Murphy's laws

� Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
� Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
� Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavour, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
� Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.
� Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
� Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
� Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
� Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
� Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
� Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a "son-of-a-gun."
� Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.
� Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure.

A FEW ADDITIONS TO MURPHY�S LAW;
1. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
2. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
3. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
4. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

-carina

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