Joe: Hoffman, your shirt is on backwards
Hoffman: Hey! don't turn this on me, this is about you!
Let's fuck someone in the ass to death. Him....Zack! - Meredith
But anyway, about retards, they are fun. -Weber
You're the worst guy ever to get in a jungle fight -Tacl, to Joe
Joe: Dude what is this???
Zack: Dude, don't go there.
My back almost broke but I saved it -Day
That's a good spittin' tube -Day
Somebody has to touch my crotch...and it's me!! - Day
Joe: No dude, those are my brown sugar and cinnamon pop-tarts.
Matthew J: It's not like they are yours or anything (while eating them)
My bottle, my bottle, my sweet bottle, he's my baby -Day
I'll trade you 10 bones for a nickel - Day while holding bottle caps
I haven't been jammed yet.. -Joe, talking about getting drunk
I don't know that's half an hour of work -Hoffman, about doubling down w/Canada money
Ah, Hoffman bent his wookie -Day, about a cigar tube case
These Canadian bottles are fucked up - Zack
Holy shit I'm the best guy ever -Zack
Joe: Shit there's bread everywhere
KC: Good, that's the way I like it
I got a 18, they got a 20, I get 19, they get a 21, I wanna kick 'em -KC
Chris: Look we got the top full
Joe: Good I need more penis
You're gonna get cancer either way, whether it's watching TV or fucking the bitches, so you might as well smoke -KC
I'll bet you a million to 2 cheeseburger odds - Joe
Joe: ?Would you guys bail me outta jail???
KC: If the bail was in cheeseburgers I'd do it.
Pam is like my lucky horseshoe, but she's a person. -Hoffman
Dude, if I win big, we're going to bring back Cubans, not the people of course, cigars. -Hoffman
You better watch out or Mustachio will get pissed - Inspector Kevin
Change $1 please - KC, at a $5 min. table
Why don't you toothbrush your whole face if it cleans it?? - Joe
I think Canada should change their currency to cheeseburgers -KC
Goodnight Zack, sweet prince of Camelot -Joe
Joey Oshe: I just received the biggest burn of my life.
KC: What happened?
Joey Oshe: I asked Hoffman if I could shower with him and he said "NO!" I don't even think he even considered it
Joe: I don't have any motor skills right now.
Weber: Like anyone has motor skills right now.
Tacl: I have motor skills....VROOOM!!!!!!!