Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
Mr. Hyde: So you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.
Van Helsing: [After cutting off Mr. Hyde's arm] I'll bet that's upsetting.
Van Helsing: Bless me, Father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: Sinned. Yes, I know. You're very good at that.
Cardinal Jinette: I wish you a week in hell for that.
Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve.
Friar Carl: Holy hell be damned I am!
Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Friar Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want...damn it!
Friar Carl: Why is it so important to kill this Dracula, anyway?
Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the Devil.
Friar Carl: I mean besides that.
Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, everything bitten by him or created by him will die, too.
Friar Carl: I mean besides that.
Anna: We Transylvanians always look on the bright side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a bright side of death?
Anna: Yes. It's just harder to see.
Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Friar Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in a mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
Dracula: Remember Igor, do unto others...
Igor: Before they do unto me.
Aleera: Your blood shall make me even more beautiful. What do you think of that?
Anna: [Stabs her with a stake] I think that if you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't just stand there talking about it.
Velkan : I would rather die than help you!
Count Dracula : Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
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