You're confusing me for someone who cares.
Can I put you on hold while I find someone who gives a flying f**k?
You seem to have delusions of adequacy.
If the plants in the office didn't need the carbon dioxide I would consider strangling you...
I would try to see it from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own backside.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
A hard on doesn't count as personal growth, you know...
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
I can't figure out whether you are proof of Evolution or the ultimate refutation!
Thank you for clearing my head, I was actually having a think there for a moment.
In your case, an exorcist would take pity on the demon and get rid of you!
If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.
Your teeth are brighter than you are.
-carina
