�Americans have different ways of saying things. They say �elevator�, we say �lift� ... they say �President�, we say �stupid psychopathic git�.� -Alexei Sayle
�I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.� -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor
�I wrote this poem about 15 years ago in Ireland. In those days, that country was so strict you used to have to smuggle condoms through the airport in bags of heroin.� -John Cooper Clarke
�My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there�s hardly any difference.� -Harry S Truman
�Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.� -Mark Twain
�That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.� -A congressional candidate in Texas
-carina
