| "Howdy, my name is Frederick. I manage an apple farm in the deep south of Sim City. The wife, Frieda, keeps us fed with her county fair award-winning apple pie. She makes a fine supper, too, which we eat by candlelight in the dining room that has the head of the moose I shot while on a hunting expedition in the deep north. Our boy, Francis, is a spitfire, always getting into trouble and ditching school. At night, after all of the chores are done, Freida keeps us entertained by playing some melodies on the piano. The one bedroom serves us just fine. There's plenty of room in there for the young-un's trundle bed." |
