diary2

Nov. 2
Dear Diary,
    It was revealed today that the person that stole Punketa's screenname was Joe Snow. He figured out Punk's password and then changed it so she couldn't play. RamonaQ did some digging (she's been hanging around Det.Hill) and discovered Joe's evil deeds. It's about time.
     Joe Snow was the sissy that stole my screenname away from me several months ago. He finally gave me my screenname back, but he made sure I wouldn't tell anyone. He had information on me that proved that I was the DawnWeiner clone. At that time, no one knew for sure if it was me, so I didn't want it to get out.   However, a few weeks later I turned the tables on my blackmailer I revealed to everyone that I was indeed the clone. Joe was powerless then. And now that it's been made public that Joe is a theif, I feel safe to tell the whole tale now. I wish Ramona would have banned him. He is so evil. And Joe's not his only screenname!
     I just got back from Dogma's birthday party! She is so sweet, I bought her a Playstation2 and a AIBO. Also, later on after the party, I licked her lollipop, if you know what I mean. I just want to say, Dogma's cherry flavored. And it took alot of licks to get to the gooey center. Yum!

AudreyHorne


Nov. 1
Dear Diary,
     In debate class today, SockPuppet and I had a nasty topic: Copyright Infringment. We argued for hours, but we both made strong points. In the end, we agreed to disagree. Sock's a master debator.
     Someone has been going thru my things. Everything in my bedroom had been moved. Nothing was missing, but someone was definitly snooping around. So, I'm hiding all my secret, special things on my website. I put up some secret links that only I know about. I hope this will help keep my deep dark secrets hidden a bit longer.
     I need to straighten my room.
     I hope I'm not just paranoid.

AudreyHorne



Oct. 31
Dear Diary,
     I started off Halloween with the scare of my life. Suzanne and I were out trick or treating. She was dressed as Queen Elizabeth. I was dressed as Catwoman. We were walking down the sidewalk, when I saw someone duck behind a bush up ahead. When Suz and I approached, a man holding a butcher knife jumped out from behind the bush. It was Dawn Wiener!
     "This will teach you to diss me on your web site!" he yelled.
     I recoiled in horror, as he stabbed me over and over with the knife. I screamed and screamed, until I realized that I wasn't feeling any pain. There wasn't any blood. I was being stabbed with a fake knife.
     "Ha ha ha," Dawn laughed and ripped off his face.
     He was wearing a mask.
     This wasn't Dawn at all.
     It was Kedra.
    "Fooled you!" she laughed.
     Kedra was wearing the Offical DawnWiener costume, complete with an ugly Dawn mask, a horrible tan dress and a knife to stab people in the back. Very scary.
    After Suz and I gave him the biggest lecture in her life, Ked joined us in trick or treating. He told us what had happened to The Granny. Lucy P pushed The Granny down a flight of stairs and stole her candy! The Granny survived, but she broke her only good hip. The police were called and Det. Hill is searching for Lucy P, as well as Bob33333.
     Ked also told us about Sugarhigh. Some evil sissy put razor blades in Sugarhigh's candy. She almost died! Her tongue is all mangled up and she can't talk. I like her better that way.
     Anyway, we got tons of candy! I am on a major sugar rush. I can't sit here. I HAVE TO MOVE AROUND! Later.

AudreyHorne