Ivan: Hey! You're supposed to be in another movie!
Scream thing: WWWWWHHHHAAATTTSSS UUUUUPPPPP??!!!
Ivan <sighs> Yo dipwad, you're in the wrong movie!
Scream thing looks around: Oh yeah. Sorry <disapears voice rings out> Remember to see this summers scariest movie Scream!
Ivan: Well I've got some dystroying to do so later. ~he leaves~
The rangers look at the new enemies.
Billy: What do we do?
Tommy: Same as we always do, beat the snott out of anything that looks different.
Adam ~looks over the edge~: Maybe we'll be able to fight better down there.
Billy: Alright if we survive the 50 foot drop.
<Tommy stays to show off some unimpressive moves then joins the others at the bottem of the drop.>
Tommy: Lets spread out! And remember only talk in one linner mode! ~they do so. Tommy grabs a shovel as he approaches the first goons~ Welcome to my nightmare!
Ozlet backs up: Hes got a weapon!
Second Ozlet hits the first one on the head: You idiot! fight!
~Tommy shrugs and hits the 2 Ozletts over the head with the shovel~
~Adam runs with an Ozlette till he finds a tin can, which he picks up in his foot~
Adam: You ever play kick the can?
Ozlette ~shrugs~: Once or twice before
Adam <unmoved>: Well play kick the can! <the can doesnt come off of his foot then after Adam shakes his foot really hard the can comes off and is trown up then it falls down on the Ozletts head.>
~Billy is fighting an Ozlette and hits it in the stomach. Some snott covers his hand~
Billy: You Oze you lose. ~turns to the camera~ Don't forget that kids. ~posses with a million dallor smile. Literly he spent a million dallors on getting his teeth straight~
~Adam runs over to a buldozer and opens the door~
Adam: Let me get that for you! ~opens the door to slam in the Ozlettes face. Another Ozlette kicks Adam on the back of his head causeing Adam to fall down~
Ahisha: Sit down! ~kicks an Ozellete down on the ground~
~two more Ozlettes grab Ahisha and Ahisha struggles to get free~
Ahisha: Kiss and make up!
Ozlette: Why?
Ahisha: Cause I said so! ~smashes the two together.
Ozlette: EW! I kissed a guy!
Kim <looks at the Ozlettes>: See ya! <she starts backflipping towards the other end of the constrution site>
Billy: Right behind you Kimberly! <backflips and follows Kim> Course just running would do but this looks so much better.
~all the rangers meet up in the consturtion yard cornor and look helpless untilll~
Tommy: Ready guys?
Billy: Ready to what?
Tommy <rolls eyes> Just morph!
they all morph to discover that the Ozleties have taken off. They shrug
Rocky: Can we just get back to my math homework? I have a test tomorrow
Tommy: Yeah lets go get some ice cream too
Ahisha: No lets go check out that old constrution site!
<Billy sighs>: Shes to devoted to being a power ranger.
At the Command Center
Zordon: Robot I mean Alpha, my scencers tell me that the rangers spent to much time helping Rocky with his homework; Ivan is realised.
Alpha: Ayi yi yi yi yi! Those math problems were tough too!
Zordon: He is on his way here.
Aplha: Don't worry no one can get in here without a power coin. Except for the occasional girl and prepowerranger <Oze starts to oz through the door> Well almost no one. What did I tell you about sealing off that door? But no! you had to add more night lights!
Zordon: Can I help it if Im scared of the dark? <he remembers a time when he was alone in the night and Hippies attacked him. He shutters>
Alpha: Hippie fantisy again?
Zordon: Yeah, they're becoming less frequant now.
Alpha: Good.
<Ivan Oze forms>
Ivan: Honey I'm at the command center!
Alpha: Why you! <Alpha punches Ivan in the stomach but Ivan just burps. Ivan then turns Alpha crazy by making Alpha sniff Oz's old socks.>
Zordon: You haven't changed Oze. You're still picking on the robots called Alpha.
Ivan: Oh can it. <takes a closer look at Zordon> a head? Rita and Zedd want me to dystroy a head? They couldn't do this because?
Zordon: I have many allias.
Ivan: Oh well this place is pretty fancy. I guess after 10 thosand years of investment you can buy something desent.
Zordon: Actully we deverted Global Funds for our own personal lighting system.
Ivan: Well now I'm supposed to dystroy you so..
Zordon: You wont get away with this insert viallian's name here! Er i mean Oze!
Ivan: Can it! <takes out a pipe> Its time to pay the piper!
Zordon: Cash, check or credit card?
Ivan: None of the above. <he starts playing his flute> oh the things I have missed! The Spanish Inquisiton! <something blows up> Cuter's Last Stand! <something else blows up> The Salem Wich Trails!<again another explosion> The Brady Bunch reuion!
Zordon<weak> How did you have cable?
Ivan: I didnt get a very good reseption. and now you're paying for it! <laughs evily>
<the now morphed rangers are searching through another constrution site>
Tommy: They've gotta be around here somewhere-unless they're somewhere else.
Rocky: uh huh
Tommy: Its dark in here, we need light.
Ahisha: Right! <her helment projects some light>
Tommy: Nice trick but I repeat we need some light
Ahisha: This is all I got. Zordon used the rest of the lights to light up the command center.
Rocky: I will scan for these gons <scanner appears on his helment> I dont know what these guys are made of but-
Billy: My guess would be purple oze.
Rocky: Yeah well I cant lock them down.
Tommy: Here they come! Lets power up!
Kim: But we're already morphed......how much power do you need?
Tommy: Guys need a lot of power! Escpecially manley men like me!
Ahisha: Whatever.
<Kimberly starts to punch one of the Oze guys>
Kim: you guys make me sick sick sick! <Oze guy falls down>
Ahisha: If you're gonna barf-please barf away from us, Zordon spent some cash on getting our suits cleaned!
Kim: oh aiight.
<one of the Oze dudes kick Billy off the balcony thing>
Billy: You're gonna pay for that! <calls on a new weapon. looks at it curiousley in his hands> Where the hell did this come from? <shrugs> oh well <kicks the Oze dude>
<Rocky and Adam are fighting the Oze guys>
Adam: They've got us cornored! Maybe we can fight better on that side!
<Billy notices that Ahisha is cornored>
Billy: hold on Ahisa! As soon as I can work this weapon I'll save you!
<Ahisha waves arms around like Olive Oil on Popye>
Ahisha: Save me Billy! Save me!
Billy: I need to drink me pop! <pulls out soda can and after drinking it in one breath, trows it on the nearest Oze dude>
Ozellete: Litter bug!
Billy: You girls are going to require extra saving in this flick! <saves Ahisha>
Ahisha: Oh thank you!
Billy: Its my job, Cause I'm Billy the blue power ranger! TWEET TWEET!
Ahisha: More like Billy on crack.<coughs> lets regroup with the others!
Billy: What?
Ahisha: Oh Nothing.
<Tommy takes out Saba and shows him to the Oze guys>
Tommy: I want you all to say hi to Sava!
Saba: Saba! you nitwit!
Tommy: I want you all to say hi to Saba you nitwitt!
Ozlettes wave: Hi Saba you nitwitt! <Saba sighs>
<just as a trashcan falls on the Oze dudes and they explode the rangers start to demorph>
Tommy: SAVA!
<Saba sighs again>
Saba: How did I get hocked up with you bum? <he disapears>
Kim: Whats happening?
Billy: If I had to guess I'd say we're becoming powerless.
Rocky: Demorphing tickles!<gigles>
Ahisha <in her best Mike Myers voice>: Oh behave!
Kim: Whats happening?
Tommy: Well since you asked us about 2 seconds ago, we still are saying we're lossing our powers.
Kim: Whats happening?
All: Shut up!
Adam: Lets get back to the command center.
Rocky: Did you know this movies out of sequance to the original?
Adam: Yep, but thats what you get when you work with Saban employees.<walks away>
<Lord Zedds Palace. We see a castle on the moon with a banner on it that says 'Lord Zedd's Palce. No power rangers allowed.>
Rita: I can't believe this! Hes no better then all of you! All he did was dystroy the command center! <blinks> Now that I think about that, that is pretty good!
Zedd: Well I don't like him. Hes to evil for his own good.
<Ivan enters>
Ivan: Honey, I'm home!
Rita: Why you little rat! You did this blah blah blah blah blah <no one can understand her now>
<Ivan gags Rita's mouth with Nickoladeon Gack.>
Zedd: FINALLY! Someone shut her up! How can I ever thank you?
Ivan: Well if you want you can zap yourselves into a little snow globe so I can double cross you therefore saving me the trouble of comming up with an alternet plan?
Zedd: Done and done! <transports him and Rita into a snow globe>
Rita : Way to go dipshit.
Zeed : ACK! She can talk again!
Rita: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ivan: Well now that that is settled, would the flying monkey and gaint pig like to stay here to do my dirty work or join your friends?
Goldiar: I'll overlook the names you called me and we will join you.
Pig: Um I did not like evilness in that laugh
Goldiar: Be quiet or we might get tossed out like yesturday's power ranger.
Pig: Like Trini?
Goldiar: Like Trini.
Zedd : Goldiar! Don't you dare join sides with that nemrod!
Goliar: Uh we never liked you anyway!
Rita: Figures you hire a flying monkey and this is what happends. Man what was I thinking?
Part 3
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