Incite a Revolt

1. Procure a selection of vicious weapons, mainly of a rural style: scythes, sickles, pitch forks, rakes, etc.

2. Obtain a number of fiery torches. These must be of the sort traditionally used to light dry thatched roofs, etc.

3. Find a restless crowd. It might be necessary to make the crowd restless yourself, using a suitably vitriolic and ferocious speech, condemning the Baron and his unacceptable habits involving the virgins and/or body parts.

4. Distribute the weapons and torches to the crowd.

5. March on the Baron�s castle. This should be done with much angry shouting, stamping and threatening. The desired affect should be one of Barely Controlled Violence.

6. When you and your revolt arrive at the castle, fight off the legion of bat winged monkeys. These may be wearing fezzes, depending upon the aesthetic tastes of your baron.

7. Retreat from the castle to find a suitable tree.

8. Cut it down and return to the castle.

9. Use the tree as a crude battering ram.

10. Your work complete, watch as your revolt sweeps into the castle, overwhelming it�s unearthly defences and capturing the baron.

11. Declare a national holiday in honour of the victory (see Suggestion A).
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