"Pull down your pants, I'll kiss that shit." -Steve Tacl
" I wanna smoke sausage." -Zack
"He was obviously in...and why do refs have numbers, what the fuck is that -Hoffman
"Fuck you and your fucking battery recommendations." -Weber
"It's like a child, you drop it once and it's fucked up forever." -Hoffman
"Worst night ever!!! cookies everywhere!! -Zack
"I guarantee I could say something stupider" -Tacl
"Dude, No, I saw enough black cock yesterday." -Tacl
"It's not very good, sometimes I spill on my shirt." -Nick Hennen, on his aim, while chewing on a glass bottle
"I wanna see a huge cock going into an ass." -Tacl
Steph: Fuck you man!
Hoffman: No, we'd have to at least go to dinner first or something.
"Haha, someone fuck me!" -Tacl
"I don't think he has a penis." -Anna, about Zack
"I'd make out with Scott if I had the chance." -Hoffman
Life Safety Guy: It's too technicalogical.
Us: All you have to do is push a button.
Life Safety Guy: Hey, what did I just say.
Honestly, I would seriously pay $100 right now for a vagina. -Tacl
Weber: Tacl, what's her name.
Tacl: rhinosaurs??
Weber: No, dude.
Tacl: well, shit
What the fuck you got in your hand bitch! -Zack
Dude, I'm not fishing for quotes......ahh biscuit. -Tacl
Is that kid foreign? -Hoffman, in reference to Munscl who looks 0% foreign
No way dude, I'm breaking the streak, I'm not like that one dude....Cal Ripken -Zack, about his jumpsuit streak which ended at 3 days.
Zack stop trying to be suave, you fucking bitch! -Tacl
Too bad there is only boys here, but we could go find some really nice ones and make friends with them, then we could go play baseball and stuff -Louie
I'll show you how to billiards that shit. -Someguy
Holy shit you have a bush -Tacl, about Zack
Shit that hurt! - Hoffman after taking flaming shot
1,2,3 we're not having lesbian sex -Some girls
Weber: That was a lot of money
Joel(his dad): 30? (No), 25? (No), 28? (No), 18? (No), plug in my damn hose and shut the hell up
Hoffman: Your butt isn't blue, it's wet.
Meredith: You know what else is wet...rain.
Meredith: Zack will never find love because he's a sexist.
KC: because he's the sexiest.