| <on Earth at a carnival Ivan is dressed as a wizard and is handing out jars of Oze to all of the kids. Fred stands in the back> Fred: How did I get my Oze so quickley if I'm in the back? <The rangers walk and walk without getting tierd or drinking water for hours. They finally stumble apon a temple thing> Dulcea <surprised>:This is it. I guess. Billy: Nice place. Dulcea: We will call on the sacerd animals of the Ninjeti? yeah thats right. We will call on the Ninjeti for help. Everyone please close your eyes and stand real close to the fire and hope you don't get burned. <the rangers do as they are told. Dulcea opens a package of sparkles that she got at the craft store and puts it into the fire. The fire roars for a few minutes but the rangers seem not to notice that the flames might catch their cloths on fire. Suddenly the rangers are clad in Ninjeti Outfits. They open their eyes to amazment, except for Adam who is disappointed.> <Dulcea walks over to Ahisha> Dulcea: I'm guessing at your name here Asha? Ahisha: Ahisha! Dulcea: Ahisha you are the bear. Big, round and only eats fish and berries. <walks over to Rocky> Dulcea: You are the ape. Walking on all fours and trows dung around. <walks over to Kimberly> Dulcea: You are the crane. A pretty and dumb bird. <walks over to Adam> Dulcea: Whats wrong? Adam: I'm a frog. Dulcea: well yeah. The slimy kind that lays around all day and eats icky bugs. <walks over to Billy> Dulcea: You are the wolf, howles at the moon and a know it all. <Comes up to Tommy> Dulcea: You are the falcon. Winged lord of the sky-except for the Bald Eagle. But you aren't that special to get that as an animal guide. Tommy: Well who is the eagle then? Dulcea: I believe his name was Jason Lee , he came here a few years ago. Nice fellow too. Tommy <with both of his fists in a ball> Scott has NOTHING on me! <Camera shifts to revile Wolverine. Upon hearing the name Scott he retracts two of his claws so the middle one is showing. Wolverine smiles.> <Dulcea walks to the front> Dulcea: Remember to the Ninjety anything is possible, to everyone else to bad! Rocky: Won't you come with us Dulcea? Dulcea: Hell no! I ain't stupid! <changes to an owl. Then flyies away, crashes into a Crane. The crane falls down to the ground dead and hits a frog, killing it.> Kim and Adam: Hey! <a car pulls up to a nice house and Fred's dad gets out. He walks into the house and looks around confused> Fred's dad: If I'm only a constrution worker making 19,000 a year, how can I afford all of this nice stuff? <shrugs> Oh well. Wheres my nitwit son? FRED! <sees a plastic container of Oze.> Hum what is this? Better open it and touch it! <He opens it and is hypmatized. He walks out with all of the other parents who are hypmotized as well.> <At the constrution site the Tangas come back. Ivan makes them wait while he and Goldiar are watching some guy make a jackass of himself. Finally Ivan turns to the birds> Ivan: How did it go? Tanga: it couldn't have gone better. <Ivan's happy> Ivan: Good good. So they've all been dystroyed? <Tanga is confused> Tanga: I didn't say that! I said for a bunch of birdbrains is went rather well! Ivan: What happend? <sighs> Tanga: Well some hot babe in a bikinie came out of no where and started twiring thease sticks around Ivan: Sticks? Did thease sticks have a whistling sound? Tanga: Well it was more like nails on a chalk board. Ivan: Dulcea! Who'd thought that Dulcea Master Warrior of Phadous would be on that planet? I thought that she was on vacation. Tanga: You want us to take another wack at it? <Ivan's eyes start to water up> Ivan: How about.........how about.......<he sneezes. The force of his sneeze causes all of the Tanga Warriors to blow up> Ivan: Damn, I lose all of my good warriors that way. Oh well. <he looks over at the parents of Angel Grove> you know, I forgott how slow parents are. Pig: Well maybe you should have hypotized the kids instead? Ivan: Shut up! you know I hate it when you are smarter then me! <pause> First I will take over Angel Grove then the Universe! Goldiar: Um boss, shouldn't you work on taking over California then the USA then the world before the universe? Ivan: Get back to work <Goldiar shrugs> <interior of Fred's house> Fred: Dad? Dad is this our house? I didn't accidently wonder into the wrong house again did I? Dad? DAD!!?? <pause> I'd better go walk over to the constrution site instead of calling his cell phone. <consturtion site, Fred finds his father hard at work> Fred: Dad? Lets go, you're not being paied overtime for this work, ya know. Dad? cone on. Lets go. <Father doesn't respond> Fred: Yo dipwad I'm hungry and you promised to take me to KFC tonight to celebrate my child support check. Goldier: Hey you! <Fred hides but Goldiar is talking to one of the grownups> get back up! you're not supposed to be lying around! Parent: But my heart conditiion! Goldiar: Till you drop dead you have to work! <parent sighs and countinues to work> Fred: I better leave my dipwad father and see whats going on in that old chemical plant. <Ninjeti temple daybreak. Looks like they slept on cold hard rock all night long. Tommy is awake and looking out into the jungle. He remembers a conversation he had with Dulcea> Tommy: How many enemies are guarding the Great Power? Dulcea: 5 but they're nasty. Ones a dinosaur. <Tommy back to the present> Tommy: Its time. Rocky: Time to morph? Tommy: Oh great job Rocko. You just ruined the dramtic enterance to the jungle that I was hoping for! <They all head into the jungle. Scenes from above shows them walking in a line through the jungle. They are all wistling Cornial Bogie's March as they walk.> <show a couple scenes of the rangers walking through the jungle. No one is sweating despite the fact that it must be himid in the jungle. Kimberly whipes out her brush and starts to brush her hair.> Kim: Good thing I came prepared! Adam: I'm hungry.... Tommy: Didn't you get enough slime to eat this morning? Adam: The wolf here stole my slime Billy: It was good slime too. <The come across a bone yard. There are skeletons of dinosaurs scattered around the place.> Adam: Welcome to Jerrastic park Ahisha: Very funny Adam. Adam: I know, I'm just a scream aren't I? Billy: Better look at this skull <as he peers into the dinosaurs skull, the dinosaurs tail thats behind Billy starts to move and suddenly the dinosaur comes alive. Billy gets out of the way. The dinosaur attacks Ahisha. Ahisha runs just like the sterotypical girl> Ahisha: Somebody help please! <Rocky sighs and hits the dinosaurs skull with a stick but is trown back. He hits his head and no one seems that concerned.> Kim: Rocky! <the dinosaur seems to sence that Kimberly is the annoying one and goes after her.> Kim: Someone help! <Tommy sighs> Tommy: Since you are my girlfriend, apparently, I'll save you. <the dinosuar attacks Tommy and Tommy manages to jump on its back. Rocky: Hang on tight Tommy. Kim: Lets all form a circle around the dinosaur so that it can crush all of us All: Right! Rocky: Hang on Tommy! Tommy: Dude you just told me that 2 seconds ago. <Rocky kicks the dinosaur under its tail hard. It groans but is uninjured as Rocky is on the ground rolling around in pain.> Billy: Dude what the hell was that? Rocky: I was trying to hit him in the balls. Billy: That thing doesn't have any balls. <Rocky's still rolling around in pain> Rocky: I figured that one out. <Tommy notices that one of the dinosuars vertibres are sticking out> Yo fossil head! I have a bone to pick with you! <Tommy pulls the lose vertibre out and the dinosuars head falls off. Tommy is confused but the rest of the dinosaur collapses.> Billy: Looks like biology finally paid off for you. Tommy: Isn't the skeleton dealing with Anotomy? <Billy blushes> Billy: Oh yeah. Rocky: Lets go before he decides to pull himself together or something. All: Yeah Kim: That was way to gross Adam: Kim? Kim: Yeah? Adam: That was just a bunch of bones, get a grip. <At the old Chemical plant Fred is snopping around> Fred: I knew that all of those years of spying on dad would suddenly pay off. <all the parents are boxing up Ivan Oze. no one seems to notice that since every parent in Angel Grove is there that they do not need to box up any more Oze. Ivan is kicking back with a Samual Adams> Ivan: Ah you've all done such a good job! But I'm sick of all of your faces and your dull forced personilities. You may now go home and hide till I dystroy your city. Pig: boss thats not very evil. Ivan: Fine we will cut off their heads! Goldiar: Thats to evil for a kids movie! Ivan: Fine fine, you all will return to the construction site and leap to your doom! But the power brats survived the leap and i assure you, you won't! <evil laugh. notices that the Pig and Goldiar aren't laughing> well? Laugh at my evil plan! <Goldiar and the Pig look at eachother then laugh.> Thats better. now to give my evil creaters life! <purprle sparks fly from his hands as his zords come to life.> Parents: Leap to our doom, walk very slowley to leap to our doom. Fred: Well at least I have a little bit of time before dad and the other non important parents leap to their doom. <At the command center, Alpha is trying to get ESPN.> Alpha: There. <confused> What the? the news? I wanted to watch the big Lakers game! <Camera revils that Alpha is wearing a Lakers hat and jersy.> TV reporter: The mayor just ordered an evacuation and every man for himself! Er if the power lines are down how can I be broadcasting this? Where are the power rangers? And why is my hair so perfect if I've been out in the debree for so long? Alpha: Hum looks like Ivan is working his evil plot. Oh well lets go to the next available planet. <takes out a list> Hum it says KO-35 is nice this time of year? Zordon: It will be another few seasons before Andros is introduced. Alpha: So what do we do? Zordon: pray for Zordon. <rangers come to the end of the Jungle. Tommy notices an odd looking temple with stone creatures on the front.> Tommy: Hum thats odd, better knock on the door. <he knocks and a stone creature comes to life.> Stone Creature: Why do you think you are worthy for the Great Power? Tommy: What? Stone Creature: The Great Power. Tommy: Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Kim: The power that can save Zordon Tommy: Who? Kim: The big floating head! The power can save the big floating head! Tommy: Oh yeeah <turns to Stone Creature> We need the Great Power to save our leader the big floating head. Stone Creature: Demetria or Zordon? Tommy: Zordon? Stone Creature: Well ok. But we have to fight ok? Cause we don't get many people around here. Usually that dinosaur eats them. Tommy: Ok. Stone Creature: come out boys! <3 more stone creatures come to life. Tommy gets back with the rest of his ranger buddies.> Tommy: Lets power up! Adam: Why? We're already in thease cool suits. Tommy: We need the head gaurd thing, just to look cool. Adam: aiight. <they all power up. Ahisha almost gets hit in the head. Then a stone creature chases her.> <Adam is running away from one.> Adam: Well its back to whitty one line remarks! Hey stonny ever play leap frog? <Adam kicks it in the chest> Stonney: Thats not how you play! Adam: Shut up! <he cowardley runs ontop of a hill with the water down below. Rocky is climbing up a tree rope thing> Rocky: Hang tight Adam! Course I could just walk up the path you took but this is showing off my streanth! Ahisha: Help! Kim: Help! <Rocky climbs above the creature and Adam. he leaps down on him> Rocky: You ever play Leap Ape? <Rocky is trown off and is hanging on to the side of the cliff. Adam sighs> Adam: Hang on Rocky! <Adam kicks the Stone Creature and the Stone Creature falls into the water. Adam helps Rocky up> Rocky: Thanks man, I thought I was a gonner. Adam: We're not that lucky. Rocky: What? Adam: Nothing. <Kim is being chased up another cliff where she is "trying" to defend herself. Ahisha has been chased into a small cave> Ahisha: Damn my bear scenes drove me into this dark cave thinking it could hide here. HELP!!!! <Rocky comes along and kicks the stone creature and the stone creature losses intrest in Ahisha and goes after Rocky> Rocky: Can't we talk about this? Stone Creature: Yeah could ya just hold still so I can aim my spear at your groin? Rocky: Do you feel hitting me in the groin will solve all your problems? Stone Creature: Hold still! Rocky: Ok <takes a good look at the Stone Creature> Where are your ears? Johnny Storm: Stop stealing my lines! <Stone Creature prepares to throw spear but Johnny takes it out of his hands and throws it at Rocky's groin but Rocky does the splits and tries to secure a hold on the rocks around him but he cant and he falls onto the metal handle of the spear. Rocky falls down sideways and puts his hands over his um wonded part> Rocky: Oh man that really hurt. Stone Creature: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Whos next? <Johnny and Stoney give eachother a high five> <All the rest of the guys put their hands over their groin area> The guys: Not me! <Adam is cornored by two of the ones left> Adam: What is this? Pick on the frog day? Stonny: No its dystroy rangers day. Adam: Oh. <The stone creature that was chasing Kimberly gets so annoyed by her that he pushes a bunch of rocks onto himself.> Tommy: Oh I arrived to late. Kim: You're always late Tommy. Tommy: Yeah, oh well. <Billy grabs another tree vine.> Billy: Adam, want some help? Adam: Yeah maybe. <Billy tosses the tree vine down and Adam gets on causing Billy to fall down and Adam to go up in the air. The stone Creature splits the other one in half.> Last Stone Creature: Ah crud. <Adam using his best Nelson Munz impression> Adam: Ha ha! <Tommy looks to Billy, who is mysteriously up on the log again, and Kimberly.> Tommy: you ready? Billy and Kim: yep. Tommy: Go beat the crud outta that guy! <Kim and Billy swing and kick the guy. Tommy comes in next spinning and sends the stone guy into the wall. Tommy gets up but falls down from being dizzy. The camera pulls out to revile that the American Idol table is there with the judges> Simon: Hum I don't know about that one. What do you think Paula? <Paula can't talk as she claps her hands above her head.> Third guy: I don't know, I couldn't feel the kick. I saw it, but you could use a little more entuasium <rangers look at them strange> Tommy: What?......Did we do it? <The temple opens and a big thing rolls out of it. Animal spirts come flying out> Billy: Uh oh, we're being surounded by dead animals! All: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Animal spirits: HAHAHA!!! Thats right! You humans came and dystroyed our land! Now its time to DIE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! <Suddenly the good animal spirits come out and kill the bad animal spirits.> Rangers: Phew. <Animal spirits enters their bodies and they are morphed> <Paula's still claping her hands above her head. Simon gets anooyed and punches her. Tommy sighs and does a corck screw kick into the table that sends them flying into the Pit Of Death> Simon <While moving>: Thats the kick I'm talking about! Tommy: Ah man, I thought that we were going to get new morphin powers, instead we got the old crappy ones. Rocky: Well we call out different sayings when we morph? Tommy: True true. Kim: Can we please go home now? Billy: how? Kim: By clapping our heels together and saying 'Theres no place like home' 3 times? Adam: Are you sure? <Kim shrugs> Kim: It worked for Dorthy. Tommy: Lets do it! All: Theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home! <Dulcea sighs as she watches the rangers. She raises her stick and teleports the rangers to Earth.> <Adam looks around> Adam: Hey it actully worked! For once Barbie isn't just a great body! <Kim annoyed> Kim: Don't sound so surprised Adam. Billy: He is, we are all. Surprised that one of your plans worked that is. <Ahisha changes the subject, she points to a big metal creature.> Ahisha: Look! Looks like Ivan's been busy while we were away-or another villian. Kim: Its not polite to point! Ahisah: My bad. <withdraws arm> Billy:Well we should at least kick these guys asses. Rocky: Hes right cause thats our job right Tommy? <no reponse from Tommy> Tommy? <They all look around. They see that Tommy is ordering cotten candy from a street vender. Tommy takes his cotton candy and comes back.> Tommy: What? Oh this, I figure if the bad guys win the movie won't be a total loss. Continues to lick his cotton candy. they all sigh Rocky: Lets call our swords. Billy: Don't you mean Zords? Rocky: Uh yeah sure-whatever. Ahisha is holding up her sword Ahisha: Damnit! I wanted to use this! <They all call their zords and pose. They get their butts kicked on earth so the run to Space to let the Space God dystroy Ivan. They have a long way to go so they're bored.> Tommy: I'm bored-lets sing a song! Kim pulls out her guatair All: Yeah! Tommy (starts to sing): War! What is it good for! Everyone else: Absolutly nothing! Tommy: War, what is it good for? Rita and Zedd from inside their snow glaobe: Absolutly nothing! Just then Ivan catches up to them and everyone stops singing. Ivan: Have you hugged your zord today? Adam: Yeah I did. Tommy: We're lossing power! Ahsisha: He's to strong for us! Kim: We need more help! <Just then a bird like fire appears and starts to talk> Bird: I am the Pheonix! Keeper of peace in the Universe! Ivan: You don't look like much sugga Pheonix: Shut up! <just then Pheonix fires engulp Ivan and he is instantly dystroyed. The Pheonix looks at the rangers> Tommy: Um...thank you? Phoenix: You're Welcome! <Flyies away while humming War! What is it good for?> <The rangers teleport to the comand center to learn that Zordon is dead.> Adam: He died! Tommy: And this is supposed to be a kids movie! Kim: We're standing in a room with a dead guy! All: AGH! Alpha: No wait rangers didn't Dulcea tell you that to those who hold those dead animal spirits of yours that anything is possible? Rocky: Oh yeah-and screw everyone else right? Adam: Oh yeah you got it dude! Rocky and Adam give eachother high fives. Billy: Come on lets at least try to revive the old man-er Zordon. All: sigh aiight. <They all gather around Zordon and hold hands and chant Suddenly the command cener starts to rebuild itself. When Zordon does not come alive Billy sighs> Billy: Ah screw this! Billy starts to give Zordon CPR then takes out an AED to jump start Zordons heart. Finally Zordon wakes up and they all are not moved. Except for Kim who-like the wuss she is-starts to cry. Later on the rangers are in an outside mall and eating dinner. Fred comes up. Tommy: Hey man. Word is that you are a hero. Fred: Yeah well, sort of I guess. Kim: Hey maybe you can be a power ranger one of these days. Tommy: Leave him alone barbie Fred: Fred the silver ranger.....no Fred the gold ranger Billy <grim look>: Are you on crack? Cause you couldn't do that. Fred <head to the ground>: Yeah. Just then fireworks appear and the movie ends as everyone is singing 'Good Morning Starshine' THE END!!! Or is it? Find out in Turbo: Another Power Rangers Parody Back To Parody Page |