Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: A Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead...?
A: At least you can ignore the blonde safely...
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a lawyer ?
A: There are some things that even lawyers won't do to people
Q: How can you tell when a redhead has been using your computer?
A: There's an ax in the center of the monitor.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know a redhead belongs to you?
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the quickest way a redhead takes to a man�s heart?
A: Through his ribcage.
Q: What is the difference between a brunette, blonde and a redhead after sex
A: Brunette after sex: "Oh my you was the best I ever had! I Love you...will you marry me?"
A: Blonde after sex: "Next!"
A: Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.
Q: Why do gentlemen prefer blondes?
A: It takes a �REAL� man to handle a redhead.
Q: What do you call a redhead sitting between a blonde and a brunette?
A: An interpreter
Q: How can you tell when a redhead is lonely?
A: There are less then 5 men around her.
Q: Why are redheads considered evil?
A: Aren't "all" addictions considered bad for you
Q: Why don't redheads wear training bra's?
A: There's nothing "in training" on a redhead.
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a redhead?
A: Extremely lucky
Q: Why don't redheads get breast implants?
A: Why improve perfection?
Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone made the mistake and told them to a redhead. |
