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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company...

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is.
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's a sin to overcharge your friends like that.
Now you go to the church and confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't you start that shit again!"
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