Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again?
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus!
Willy Wonka: All right, let's start the tour.
Violet Beauregarde: Wait, don't you want to know our names?
Willy Wonka: I can't see why that would possibly make any difference.
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?
Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
Mr. Salt [Noticing signs on vats.]: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Lucy Pevensie: [holds out her hand] Pleased to meet you Mr. Tumnus, I'm Lucy Pevensie.
[Mr. Tumnus looks at her hand curiously]
Lucy Pevensie: Oh, you shake it.
Mr. Tumnus: Why?
Lucy Pevensie: I... I don't know.
Peter Pevensie: He said he knows the faun.
Susan Pevensie: He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!
Mrs. Beaver: You've been sneaking second helpings, haven't you?
Mr. Beaver: Well, you never know if your next meal's going to be your last. Especially with your cooking.
Mr. Beaver: When Adam's Flesh and Adam's bone sits in Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done.
Susan Pevensie: That doesn't exactly rhyme.
Lucy Pevensie: But I'm telling you, there's another land inside the wardrobe!
Edmund Pevensie: I believe her.
Lucy Pevensie: You do?
Edmund Pevensie: Yeah, totally. Haven't I told you about the football field inside the kitchen cupboard?
Peter Pevensie: [about Edmund] I'm gonna kill him.
Mr. Beaver: You might not have to. Has Edmund never been to Narnia before?
Mrs. Beaver: It's the world, dear. Did you expect it to be small?
Susan Pevensie: Smaller.
[The horse Edmund rides rears up.]
Edmund Pevensie: Whoa, Horsey! Whoa!
Horse: My name is Philip.
Susan Pevensie: Are you saying we should believe her story?
Professor Kirke: Why not?
Susan Pevensie: Well, it can't be real, logically.
Professor Kirke: Logic? What are they teaching at schools these days?
Forrest Gump
Lt. Dan: Gump, Have you found Jesus?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.
Mrs Blue: Are you crazy? Or just plain stupid?
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does, ma'm.
Mrs Blue: I guessed.
Forrest: Mama always said, dying was a part of life.
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.
Forrest Gump: [in the Watergate hotel; on phone with security] Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they keep me awake.
Forrest Gump: In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all.
John Lennon: No possessions?
Forrest Gump: And in China they never go to church.
John Lennon: No religion too?
Dick Cavett: Ah. Hard to imagine.
John Lennon: Well it's easy if you try, Dick.
Futurama
Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.
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