| Father -- Christopher Hall Sisters -- Liv Tyler, Alicia Silverstone, Christina Ricci, Drew Barrymore Brothers -- Adam Sandler, John Henson Uncles -- Rob Zombie, Spider One, Ahmet Zappa, Tom Green, Jerry Cantrell, Mel Gibson, Christopher Walken Grandfather -- Wes Craven Neighbors -- Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Sean Connery, Jim Carrey, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock Tenant -- Jack Nicholson Chris Tucker and Chris Rock are both neighbors. They always brag about who's the best in his movies. Me and Sean Connery sit on his porch and watch them argue all day. Matt Stone and trey Parker live together too. They like to hang outside and play baseketball in their driveway and insult people as they walk by. We usually see Squeak come and join them in a game. Jack likes to scare people by doing his act from The Shining. Both Rob and Jerry like to play their music down in the basement. Sometimes my father, Chris Hall, would join them also. They don't like to be bothered by anyone. Sometimes Rob and his brother, Spider, like to create haunted houses in the basement or the attic. They always have something that'll scare us all. But that's mostly what goes on in this wacky neighborhood. |
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