Make like a bannana...

...and split.

Oh, the wit. If I can keep one liners as good as that throughout my website, it will be almost as unbearably mirthful as an episode of Friends.

Oh that is like, sooooo not funny.

Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listening.

Oh I know, lets all go down to a coffee bar, and sit on a sofa, and all kinds of crazy and hilarious things will happen. And then perhaps I'll marry a lesbian, or an English girl, or something, and then say the wrong thing at the alter, and stuff like that. What a wacky life I lead.

To be fair though, Friends is endlessly entertaining: just watch Chandler get fatter and fatter as the episodes go by and try not to laugh.

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