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| Welcome to my stupidity page. This is where I post my collection of stupidity. I have ammassed quite a bit of it over time, and I'm willing to share. | ||||||||||||
| There is a statue to Franklin Roosevelt depicting him in a regular chair as apposed to a wheelchair. This angered the disabled community, so they wrote a blurb on a plaque in both english, and braile. There is a law saying that all text on a national monument must be large enough to be read from 10 feet away. How long is a human arm? They made letters about the size of my fist. | Someone sued McDonalds and other fast food resturants for making them fat. How can you sue someone for making you fat? As if they don't understand that an excessive consumption of food makes you fat. | |||||||||||
| At the Acme there is a bottle of Planter's Peanuts. Just peanust, mind you, not trail mix, not anything else, dry roasted, salted peanuts. On the back of the battle, it said "Warning, this product may contain nuts." | ||||||||||||
| My mother was at a hardware store to rent a vacuum. While she was talking to the clerk, I saw a chainsaw that said "Do not stop blade with hands, limbs, or genitals." | ||||||||||||
| There is a product at the Acme called Scrapple. It is a sandwitch bag filled with a whitish, yellowish, chunky, thick goo. The ingredients lable said that it was made of things like pulverized pork and pureed beef and on the front in a big star it says "made with real meat" How sad is your product that you have to tell people that is it real meat? | ||||||||||||