K. Tone 2-26-98
I have this teacher you see.
Her name is Mrs. P.
She has a big bottom (like a Weeble).
She likes to say the word people.
Her father died at the ripe old age
Of ninety, without a wrinkle on his face.
She had a Siamese cat named Solo,
Who tried to eat people whole! "Oh,
"I have these bags under my eyes, people,
"Because I am Italian, People."
We like to call them pockets,
Those bags under her eye sockets.
We wonder how many things she can fit in them,
Perhaps the number is one hundred and ten!
She called Billy a baboon,
She is such a loon!
She wants to punch him in the teeth,
But the school would put her out in the street.
She said to us, "People, Listen,
"I don�t sweat, I just glisten".
Oh I have this teacher you see.
Her name is Mrs. P.
