Atheism: Shit doesn�t happen.
Buddhism: Shit happens because of desire.
Catholism: If shit happens, it's because you deserve it.
Christian Science: There is no shit.
Confucianism: Confusius says: "Shit happens."
Existentialism: Shit happens and then you die.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it's because Allah willed it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Monarchism: Let them eat shit.
New Agers: You needed to have this shit in your life. Learn the lesson it has to teach. Now visualize it away.
Protestantism: Shit happens because we're being punished.
or: Let shit happen to someone else.
Quadrinity Process: Shit happens, re-cycle it.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
South Parkism: Dude, this shit kicks ass!
Spiritism: If shit happens, why not make the best of it?
Stoicism: So shit happens. So what? I can take it.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
-carina
