The headless horseman had no head, or did he?
The apple juice can do a back flip, but Jim Carrey is not black.
The apple is red, but the chicken loves Tina Turner.
A dog never scratches himself in the same place twice.
When the clock strikes twelve, it will be twelve o'clock.
The potatoe chips will never be happy because it's raining in China.
Mary had a little lamb, but the Buddhist monk doesn't seem to care.
The can of meat may jump, but the dog is laughing harder.
The chicken wing is merely an eraser for the monkey's pencil.
The glue only works when Abraham Lincoln is not happy.
