Emoticons you may never use
:-D*               A person laughing so hard that he/she does not notice a 5 legged                      spider hanging from his/her lip.
>8-O-(&)        A person just realizing that he/she has a tapeworm.
.-)                 A person who can smile despite losing an eyeball.
:V:-|             A person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to                      him/her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his/her                      head.
~0E]:-|          A fisherman heading for market with a basket containing a three                      legged octopus that is giving off smell rays.
>:-[ -{9          A person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel.

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A serious look at some computer commands, the Punjabi way!
Send               Sutto
Insert              Wich Paao
Attachment     Naal Laao
Edit                Sidda Karo
View               Waikhee Jaao
Forward          Aggay Sutto
Inbox              Undar Da Daak Khanna
Outbox            Baar Da Daak Khanna
Trash              Mitti Paao
Address book Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply              Bejan Walay Nu Jawab Do
Reply All         Saareyaan Nu Jawab Do
Delete             Daffa Karo
Download        Thallay Laao
Properties       Jaidaad
Connect          Naal Milaao
Fonts              Likhaai
Accounts         Galla
Drafts             Chitheeyaan
Find                Labbo
Paste              Thook Naal Chipkaao
From               Bejan Walaa Banda
Subject           Khaas Gall
Stationery       Pensal, Rubburd
Folders           Thailay
High Priority   Waddee Takleef
Ctrl+Alt+Del    Sara Syapa Mukao

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Try to know who you are,
When you know yourself,
A mental hospital is never far!

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