How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-carina
