| "Salutations! My name is Stephen, and I am a mad scientist. My home has the perfect lab for me to conduct my experiments. I'm currently working on a cure for the guinea pig flu. My wife, Starr, is a tarot card reader. She has a little shop in our house where she can read the neighbors' fortunes or cast a voodoo spell for them. Our son, Stewart, is aspiring to be a rock star. He's in his room practicing his guitar every day after school, when he's not blowing bubbles on the bubble maker I invented." |