| "Hi, how are you? My name is Mortimer Goth, and this is my lovely wife, Bella, and our daughter, Cassandra. My great-grandmother recently passed away in an unfortunate chemical experiment, bless her soul, and left us her old house. The little shed was where she did all of her experiments, and the small graveyard next to it is the final resting place for the unsuspecting guests who took part in them. She would serve her guests a feast in the large dining room and entertain them with her enchanting piano-playing in the upstairs parlor/hall. For the more adventurous guests, she would read their futures in her crystal ball hidden away in one of the turrets. The meeker guests would enjoy a game of chess in the library. After everyone was fed and had enough fun, my great-grandmother would say she had something to show them in the shed. Well, I'll just say that she ended up having a lot of new neighbors move in throughout the years." |
