now? Listening to this conversation is worse then being back home for the superbowl! Tommy: Aiight we'll go! Alpha: Stay warm rangers <teleports them to another planet> <back to Zedd-I mean Ivan's palace. Interior. Ivan sits on the trone> Ivan: now to take care of the rangers. <he thinks then a lightbulb goes on in his head> Ivan: I know! I'll annoy them to death! <waves his arms then a Purple Dinosaur appears> Barney <holding out his arms>: I love you! <Ivan pushes the dinosaur back> Ivan: Listen dinosaur, can you be so annoying that the rangers will dystroy themselves? Barney: Let's all play nice and have a fun time! <Ivan is annoyed> Ivan: That will be a yes. Barney: Why are you so mean? You know I love you! you love me! <countinues on> Ivan: <covers ears> I can't take this anymore! <points his staff and sends Barney back to Earth. After Ivan collects himself> Goldiar: I hate you, you hate me! Lets go kill Barney! Ivan: <unimused> Where was i? Oh yeah <he spits and purple goo turns into big raven birds.> Ha Ha! My less annoying Tanga Warriors! Go follow the rangers and dystroy them! Tanga 1: Do what with who? Tanga 2: Dance the blues? Ivan <sighs>: Just go to the Great Power and stop the teenagers there <sneezes> Goldiar: Are you ok boss? Ivan: Yes but Im <sneezes again> allergic to <sneeze> birds! Tanga: Uh wheres the great power? <Ivan smakes himself on the head> Ivan: you see where the bright light is in the universe? <Tanga looks out the window> Tanga: uh huh. Ivan: follow it to the planet! Tanga: ok boss! Of course we have no air presure in space and will probably be hurt but screw logic! Ivan: Just go! <Tanga birds leave> <rangers land on the planet. Tommy trips over a rock but then quickly gets back up.> Tommy: Woah look at this place Adam: Yeah it looks exactly like the beaches on earth. Ahisha: I found something! come quick! <everyone runs over to Ahisha to see that she is looking at a skeleton of something with a leather belt around its neck> Billy: Gee good thing we hurried it might have gotten away! <They all walk away except Rocky. Rocky leans over Ahisa's shoulder> Rocky: You ever hear the story about the little boy who cried wolf? Ahisha: Yeah Rocky: Well don't cry wolf. <he walks away. Ahisa gets up and follows> <the rangers are walking along some rocks when Kim stops to look out into the ocean.> Tommy: Hey why are you sad? Is it because no one wanted you on this trip? Kim: No its Zordon Tommy: Who? Kim: Zordon! the big floating head! Tommy: Oh yeah. Well we'll find <insert villians name here> and we'll send him into space and blow him up! Kim: What about Zordon? Tommy: Um well-I'm sure that theres better <sees Kim's annoyed face> we'll save him! <suddenly Tanga warriors appear and startle the two. Kim and Tommy front flip off of the rock as the birds start attacking everyone. One Tanga goes after Billy but Billy backs out of the way and the bird crashes into the wall. Two Tanga's stand off to the side-talking> Tanga 1: Get out there you say. Take a part in a movie you say. Well here we are stuck as Tanga warriors for a movie by a company I've never heard of! Tanga 2: It could be worse, we could be stuck in the audiance! <they both laugh> Billy <to Adam>: You know what the funny thing is about morphing? Adam: I donno what? Billy: Um I was hoping you'd remember the punch line! <gets knocked down by a Tanga> Tommy: What do we do? Billy: My scientific approach would suggest- Rocky: Screw science! What DO we do??!! Tommy: Maybe if we wine loud and hard enough someone will save us! Kim: Help! <she is being dragged away by a Tanga Warrior. no one cares> Adam: There's to many of them! Billy: They're to strong! Ahisha: We can't hold them off! Kim: I need help! <no one cares as her feet are dangeling in air and shes being flown around by the Tanga> <Sunddenly a figure in a black cloak jumps off of some rocks and looks at the Tangas. Its arms are weaving and its skreaching. The Tangas are scared and fly away. Once the Tangas are gone the figure removes the cloak to revile it is Obi One Kanobi. He starts walking towards them> Kanobi: Tanga Warriors are easily startled but will soon be back, and in greater numbers. <Just then a green cloaked figure appears and throws a spear into Kanobi's back, causing him to fall down dead. The Tanga warrior return. She then takes off her cloak to revile she is wearing nothing but a green bra and underwear that bearly covers herself up. She is also wearing knee high boots.> <The Tanga Warriors and male rangers, and Ahsisha's, mouths drop open> Woman: No one shows up Dulcea! Adam: Man shes hot! <one Tanga is talking to another Tanga> Tanga 1: Well there is one good thing about this island <both of them say in unision>: BIKINIES!!! <as the Tanga warriors get closer to Dulcea, she brings out her big staff and starts hitting the birds with it. Then she breaks the staff apart and uses both peices to create a whistling sound. The Tangas and rangers dont like it but the Tangas are smart and fly away.> <the rangers walk up to Dulcea> Rocky: You're hot...I mean thanks for saving us. Except for Barbie here. you can toss her to the birds if you want. Kim: Hey! Tommy: Listen guys, I know Kimberly can be as annoying as hell but shes still my girlfriend. Billy: Why? Tommy: Sigh, I don't know. <Dulcea slaps Rocky with her stick.> Dulcea: Wherever you guys have come from, wearing those strange outfits, go back. Billy: We heard that there was a great power here, is that true? Dulcea: Yes! the ground is littered with bones of those who tried for it and failed. <Billy looks down> Billy: I don't see any bones? Dulcea: Most of them are fossils. Most of the people who died did dystroy most of the bad guys but still-I'd hate to see you all killed. And you all are weak to be beaten by a girl. Ahisha: We don't want any trouble-our leader Zordon... Dulcea: Zordon? did you say Zordon? Billy: Well if she didn't you just said it. Dulcea: What has happend to Zordon? Billy: Ivan Oze came and Dulcea: Ivan is free? <Billy nods> Damn I knew that the warriors should have burried him deeper in the earth then just below the surface. And you would have thought after 6 thosand years with errosion and all, the tomb would have been burried deeper. Billy: What is she talking about? Tommy <Looking down at Dulceas chest while talking to her>: How dare you turn us away in our time of need. Dulcea: Uh-my face is up here Tommy <still looking at her chest>: I've made my choice. <Camera moves back to show that Rocky is nude except for a loin cloth. Kim sees him and is startled> Rocky: What? When in Rome right? Tommy: Right! <He undresses to a loin cloth too> <Tommy says to Rocky> Tommy: You know that Star Wars fanticy? The one were you're in bed and then Princess Lia comes in wearing only the bikinie that Jubba Hutt made her wear in Return Of The Jedi? Rocky: Yeah why? Tommy<dreamy>: I think Dulcea just replaced Princess Lia in that dream. <Dulcea throws a rock at him and it hits him on the head> Tommy: Ow! <Dulcea laughs> Dulcea <to herself>: That gets funnier everytime. Billy hits Adam lightly with his shoulder: Say something! Adam:B...Boobies! Next |