Allow me to introduce my selves.
Being normal is driving me crazy.
�I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.� -Edgar Allan Poe
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.
�I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.� -Emo Philips
�I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.� -Emo Philips
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 23 years.
�My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.� -Spike Milligan
My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Normal people worry me.
�Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong� -Robert Anton Wilson
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
�Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.�-Emo Philips
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-carina
