Yes I know it sucks!
I know that I haven't updated in over a month. During the summer, though, I don't care about much except relaxing and hanging out. I don't have much to say except that I had fun this whole time and am kind of looking foward to school *gasp*. Tomarrow I'm going to the movies with Dana and Grandma. I'm going to see Pirates of the Caribean again. It was good enough to justify seeing it again. I saw 28 days later and would sugest that you guys watch it. It was really good. I had fun over Dana's last night, even though we didn't finish watching either of the two movies. That's about it. Adios.
6/22/03
Yesterday was Dana and I's 1 year! It has been the best year of my life for that and other reasons. If it weren't for Dana, this would have been another boring year, struggling day to day. I feel like the 2nd luckiest guy on Earth. THe luckiest would be that guy who played 5 games of roulette in a row and won on all of them. I don't think that really happened but whatever. So if there never was such a guy, I'm the luckiest guy. WOOHOO! I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH! TAKE THAT YOU DAMNED LEPRICHAUN(pardon the spelling)!(refference to Lucky Charms). I have genuinly enjoyed this year, and hope for many more to follow. I may sound premature about this, but I hope we can get married once I give Uncle Sam my 4 years. A man can dream, can't he? I appologize that we couldn't go to the mall, but my mom just went into a coma once she got home. I was going to change my setup, Dana gave me the idea, to "Feelin' Kinda White" Where my background would be white and my text would be white, but then I said that I was too lazy. I know everyone would like that layout, but I'll stick to this one.
6/15/03
I got something to say, I killed your baby today, it doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead. I got something to say, I raped your mother today, and it, doesn't matter much to me, as long as she spreads. Sweet lovely death, I'm waiting for your breath, let me take one last caress. Sweet lovely death, I'm waiting for your breath, let me take one last caress. Sorry, I'm listening to Last Caress by the Misfits. I went Dana's party yesterday and it was hella fun. The cake was killer. Then "Night at the Roxberry's" was funny as hell. Dana, did you grab my ass? I have absolutely nothing to do today, and I'm glad. Yesterday, I was on the go all day. It's just a shame that I had to turn into a pumpkin before the party was over. I think I'm going to call Dana and ask what heppened after I left. That's a pretty good idea. Damn this phone. She picked up, so I'll finish later. Bye. 5 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!
5/31/03 (Later)
DANA'S HOME! YEAH! WOO HOO! THANK CHRIST ALMIGHTY! I'm going to see her tomarrow! I can't wait! Hearing her voice is nice, but seeing her is the big deal. I was bored, so I took a few quizzes on quizilla.com, and one said that I was the perfect boyfriend. I'm wondering who the hell would think I am the perfect boyfriend. Then I took one to say what type of music I am, and they called me regae (I can't spell in case you haven't noticed), so that just proves how off these things can be.
5/31/03
Dana's coming home today! As Dana no.2 would say *does a dance*. Soon enough I'll see her again! I know that none of you care, but I'll keep going anyway. I don't realy have much to write aside from that. I changed my backgrounds. Yes, I know that I used it before for other pages, but be honest with youself, how many times have you looked at the other pages? I rest my case. Well, I'm going to go watch TV or something, Bye
5/29/03
Tomarrow is the last non-Dana school day. Then she comes home on Saturday. I was making fun of Frau so bad today, it was hilarious. This wasn't mine, but I laughed so hard at it, Frau said "any questions, comments, concerns?" and some kid in the front row said "Yeah, this sucks". I was cracking up. I had detention with Mrs. Ciparis again today. I was late again, so whatever. That wouldn't have been so bad had magic club not been cancelled. Then on the late bus I told Michelle to smell my finger (I meant to say PULL my finger, but smell came out) and the bus driver moved me to the front, wo that was boring as hell. Whatever.
5/28/03
Only two more school days until Dana comes home. She sent me a picture of herself from Florida. That really helped. I'm not depressed or sad or anything though, lonely and bored. If Ray saw this he'd call me a French piece of crap. No I am not French, we just use it to mean artistic or effeminate. In this case effeminate. It is pretty funny that today was a bad day, not for any specific reason, just mostly that it wasn't a good day and I felt kind of crappy, and I started laughing for no reason in front of Dana no.2. I had no reason whatsoever, I guess that I am that hard to get down. I'm tired as hell but can't sleep. This is in the afternoon, not night though. I have no reason to be tired, but I am. I'm going down the shore with Kyle for three days. I hope Dana's having a good time and not worrying about me. Sorry if that seems from out of nowhere, but I came back from getting a drink and typed what first popped into my head. Whatever.
5/27/03
Today is the first school day without Dana, but to get me through, I had Krull, Warrior King with me. Only four more school days without Dana. She comes home on Saturday in the afternoon, so we are doing something Sunday, damned if we aren't. I am hooked on Dana, and I am experiencing withdrawl. Soon enough she should send me a video E-Mail. That will whet my appetite. I already went through my pictures, not just ones of her, so that is an empty well. I know that you all think I am a loser with no life because I can't go a few days without Dana, and you are right. Venetis and Shaw were absent today, so at least I could relax first period. Katie scratched me and broke the skin on my arm. It hurts like hell. I know that you people don't give two shits about my day, I am just realy bored. Whatever. John, signing off!
5/26/03
Happy Memorial Day! The day where we forget our fallen soldiers and go to the store because they have sales, saying that they are remembering our fallen by taking 20% off of all pants, shoes, and vibrators. The men that died for our nation deserve better than that, but whatever. Dana went down to Florida for the week, and I can't wait to see her again. We hung out over her house until 12:30 the night she left, so at least got to see her before she left. Her basement is awsome, it has a pool table and an air hockey table. We played for a while. I won most of the games for air hockey, but when we played pool, the games took an eternety. We both suck at pool, so when a ball finally got knocked in, it was a big deal. We saw half of "Something About Mary". I just relized something. If that guy got stuck in the zipper like that, he was probably going commando to the prom. The links are pics of Ramms+ein. They are god. Kind of. Whatever. That's pretty much it for now. I'm going to go do nothing.
5/14/03
I am trying to get a Rammstein background and items and the like on my page, but I can't figure it out. As you have probably noticed by not, I am a very simple person. And I don't mean simple as in I don't like complicated things. I mean simple as in I am not that bright. If I figure this crap out, there will be a new background, but until then, I will scream obscinities(If only geocities had spell check for us idiots) at the monitor and hammer on the keyboard. I can't get the pictures on the page, but I can link them. Look at them if you want, but whatever.