Grounder: "Single, 700-pound villain looking for suitable companion."
Robotnik: Whoops! Uh, wrong paper. Give me that!
~~AoSTH

Haw! Haw! My Buzzbomber is so far ahead, the freedom fighter might as well be running backwards!
~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #5

Antoine: Zat ees ze beeggest robot ape I have evaire seen!
Sally: Biggest? How many others have you seen?!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #17

Miller: M-mister Thomas and I kinda planned a complete make over for you, Doctor R.
Thomas: Miller's right. The people. They just don't like you, man!
Robotnik: I'm a merciless power-crazed dictator, you idiots! I don't care whether the people like me or not!
~~Sonic the Comic #21

Weird smell plus weird chanting equals weird dudes . . .
~~Knuckles, Sonic the Hedgehog #46

Swatbot #1: O-ree-oh...
Swatbot #2: yo-ho!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4

Topaz: Rouge, I don't know how to thank you.
Rouge: I do--lose some weight.
~~Sonic X

Sometimes I wonder if my career is going anywhere…
~~Chao, Sonic Advance

Rotor: Hmm . . . a possible theory is that the unknown energy powering that combot, which combined with and was exploded by the electrical storm, somehow bathed you in a field of anti-inertia negative energy . . . resulting in your speed loss!
Sonic: Y'know, if you had two brains, you'd be dangerous!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #38

One side, "heroes"! I'll handle this!
~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #17

Live fast, think fast, act fast.
~~Sonic, AoSTH

She's an overlander, mon ami! Not only zat, she's a female--one part ooh-la-la and two parts treachery!
~~Antoine, Sonic Super Special #7

Tails: I'll help you! Urk! Maybe not.
Sonic: (Sigh.) Looks like it's down to me to save the day again!
~~Sonic the Comic #40

Remember, guys, to whistle while you work!
~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #43

Sally: Oh my gosh, Sonic! That's a magnetic field generator!
Sonic: You mean it's not a toaster?
~~SatAM

You metallic moron! I wanted to put those sneakers in my trophy room... Right next to my nursery school 'Brat of the Year' award!
~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #5

Blue streak speeds by, da da dum!
Too fast for the naked eye, da da dum!
Da dum, he can really move,
He's got an attitude!
Catchy tune! Wonder where I've heard it before??
~~Sonic (singing), Sonic the Hedgehog #38

Eggman: Once we enter these tunnels, we will be in the Metropolis underground. From there, we mount our assault.
Tails: Sounds dangerous.
Knuckles: Sounds stupid.
~~Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

Sally: *Choke* Excuse me a moment . . . I . . . *sniffle* I've got fallout in my eye . . .
Rotor: Gosh! It's not always easy at the top . . .
Antoine: Oui . . . uneasy 'angs zee crown!
Tails: I'd be uneasy if I were at ground zero!
~~Mecha Madness special

Sonic: But there's still one thing I need to know--how many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a lollipop, sir?
Harvey Who: That information, my dear boy--is classified!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #16

Antoine: That ees enough! The 'edgehog may be zee imecile like you, but even he does not desairve death!
Sonic: Saved and insulted in the same second--now that's speed!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #46

Your brain's even slower than your feet.
~~Sonic, Sonic X

*Sob* How will I live my life . . . without the great evil one telling me what to do?
~~Snively, Sonic the Hedgehog #21

Tails: Sonic, I think it would be a good idea to get out of here!
Sonic: That's the first sensible thing you've said all day!
~~Sonic the Comic #126

Why did I have to wear a pair of pantz wit zo many pockets?
~~Antoine, Battle Royal special

Teach me how to make bubbles with a runny nose!
~~Chao, Sonic Advance

Tails: Oh no! If the bears go through the cactuses, they'll be pin cushioned to death!
Sonic: Ooh. That hurts just thinking about it.
~~Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sticker on Robotnik’s desk:
Rights Violated While U Wait!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog mini-series #0

Why'd you fall from the sky, Sonic? What were you up to? …Ha! Up to!
~~Chip, Sonic Unleashed

(after Sonic destroys a statue of himself)
Jack: You've destroyed everything! Now it's my turn to do it to you!
Sonic: Uh-oh! Remember, Jack . . . life doesn't necessarily have to imitate art!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #63

Space, here we come! Oowp! I feel sick, Sonic!
~~Tails, Sonic the Comic #6

I control the horizontal--I control the vertical--
~~Mammoth Mogul (thinking), Battle Royal special

Sonic: Rotor, why do you keep ants as pets?
Rotor: 'Cause they're so interesting to watch! Besides, they like living in the ant farm!
Sonic: Then why do they keep escaping?
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #23

Hey! Do not "dis" the master!
~~Crabmeat, Sonic the Hedgehog #39

Yes! Let the heroism commence!
~~Eggman, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

And I know of one heavy hedge-hog who's had one too many chili-dogs lately!
~~Sally, Sonic Kids special

That sea's full of water!
~~Sonic, Sonic Underground

Rotor: Princess, in case this is the one time when time beats Sonic . . . we've been wondering . . . where do we rank on your "top ten" list?
Sally: Sorry, boys--Sonic takes all ten slots on my list!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #11

Ixis Naugus! I figured it out! Everything that's happened here reeks of you and your bogus magic! Come out and face me like a bat...uhh...crab..uhh...well, you know what you are better than I do! So, just show yourself!
~~Sonic, Return of the King special

Come now, hedgehog...can't you at least take a moment to welcome me back from the dead? How rude!
~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #74

I am making a tasty retreat!
~~Antoine, SatAM

Sally: It's got to be a trick, Sonic! Robotnik never keeps his promises!
Boomer: Oh yes he does, Princess Sally! He promised to be mean, gross, rotten and evil! And he is!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #5

Sonic: Penguinators are badniks from the Floating Island's Ice Cap Zone. How did they get on Mobius?
Tails: Perhaps they came for a Christmas break?
Sonic: Thanks for your input, Tails. I'll file it under 'U' for Useless!
~~Sonic the Comic #41

Sonic: I don't get it! How did they survive the crash?
Tails: They're super heroes, okay? Sometimes you gotta take this stuff on faith!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #38

Sally: Top that wise guy!
Sonic: Hah! No problemo! The stay-fresh lightbulb!
Sally: Lightbulbs don't spoil, dum-dum!
Sonic: They don't? Then why do they put them in refrigerators?
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #15

I'll stick with you until we find Omega, Sonic. But don't expect me to join in on your group hugs and picnics.
~~Shadow, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

Holy cannoli!
~~Robotnik, Sonic Blast special

Sonic: Forget that, Unc! I'll juice right over the quake!
Uncle Chuck: And if a chasm opens up in front of you, you'll "juice" right to the bottom!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #37

Grounder: Sometimes I wish Dr. Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent.
Scratch: He made me persistent; he made you too dumb to quit.
~~AoSTH

Universalamander: This hedgehog just isn't *gurgle* agreeing with me...*ooogah*...
Sonic: A freedom fighter never agrees with two bit dictators!*
    *Paid political announcement, Princess Sally Treasurer
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4

Sonic's such a big head! I'd hate him... if I didn't like him so much!
~~Amy, Sonic the Comic #41

Ha ha ha! Sonic, it's adorable how much you hate me.
~~Eggman, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

Robotnik: *snicker* Mecha Sonic has engaged the Hedgehog!
Amy Rose: Oh boohoo hooo *sob* wahhhh!!!
Tails: What's wrong, Amy Rose?
Amy Rose: *sniffle* I was hoping someday Sonic would get engaged to me!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #25

Robotnik: Oh, yes! Our dilemma! We have to go back to the beginning! Back before I was the benevolent ruler of Mobius!
Sonic: Is this gonna be a fairy tale?
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #36

Had enough, dread-lilocks?
~~Sonic, Battle Royal special

Sonic: Whoa! That was one nasty nautical nightmare.
Sonia: That's what you get for eating three chili dogs before you take a nap.
Sonic: You said it, sib. Takes at least four to make me sleep good.
~~Sonic Underground

Sally: Aw, isn't it sweet the way he idolizes you, Sonic? . . . Like we all do!
Sonic: ?
Sally: Err . . . I mean all the residents of Knothole! Heh heh . . . Not me of course! Imagine that . . . me idolizing you!!! Ha ha ha ha ha
Sonic: Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
Sonic and Sally thinking: Gulp!! Yeah! . . . Imagine that!!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog mini-series #0

Sonic: Sal--why'd you guys bother following me?
Sally: We're here to help, Sonic, and--
Sonic: If you're thinking about trying to talk me out of whatever bonehead move I'm gonna pull, it won't--waitaminnit--you're gonna help me?
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #74

Ride Robotnik's Robobus...and leave the driving to me!
(Besides, you're only going where I want to go)
~~written on the side of the robobus, Sonic the Hedgehog #26

Sally: Oh my gosh! What is it?
Sonic: Someone you never wanna marry. Plus, he's in a bad mood.
~~SatAM

Tails: Can I be on the Olympic team, Sonic? Can I, please? Can I?
Antoine: Don't be ridiculous, Tails! When it comes to athletics, you have two left tails! If anyone should be on the team, it is I, Antoine D'Coolette!--Champion fencer of Mobius!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #5

Sonic: So that's it!
Doctor Robotnik: Wha-? Who?
Sonic: You didn't think this tin overcoat would be able to control me, did you?
Doctor Robotnik: Well, yes I did, actually.
~~Sonic the Comic #4

Rotor: Hey! That looks like a door!
Antoine: It could be ze way out of here!
Tails: Careful! It might be a closet full of Nerb clothes!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #10

I see birdies and stars--in marshmallow greens and marmalade skies--oh, my!
~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #58

Sonia: What'd you do?! Stop for a chili dog?
Sonic: No. *burp* Uh, excuse me, uh, maybe, I--how's tricks, bud?
~~Sonic Underground

Robotnik: Ha! I'm not done yet! I have all of Crabmeat's comic books to inspire me!
Sonic: Uh-oh! That could mean trouble!
Crabmeat: Especially if he bends the covers!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #8

Ancient Walker: Ye have come far and learned much! A boon shall be granted! You may ask of me one question!
Sonic: *gulp* Just one?
Ancient Walker: The answer to your question is "yes"!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #35

Antoine: Zo! Sonic's great secret iz out! HaHaHa! And I suppose your middle name is Wentworth or zomething ridiculous like zat!
Jules: Actually, that is his middle name, his first name is--
Sonic: Dad! The name is Sonic--period!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #53

Sonic: You get out of here now or I'll tell everyone your real name is Miles.
Tails: No! Not that!
~~AoSTH

ATTENTION This city is now to be called Robotropolis!!! From now on, no music, no books, no plants, no games, no dancing, no laughter, no fun! I am your new, evil dictator! Dr. Robotnik "Have fun-go to jail!"
~~Sign Posted by Buzzbomber, Sonic the Hedgehog mini-series #0

I still think it's that creep Sonic! I can't think of anyone else this fast or lucky!--Except for yours truly!
~~Knuckles, Sonic & Knuckles special

Science stuff is way too boring for a cool hedgehog like me!
~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #28

Listen, blubber-butt! Snively's paid to act like an idiot--why do you do it for free?
~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #38

Boomer: Look at what's on screen!
Sally: I can't believe it!
Sonic: Neither can I! Jurassic Park is already out on Sega Genesis?
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4

Sonic: Tails! See anything?
Tails: Sure. Millions of things. Rocks, mountains, trees. . . .
~~SatAM

Tails: *shudder!* Y-y-you don't think they know we're coming, do you?
Sonic: Heck, no! They always leave the doors open for weary travelers!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #60

Uncle Chuck: Sonic the Hedgehog here are more of my delicious chili dogs!
Sonic: Keep 'em comin', Uncle Chuck!
Sally: Sonic, wake up! You're chomping on your sneakers!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #30

Don't you know drivebys can hurt somebody? Like--namely, me!
~~Vector, Knuckles: The Dark Legion #1

This is like trying to find a hedgehog in a haystack.
~~Tails, Sonic X

He was so young . . . only 20 issues old! Waahhhh!!!
~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #20

I can't believe this new Marxio Brothers game! I mean who cares about the adventures of three electricians?
~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #26

Everyone has individual talents that make him or her unique. I'm real good at the lessons Julayla teaches me . . . Sonic's speed is incredible as he loves to point out . . . Boomer has a remarkable ability with machinery . . . And Antoine has--ummm--he's got--errr--an amazing French accent!
~~Sally, Sonic Kids special

Rotor: I just stopped for a moment to study these rare berries, Sonic! I believe they're narcolyptus berries! Eating them causes sleepiness!
Sonic: I wish you had told me that before I started munching on 'em, Rotor!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #45

Scratch: He went this way. And don't do anything stupid this time.
Grounder: Aww, give me a break. It's not like I try to be stupid.
~~AoSTH

A crib! This must be the baby's room! Whatta detective I am!
~~Knuckles (thinking), Knuckles the Echidna #19

Whut's up, doc? Long time no punch!
~~Bunnie, Sonic the Hedgehog #74

*choke* Oh, gag me with a chocolate heart!
~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #28

Hast la vista, meestah!
~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #51

Sally: You are a miserable creep, Robotnik.
Robotnik: Why, thank you, princess.
~~SatAM

Bunnie: Great! Can ah play cymbals and a saxophone!
Rotor: Why, Bunnie?
Bunnie: 'Cause ah'm the sax-cymbal of this team, sugah!
~~Sonic the Hedgehog #8

Gadzooks! That's the biggest backfire of my illustrious career!
~~Robotnik, Mecha Madness Special

Zee melee--*whew* I am quite glad she eez over as soon as she began.
~~Antoine, Sonic the Hedgehog #74


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