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| Your mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt , i mistaked her for a school bus. |
| Your mama is so fat when she steps on the scale is says to be continued. |
| Your mama is so skiny she hula-hoops with a cherrio. |
| Your mama is so poor, she was kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing ? She said moving. |
| Your mama is so stupid that when you dad sid it was chilly, she ran outside with a spoon. |
| Your mama is so lazy she got a remote control just to operate her remote control. |
| Your mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved! |
| Your mama is so hairy that now even Big Foot is taking her picture. |
| Your mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet to go outside. |
| Your Mama Jokes( you better laugh) |
| Blonde jokes- ok and funny |
| What is a blonde's favorite nursey ryme? |
| Humpme Dumpme- that's is funny!!! |
| Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? |
| You can park in the handicap zone. |
| Why did the blonde stare at the juice bottle? |
| Because it said consentrate- ha ha not |
| How do you kill a blonde? |
| Put a scrach and sniff at the bottom of the pool- who could fall for that execpt a true blonde. |
| Short Jokes( that may actually be funny to some people!!!) |
| In the 1st year of marrige the man talks and the wife listens, in the second year of marrige the wife talks and the man listens. But in the 3rd year of marrige they both talk and the nieghbors listen. |
| A teenage girl tlks on the phone for half an hour and then hangs up, then her father says wow you usually talk for 2 hours and the n asks what happened. The girl says i dialed the wrong number. |
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| that is me!!! ha ha |