| Stupid tihS |
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| What Nail said: |
| This page is just aboot stupid, weird sayings that my friend Nail had said, and my friend Liz translated them into Spanish. Enjoy! |
| Liz's translation in Spanish: |
| Donkey with pickled hair. Roasted monkey paw. Sour chicken toe. Hot elephant butt pimple. |
| Burro con pelo de pepino. Pata de chango rostisada. Pata agria de gallina. Elefante caliente con espinilla nalga. |
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| What Nail said in Spanish: |
| Liz's translation in English: |
| Yo soy un topo mojado con dientes de ratta apestosa. |
| I am a wet gopher with stinky rat teeth. |
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| What Nail said: |
| What Liz said: |
| Rat flem with oiled eyecrust. Peanut buttered gopher eyes with elephant nostrils. |
| Country fried kangaroo testicles with hot buttered cow boobs. |
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