Their idenities have been kept secert, not thanks to the brilliance of the teenagers but thanks to the massive stupidity of the citizens of Angel Grove.
This episode of the saga begins a long time ago. ok so not so long ago. alright! in 1994 on a distant planet. Fine on Earth! This tale begins in 1994 on a planet called Earth. ~sighs~ I'm outta here, call me when its time to kick some birdbrain asses. ~walks away>
~screen shows title of movie ";Morphin Rangers: The Parody" then explods to show a low flying private plane.
Rocky watches as the "no jumping out of plane sign" goes off.
Rocky: Wahoo we can jump!
Kim ~laughing~: easy there Rocky.
Rocky: I sure am!
Bulk putting on his helment: Im gonna be the eagle. Be the eagle.
Skull: Be the swallow.
Bulk: We're gonna show you power ran-i mean pinheads how to skydive.
Ahisha: You wanna show us how its done?
<Bulk opens the plane side door. He and Skull looks down and their jaws drop>
Skull: Oh shoot Bulky, thats a whooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllle lotta greenscreen.
Kimberly: Hey guys ~points to parasuits~ you might wanna slip those on.
Ahisha: Damn Kim you ruin everything!
Bulk and Skull: Good idea.
Ahisha puts her helment on and approches the door: Time to talk in only whitty one sentences, Geromo! ~jumps out of the plane~
Billy follows suit: Morphanicial!
Adam: Wahoo! ~jumps out of the plane~
Rocky: Flame On! ~as he jumps out of the plane his foot hits the side of the plane~ OW! ~he holds his foot in his handns~
Johnny Storm flies by: Ha ha serves you right for stealing my lines.
<Kim moves up and Tommy puts on a snow board type thing>
Kim: So 'em your stuff!
<Tommy rolls up his sleeve to revile his buldging musles. Kim sighs and pushes Tommy out of the plane>
Kim ~jumps out~: Catch ya on the flip side.
<All of the rangers preform non impressive stunts then they try to come together to form a circle but they all end up smashing their heads together, Except for Tommy. Thanks to Tommys miscalculations he falls on the rangers heads. Everyone rubs their heads except for Tommy>
<on the ground>
Annoucer: As you all know the money raised from those kids risking thier lives will go into the old observatory. And as an added bonus the owners of the obseratory will pull a couple of all nighters just to have the obseratory ready in two days time. Just in time for Ryan's commet! Tickets will be on sale but for those of you cheap people that do not buy tickets you will not be allowed to look up at the sky that night! ~suddenly Adam comes into view!~ And here comes the first skydiver from Angel Grove high its Adam! ~Adam lands on target but his foot gets caught so he falls down on the second ring and can't get up.~ Oh well next its Billy ~Billy moves to the target then hits it right on the bulleye then kicks Adam's limp body aside. As Billy walks away he accidently steps in dog doo.~
Billy: ~Wipping his shoe~: Ew yuck!
Annoucer: Next is Kimberly. Man shes hot! Brainless, but hot!. ~Kimberly approaches lands on target then has to hop over Billy whos trying to clean his sheo.~ Its Rocky ~by now the annoucer sounds board. Rocky lands perfectly and so does Ahisha who comes in after him.~ Now its Tommy Oliver ~sigh~ Can somebody shoot me please? I've been here all day and its always the same. Teenagers messing up no money going to the observitory. ~Tommy crashes into the side of the news van~ But what can you excpect from a bunch of kids?
An 11 year old boy known as Fred is talking to his dad: Hey dipshit you landed in the parking lot. It was embarressing.
<the teens run up>
Freds Father to Tommy: Hey good job man
Tommy: What are you talking about? I stunk
Fred's Father: Yes but at least you landed on the grass, I landed in the parking lot on the hood of a car that was just driving along.
Fred: It was embarresing dad but I still love you.
Tommy: Thanks I feel better now.
Adam: I wounder where Bulk and Skull are.
Ahisha: Ernie's is serving a free desert with lunch today they probably landed on the roof.
~all laugh~
~meanwhile in the plane~
Piolet: you guys better jump out before we crash, Im running out of fuel.
~Bulk and Skull jump out. They both Scream all the way down.~
~Downtown the rangers are roller bladding. Apparently they all are good at roller bladding while "Free Ride" By Elgar Winter Group plays.>
Kimberly: (singing along): The mountains are high, the valley is low. And you're confused on which way to go. So-
Rocky inturups: Kim! We're not supposed to sing along! Besides, you're no Faith Hill. You suck.
<Kimberly just hums the tune
The rangers do some unimpressive moves. Then they jump down a edge of a side while Billy jumps in the air first and hovers along and lands behind Kimberly.>
Tommy: Lets take a short cut! ~points to a spot near a construction site~
Rocky: Um isn't that dangerous?
Tommy: Yeah well maybe. <all shrug as they follow>
~they cut through a constrution site. Camera shifts to revile Bulk and Skull comming down in a open parashuit.~
Construction worker: What are you kids doing here? Roller bladding is one thing but absolultly no parashuits!
Bulk: Um we're from the Angel Grove building inspectors office.
Skull: Yeah that building is supposed to be over there!
Bulk: Whats that man doing over there without proper foot wear? Huh?
Skull: Huh?
Constrution worker with sandles on: Come here Dave!
Bulk: Go on Dave ~Dave walks away~~ man that was close.
Skull: You hungry? Ernie's is having a free desert with lunch today.
Bulk: Always, we shoulda landed on the roof.
Skull: Yeah that would have been ssssssooooo conviant!
~Bulks smile as they leave~
~The workers look at a strange object burried in the ground~
Worker 1: What is it?
Dave: How should I know? I didn't go to college! But we'd better get a crane in here and find out.
~the workers lift off the top of the ancient tumb thing and then a giant claw comes out with a big purple egg~
Worker 1: What is it?
Dave: I don't know
Worker 2: If I had to put my money on it i'd say its a bigo purple egg with a hand on it. Better touch it. <as hes about to touch it purple energy waves come out and shock him. He falls back. The others run to his aid>
~The rangers are rollerbladding when their communicators go off.~
Tommy: Hold up guys! ~looks around~ lets go over to that big open spot over there! ~they move into an open area with no body around except people off camera~
Tommy: Whats up Alpha?
Alpha: Rangers Zordon needs you at the command center right away. Even though we could tell you right now whats up but that would be to easy.
Tommy: Alright lets go guys
~Rocky hits his chest and speaks with his best Scottish accent~
Rcoky: Beam me up Scotty!
<They teleport. Once inside the Command Center the tile is so slick that they all fall down. Then they take off the skates and put them into a capartment marked 'Sports Equiptment'. They each grab a different pair of sheos to put on.>
Ahisha: Zordon I know that this is surious but could you spend a few hours boring us with useless details?
Zordon: Course thats what I always do. ~clears throat~ Rangers the planet is in great danger. A-
Rocky: When is this planet not in great danger?
Zordon: True but let me finish. A great evil man has been accidently dug up. The stupid constructors decided to open up his holding spot, earsing any arguments about it being"accidetnly unleased"
Adam: Go on...
Zordon: Around 6000 years ago this evil man known as Ivan Ooze was released on earth then he was lured into a trap teenagers like yourselves who convienced him in the tomb by some ice.
Adam: Ice?
Zordon: Hey it was a really hot summer and ice was hard to come by!
Ahisha: But you told us that our great, great grandparents were the first earthlings to use the power coins.
Zordon: Oh yea, I remember that day. Man I was so gih <laughs>
Tommy: So what happend next?
~All the rangers sit down on the ground ready for a story~
Zordon: As I was saying they lured him into a trap then burried him deep under ground. But apparently not that deep because the construction workers were digging pretty close to the surface when they found it. They also burried his uncompleted ZORDS next to his tomb.
Rocky: Whos brilliant idea was it to burry his ZORDS next to his tomb where he could get them?
Zordon: Well people back then were a lot stupidier then they are now. You know the theroy of evulution. Anyway you must spend all afternoon here playing Menopoly then show up to late so that we can have an action theme movie.
All: Understood.
<At the construction sight in the late evening. Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldier and a Pig Like Creature (Mordant) enter>
Lord Zedd: Ah great finally after 2 minutes of searching and complaining I finally found it!
Goldier ~to Mordant~: Who the hell are you?
Mordant: I dont know. None of the writters told me. ~Goldier shrugs~
Rita: This is just a stupid egg. Let's hard boil this Im hungry, I haven't eaten in 20 minutes.
Mordant: I'm with her Im starved.
Goldier: Course you are, you're a pig.
Mordant (sad): Yeah I wanted to be a Rino.
Gaurd 1: Hey Currly look at that.
Zeed: No need to wake him in fact why don't you take a little nap yourself?
Gaurd 1: ~shrugs and falls to the ground~
Zedd: Let's crack this egg
<cracks it with his staff then the egg opens to revile a tub of snot>
Rita: You spent 2 minutes searching for a tub of snot?
Zedd: Yeah well this purple kind of snot sells for good prices on some planets.
~the tubb of snott starts to shape shift~
Zedd: Ah man! Why is it that the snott is always defective??
Ivan Ooze: ~strcahes~ 6,000 years in an egg...will give you such a crank in the neck!
Rita: And who the hell are you?
Ivan Ooze: I'm glad you asked. I'm the galaticlly feared globily-
Zedd: ~still mad about his snott~: Cut to the chase.
Ivan Ooze: They call me Ivan Ooze
Goldier: They call me stupid.
Ivan ~under breath~: I can see why. ~to Zedd~ who the hell are you?
Zedd: Lord Zedd sworn enemy of all that is cute and nice. ~holds up a certificute that verifies that he is the sworn enemy of all that is cute and nice~
Zedd: Do you know who Zordon of Eltar is?
Ivan: Zordon? ~points hands up to the sky and energy waves escape. He looks at Zedd confused~ actully....no.
Zedd: Well to pay us back you can dystroy him and the Power Rangers.
Ivan ~shrugs~: Sure i guess.
Zedd: We will leave you now and give these two something to eat so they shut up! ~Zedd, Rita, Goldiar and Mordant leave~
Ivan ~sniffs the air~: I smell....the stinch of.....allergies...~sneezes~
<The rangers materialize with all of them landing on their heads but they quickly scramble to their feet. They walk up to the egg>
Tommy: We're to late.
Kim: In the words of Michelle Tanner-DUH!
Ahisha: Ug! Full House is dumb!
Rocky ~embarressed~: I really shouldn't have asked for help with my algerbra homework after Menopoly. I aplogize.
Adam: I'm always happy to help a friend.
~some guy taps Tommy on the shoulder. They all seem to notice as they all turn around~
Guy: What are you kids doing here?
Kimberly: We're looking for an evil man named-
Guy: Adolf Hitler? Saddam Hussian? Osama Bin Lauden? George W Bush? Grey Davis?
Kim: Ivan Ooze.
Guy: Oh does he look like this? ~changes to Ivan Ooze~
Kim: Ew gross
Ivan: To kind
Kim: No I just remembered that Billy stepped in dog poo.
Tommy: Who are you?
Ivan: I'm the glacticlly feared, golbily feared
Rocky: Yeah what?
Ivan: They call me Ivan Ooze
Kim: They call me stupid!
Adam: You don't look so bad-why are you so evil?
Ivan: I steal life forms and take over planets ~everyone is unmoved. Ivan turns to a look of frustration the tells the rangers~ I flunked out of grammer school. ~everyone is impressed~
Rocky: Well pack your bags Ooze cause well u know it sucks to be packed in an egg without anything to do for thosands of years.
Kim: You don't know who you're messing with do you Mr. Raisen Head?
Ivan: ~shocked~: Thats the best one that you could come up with? ~Kim blinks~
Tommy: Yeah cause we're the power rangers! ~the words eco throughout town but only Bulk and Skull-who are still at Ernies-cares~
Ivan: Oh weres my autograph book? ~pulls out an autograph book from Disneyland~ would u mind? ~rangers take turns singing it for Ivan~
~Tommy looks at one page that has a picture of Ivan with Goofy, both of them wearing Mickey ears~
Tommy: Whats this?
~Ivan grabs the book away, embaressed~: Oh nothing.
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