Welcome 2 the Alice In Wonderland page!!! Well, I've at last managed 2 put our versions of the songs on the net!! If u hear urself singing + don't want 2 b on the net, e-mail me + I'll take u off. I would've put the walrus + the carpenter on here but I don’t think that jenny + amy would b best pleased.

Cast List

(Amy Levick) - A grumpy old carpenter who's in Dodgson's poem "The Walrus + the Carpenter".

(Mel Brown) - An insane grinning cat.

(Nathalie Chalkley) - A skipping bug with a contradictory nature.

(Zoe Burgess) - A servant 2 the duchess who is very fond of pepper.

(Sarah Flavel) - A mature, kindly gentleman with a love of little girls. Dodgson is the storyteller (aka Lewis Carroll).

(Natalie Cross) - A sweet, sleepy member of the Hatter's t party.

(Kerry Harmer) - A mad, half-pig, half-woman who is very fond of finding morals in things.

(Jenny Hook) - Pretty straight-4ward, the bloke who chops every1's heads off when the Queen shouts "Off With His Head!!!!".

(Charlie Francis-Pape) - An aging sea loving creature who's good friends with the mock turtle + dying 2 talk about his days in school.

(Lucy Bater) - In close character to the hatter, but with less dialouge.

(Jo Manning) - Just about the only person that the Queen doesn't threaten to execute.

(Tess Naden) - The Knave of Hearts he stole (he STOLE!) those tarts…

(Katherine Rich) - An aging thespian who is absolutley insane.

(Cathy Ford) - A miserable creature who yearns 4 the days when he "was a real turtle".

(Sue Lawrence) - A savage person with only one way 2 solve any problem. (I wonder what it could b????)

A fat creature who obvisouly features in the poem told by Dodgson (the Walrus + the Carpenter).

A frantic worring creature who seems 2 always b rushing somewhere.

We performed Alice In Wonderland on 7^th, 8^th + 9^th of December 2000. We performed it twice on Saturday (there was a matinee) + well, thursday night's performance was pretty bad. The main tragedy of the evening was that during the song the walrus + the carpenter a whole load of oysters (about 11) were supposed 2 come on stage + get eaten by the walrus + the carpenter. But, most of the oysters also doubled as children at the beginning. So this meant that they had a very short time 2 get in2 costume + get their make up on. However, they had less time than every1 had anticipated, so…….only 2 oysters actually made it 2 the stage. But many members of the auidience said that if they hadn't known that there were supposed 2 b more, they wouldn't have noticed as the people on stage coped so well. Alice Lidell also hadnt practised dancing in her shoes b4 + slipped over, the entire cast 4got 2 say "boo" in the court scene at the end, the dormouse's ears got broken, the cooks sausages fell apart + the other great "tragdedy" of the evening concerened Alice. She had been feeling ill 4 a coupla days b4 the play + she had a sore throat, but despite being pumped full of anti biotics + so 4^th when she got on stage + opened her mouth 2 say her opening line, very little came out.

Well Thursday night wasn’t brilliant but Friday + Saturday were great. + there's only 1 thing 2 say about Saturday night's performance………………………………………….

Sounds from the play

Alice Links

Alice Pictures

These r the original drawings by John Tenniel. Lewis Carroll gave him extremly detailed instrustions of how each drawing should look.

Give the page a little time 2 load. + if u hold ur cursor over the pix, it'll tell u whats goin on in each one.

Alice Quotes

You wouldn’t think it but alice in wonderland is everywhere. How many references have u heard about "down the rabbit hole"? + the word chortle is one which lewis carroll made up. It's half way between snort + chuckle.

Things with alice quotes:

Mary poppins - "mad as a march hare"

The shining - "falling like alice into wonderland"

Aladdin (ours) - "mad as a hatter"

Sex in the city - "I went down the rabbit hole"

Have a day (my poster) - picture of just a smile saying "have a cheshire day"

The matrix - "I imagine you're feeling a little like alice falling down the rabbit hole" "follow the white rabbit" "take the red pill you stay in wonderland and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes"

The Simpsons - "y is a raven like a writing desk?"

The Simpsons - "Hi, i'm Troy Mclure. u may remember me from such driver-z films such as 'Alice's Adventures Thru the Windshield Glass'"

Charlie + the chocolate factory - "stuff + nonsense!"

If u find any new quotes e-mail them 2 me.

Extracts From the Script

Hatter: no room

Hare: no room

Dormouse: no room

Alice: there's plently of room

Hatter: have some wine

Alice: I don't c any wine.

Hatter: (laughing hyterically) that's because there isnt any!!!!!

Alice: then it wasn't very civil of u 2 offer it

Hare: it wasn’t very civil of u 2 sit down without being invited.

Alice: I didn't know it was ur table + its laid 4 a great many more than 3

Hare: ur hair wants cutting

Alice: u should learn not 2 make personal remarks

Alice: (2 audience) come, we shall have some fun now, im glad they’ve begun asking riddles (2 Hatter) I believe I can guess that.

Hare: do u mean that u think u can find the ansa 2 it?

Alice: exactly so.

Hare: then u say what u mean.

Alice: I do - at least I mean what I say - that’s the same thing u know.

Hatter: not the same thing a bit! Y u might as well say that I like what I get is the same thing as I get what I like.

Dormouse: (pulling his head out of the t-pot + yawning) u might as well say that I breathe when I sleep is the same thing as I sleep when I breathe.

Hatter: it is the same with u. (2 Alice) what day of the month is it?

Alice: the 4^th

Hatter: 2 days wrong, I told u butter wouldn’t suit the works.

Hare: it was the best butter.

Hatter: yes, but some of the crumbs have got in as well. U shouldn't have put it in with the bread knife.

Hare: it was the best butter u know.

Alice: what a funny watch. It tells what day of the month it is + doesn't tell what o'clock it is!

Hatter: y should it? Does ur watch tell u what year it is?

Alice: of course not but that’s because it stays the same year 4 such a long time 2gether.

Hatter: which is just the case with mine.

Alice: I don’t quite understand u.

Hatter: the dormouse is asleep again. (the hatter + hare wake the dormouse)

Dormouse: of course, of course just what I was going 2 remark myself.

Hatter: have u guessed the riddle yet?

Alice: no, I give up. What's the ansa?

Hatter: (laughing hysterically) I havent the slightest idea.

Hare: (joining in the joke) nor I.

Alice: I think u might do better with the time than wasting it in asking riddles that have no ansas.

Hatter: if u knew time as well as I do, u wouldn't talk about wasting it it's him

Alice: I don’t know what u mean.

Hatter: of course u don’t. I dare say u 've never even spoken 2 time!!!

Alice: perhaps not, but I know I have 2 beat time when I learn music.

Hatter: ah that accounts 4 it. He won't stand beating. Now if u only kept on good terms with time he'd do almost anything u like with the clock. 4 instance suppose it were 9 o'clock in the morning, just time2 begin lessons, u'd only have 2 whisper a hint 2 time + ro-ou-ou-ou-oud goes the clock in a twinkling, half past 1 + time 4 t!!!

Hare: I only wish it was.

Alice: that would b grand certainly but then I shouldn't b hungry 4 it u know.

Hatter: but u could keep it 2 half past 1 as long as u liked.

Alice: is that the way u manage?

Hatter: not I! We quarreled last march just b4 he went mad (pointing 2 Hare with t-spoon) it was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts + I had 2 sing (he sings artociously) "Twinkle twinkle little bat how I wonder what u're at!" u know the song perhaps?

Alice: I've heard something like it.

Hatter: it goes on in this way: (continuing 2 sing) "Up above the world u fly. Like a t-tray in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle…"

Dormouse: twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.

Hatter: (trying 2 ignore the interuption) well I had hardly finished the 1^st verse when the Queen bawled out he's murdering the time. Off with his head!

Alice: How dreadfully savage

Hatter: + ever since that he won't do a thing I ask. It's always 6 o' clock now.

Alice: is that the reason so many t things r put out here?