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| Phantoms scare (and beat) the bejeezus out of the Moes January 14, 2009 by Moe Diggity Straight out of our head office in Toronto, Ontario, here are the Top 10 reason we lost to the Scarborough Phantoms... |
| #10. #9. #8. #7. #6. #5. #4. #3. #2. |
| One month layoff took its toll.
Players still haven't grasped Moe Foe's system of having 4 forwards on each line. 7-0 leads are easier to come back from in football. We sucked. Bad officiating. Strong stench of puke left on our bench from the team that played before us left us feeling queasy all game. Sight of our star forward (6'3", 280 lbs) losing the opening faceoff to their star forward (3'6", 82 lbs) left us stunned to the point that it took them scoring 4 goals in the first 4:59 before we snapped out of it. Team was disappointed upon hearing the news that Moe Lovin forgot to bring the post-game beer... again. Purposely throwing the remainder of our games so we can finish last and have a better chance of acquiring John Tavares as our first round pick. |
| ...and the #1 reason the Moes lost to the Scarborough Phantoms... |
| #1. |
| They scored nine goals... and we didn't. |