A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
All religions are fairy tales
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Born Again Pagan.
Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days.
Do I look like a fucking people person.
Don't hate yourself in the morning�Sleep till noon.
Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
Forgetfulness is a sign of genius.
Friends don't let friends have children.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's the whole damn human race.
I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I think, therefore I'm single.
It's not premarital sex if you're not planning on getting married.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Never ascribe to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity.
Normal folks creep me out.
Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there.
Sarcasm is your body's natural defence against stupid.
Sarcasm: Yeah, that'll work.
So this is Hell. I thought it would be a tad warmer.
Sure you can smoke. Burst into flames for all I care.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Technically I'm awake.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
Who says I want to fit in?
Yes, I found religion. I found it to be completely worthless.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-carina
