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Dear Sister Love,
     My name is Ted, and I am gay.  I would like to know, am I going to go to hell for this?  I believe if God is all loving, then he would not send a person to hell for loving someone of the same gender.
Ted - a hellbound pervert
Dear Wicked, Hellbound Faggot:
     I don't know why you even botherd to write your stupid, ridiculous letter to me!  You know good and well that being a queer is a sin, praise God. 
God proved that he hates queers back in the old days when he killed all them homos is Sodom and Gommorah, praise His name!
     So, it don't make no difference what you think about it, sissy boy, God's holy and infallible word, the King James bible, already says that you're going to burn for eternity in the lake of fire and brimstone for doing all that nasty stuff that you and your friends do to each other!
     You'll be just like that ol' queer, Matthew Shepard, who is scorching in the flames of hell as we speak, praise God!  And, when you get to hell, you won't be having a gay-ol-time down there, neither!  No, you'll be in constant pain and agony for millions and zillions of years, and it won't never, ever stop, hallelujah!
     I, on the other hand, will be strolling down the streets of gold with my sweet Jesus, and I'm gonna make sure and thank him especially for tossing your ass in hell, so I don't have to smell you anymore!  Glory!
Sister Love
Holy Lady
Matthew Shepard is burning in hell now, but Ted will join him soon!
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