More Quotes: It's a true gentleman and a scholar who knows that the chilidog is a hedgehog's best friend. ~~Sonic, Sonic Underground Merry Christmas, everyone! ...everyone except egg-shaped bad guys, that is! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #42 Dr. Robotnik: Supreme Dictator, Industrial Polluter, Megalomaniac, Corrupt Politician, Underhanded Reprobate, Rain Forest Ravager, Puppy Kicker, Oil Spill Coordinator, Holiday Hater, Insurance Salesman ~~Nameplate on Robotnik·s desk, Sonic the Hedgehog mini-series #0 Holy haywire! ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #61 I wanna be 30,000 meters tall! ~~Chao, Sonic Advance Well, if it isn't plum ugly, butt ugly and real ugly! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #22 Sonic: I suppose when we get back everyone will insist on making a big fuss of me again - big parties, that kind of thing? Tails: Not if you don't want them to Sonic. Sonic: Are you crazy? Of course I want them to! ~~Sonic the Comic #6 I feel sorry for dogs. How do they stand it? This collar's killing me! ~~Grandpa Chuck, Sonic X You are now a prisoner of the great, powerful and handsome Doctor Robotnik! (This is a recording.) ~~Swatbot, Sonic the Hedgehog #29 How can you say that I've done something wrong? Why, look at all the new jobs I've created! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #74 Tails: Pleased to meet you, Posey! Posey: Wow! Sonic's apprentice! Tails: Well, I prefer "sidekick!" ~~Sonic In Your Face! special Sacre bleu! It is hufungus! ~~Antoine, SatAM Dimitri: That's what this is all about--restoring our society to the way things used to be! Knuckles: You mean we used to be a bunch of thugs who beat the weak and helpless? Dimitri: That's the problem with the youth of today--no sense of historical perspective! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #24 Robotnik: You got me all excited and made me vow to create a super robot out of a SALAMANDER?! Swatbot: But he's big for his age! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4 Robotnik: Attack Sonic, you idiots! Sonic: Cool... The badniks think Robotnik is me. Hang on, that's an insult! ~~Sonic the Comic #39 Like, wow--you are so right, Sal! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #71 Tails: Where are we? Sonic: A long way from the nearest chili-dog stand, that's for sure. ~~AoSTH Sonic: What?! Robotnik! Snively: Noooo! It can't be him! This wasn't in the game plan! Robotnik: Who else could it be, you insipid idiot? Sonic: Someone friendlier and better-looking, maybe? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #33 Don't worry, we all make mistakes--even me. ~~Sonia, Sonic Underground Guru Emu: *sigh*--Whatever happened to 'peace and love?' Duck "Bill" Platypus: No problem--we love to smash these 'bots to pieces! ~~Sonic 50: Director's Cut special Yeah! Eat laser fire silicon breath!!! ~~Snively, Sonic the Hedgehog #22 I can't breathe underwater. I tried. ~~Chao, Sonic Advance I don't believe it! That girl should rent herself out as a professional hostage! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #26 I laugh in the feet of danger, my princess. ~~Antoine, SatAM Pfft! Go figure! The hedgehog does all the work, but the monkey gets his own prophesy! Man, I have got to get a new publicist! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #60 Tails: Hmm . . . I'm taking a few liberties with the "facts" in my comic book . . . it's not really historically accurate! Ray: That's okay, Tails . . . neither was Pocahontas! ~~Tails mini-series #2 Sonic: Surprise! My Auntie's secret recipe for chicken soup! Rotor: *Slurp* The secret is it's made with chili dogs! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #33 The Freedom Fighter Finder will let me know when Sonic and his friends go beyond the Great Forest! Plus, it gives me fifty channels on the All-evil Cable Network! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #8 Tails: The Captain Rescue who used this wouldn't talk like that. Captain Rescue: Actually, I use that to unclog my drains. ~~AoSTH Amy: Sonic! You've done it! You've beaten Metallix and saved the planet . . . unbelievable! Sonic: It's not all good news . . . I saved you too, didn't I? ~~Sonic the Comic #28 What irony! I can't believe I actually find myself--rooting for the hedgehog to pull his bacon out of the frying pan! Oh, the pain! The pain! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #27 Bunnie: Why aren't the swatbots following us down here? It's like they didn't come here for us. Sonic: You can write them a letter and tell them how you feel later. ~~Battle Royal special Sonic: I told you we should have left the big dope frozen! Antoine: For once, Sonic is right! He is ze librarian! Sally: I think you mean barbarian, Antoine! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #32 Like, this isn't registering on the coolness scale at all! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #51 Sonic: I've been thinkin'. Sally: Oh. Trying something new, are we? Sonic: Funny. Sally: Thank you. ~~SatAM Yo-robo! I haven't had this much fun since I put those metric bolts in your roboxer shorts! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #6 Just because it's practical doesn't mean it isn't fun! ~~Rotor, Sonic the Hedgehog #44 Sonic: Call Porker Lewis back at base and tell him we made it! Tails: I'm on it, good dude-buddy! Sonic: And will you stop trying to talk cool! ~~Sonic the Comic #33 Knuckles: Well, I'll be--a chameleon! Espio: No--he bee... you echidna... I'm the chameleon! ~~Knuckles Chaotix special Robotnik: Robotnik to doofy duplicate . . . come in, duplicate . . . *sigh* that's you, Snively, you imbecile!!! Snively: Oh! Right, master . . . ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #25 Sonic, I got to go the bathroom, real, real bad. ~~Tails, SatAM Like whoah. ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #67 Rotor: I'd like to run one more test on you and Muttski, Uncle Chuck! Sonic: Another test?! Couldn't you make it a multiple choice, Rotor?! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #34 It's always nice to be wanted, Robo-butt--but in your case I'll make an exception! ~~Sonic, Sonic Live! special Heavy: Once my sensors registered high humidity weather, I knew my circuits were in deep doo-doo, Bomb! Bomb: "Doo-doo" Heavy? Where on Mobius did you get that expression? Heavy: Our colleague, Valdez, uses it all the time! Especially when the commander calls on him! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #21 Eggman: Does this pose inspire you? How about something more dynamic? Chris: *groan* It doesn't matter how Eggman stands, he'll always look terrible. ~~Sonic X A distress call! I'm going in! And I don't need anyone's permission! I'm big--I'm mature--I'm-- I'm--in--love! ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #28 Careful, boy . . . women will not only break your heart . . . but your back as well! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #29 If you can't taste the chili dogs, stay out of the kitchen! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #25 Hmph. Your tails obviously outnumber your brain cells. ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #40 Sonic: And now for a supersonic wedgie! Robotnik: Yeeeep! ~~Sonic Blast special I had to act like I wanted to stay so the Sand-Blasters wouldn't suspect I was onto 'em! (Another chili-dog and I would've had to trademark a new favorite snack!) ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #63 Tails: You sure we gotta do this, Sonic? This is Robotnik's fortress. Sonic: If a guy's been locked up for 30 years, he needs rescuing! ~~AoSTH Super Sonic: Imposter! Copycat! Your powers can't compare to mine! Hyper Knuckles: You talk too much, superhog! So I'm gonna supershut you up once and for all! ~~Super Sonic vs Hyper Knuckles special #6 Scrooge-Robotnik's Instant Makeover This machine will: 1. Make you a new person! (Well, it will make you new!) 2. Do away with bad feelings! (In fact, all feelings!) 3. Make doctors unnecessary! (But you will need a mechanic!) ~~a machine, Sonic the Hedgehog #6 I think someone's been eating too many chili-dogs. ~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #52 Robotnik: Sonic's ego won't allow him to resist testing his skill in the "zone" . . . but just in case, I'll encourage him by making use of these stolen Sonic-Gram fan letters! Piranha-bot: Whoa! Tampering with the mail is a Federal offense! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #25 Yo, hold it, hold it! Know what your problem is? You're all ugly. Look, I'd like to hang and insult you some more, but I gotta juice. Adios. ~~Sonic, SatAM Sonic: Amy . . . did I ever tell you . . . that pink . . . is my least favourite colour..? Amy: Oh Sonic, you say the cutest things! ~~Sonic the Comic #26 Oh, my achin' everything! ~~Mecha-Knuckles, Mecha Madness special Knuckles: I could've saved myself, y'know! You were just a split second quicker, that's all! Julie-Su: Is he always like this? Archimedes: He's actually gotten better! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #4 Tails: Who . . . what was that, Sonic?! Sonic: Since Dorothy and the Scarecrow aren't around, it couldn't be the Tin Woodsman! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #21 Hey, slow down! No habla gibberish! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #51 Tails: Wow! The Death Egg! Sonic: Tails, what is it with you and stating the blatantly obvious? ~~Sonic the Comic #6 Sonic: What prize? Eggman: A little reward for your victory. Sonic: I don't wanna booby-prize. ~~Sonic X Fourteen minutes, eleven seconds. Unacceptable! You've kept us waiting, freedom fighters--and tardiness is a sin I find most difficult to forgive! ~~Robotnik, Princess Sally mini-series #3 Robotnik: Halp! Run and get my asbestos boxer shorts, Snively! Snively: Get 'em yourself, pyro-pants! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #29 Tails: I guarantee that Robotnik won't even come near us, guys! Sonic: Why, Tails? Did Antoine forget to use his deodorant again? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #15 Antoine: Mon dieu! It ees zee Cyclops! Sonic: Gulp! Looks more like a one-eyed monster to me! ~~In Your Face! special #1 Oh no! Split ends. My poor hair. ~~Chao, Sonic Advance Tails: I just got a bad thought, Sonic! What if Robotnik isn't really gone?! Sonic: I just got another bad thought--what if you're right?! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #21 Sally: Will you be serious for a minute? Sonic: 30 seconds is my limit. ~~SatAM Caterkiller: How nice to be remembered . . . but soon I'll be famous as the badnik who took you out! Sonic: Sorry, but I never date anyone from work . . . ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #40 Sonic: Euggh! That egg stinks! How long has it been in there? Dr Ovi Kintobor: Only about six months or so... A little salt and it should be fine. ~~Sonic the Comic #8 Kragok: Wait!!! This wasn't supposed to happen!! Not to me!! Not to me! Knuckles: Don't you ever shut up?! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #18 Li Moon: Challenging the Iron King in his own fortress isn't brave--it's stupid! Sonic: Lucky for you, Sonic the Hedgehog can't tell the difference! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #60 Sonic: Manic, you take all our medallions. Sonia: How do we know he's just not going to sell them at some pawn shop? Manic: You don't. ~~Sonic Underground C'mon--get up! I feel like humiliating you for another couple of pages! ~~Sonic, Sonic Blast special Boomer: Ha! He put a whoopee cushion on Antoine's chair! "Super Sonic" has a super sense of humor! Antoine: When do we get to the part where he's "a mild mannered hedgehog"? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4 Antoine: I still think zis is a fuelish, fuelish thing to do! We could be badly hurt! Perhaps gravely! Sally: Well, 'Twan, have you really anything better to do? Antoine: Now zat you mention eet--yes! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #36 Tekno: We're fading away . . . being transported to another dimension! Amy: . . . And I didn't have time to pack a toothbrush! ~~Sonic the Comic #111 You know, maybe there's more to being a school teacher than just passing out homework and taking naps in class. ~~Mr. Stewart, Sonic X I've been over, under and around this mountain ten times already . . . what a waste of sixty seconds! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #32 Tails: What's up, Sonic? Don't tell me you had another fight with Knuckles? Sonic: Nope, just busy with something I usually don't do--a lot of thinking! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #56 There's a word for this: boring. ~~Eggman, Sonic X To paraphrase Hendrix: "'scuse me while I 'dis' this guy"! ~~Mecha-Knuckles, Mecha Madness special Robotnik: You're in charge--don't let it go to your head! Snively: *chuckle* At last! Okay, swatbots--stop reconstruction and start waiting on me hand and foot! I want a hot bath, manicure, massage and bon-bons in bed! ~~SonicQuest mini-series #1 Antoine: I was about to go look for zem, princess, but I heard ze loud, mysterious noise! Tails: That was your knees knocking, Antoine! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #34 Man, I gotta stop eatin' my own cookin'. ~~Sonic, SatAM Snively: Impossible, I say! These bars cannot keep me in! My intellect is far too superior! These walls cannot contain me-- Drago: Because your head's too swollen! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #62 Knuckles: Hey! What's that rumbling? Tails: Could be my stomach! I missed breakfast today! ~~Sonic the Comic #120 Antoine: No, Tails! We will have to stay here until I can think of somezing clever!! Sonic: Sorry, 'Twan . . I don't think Robotnik will wait that many years! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #13 Are you naturally this stupid, or do you practice? ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #46 The baby's moving!! Definitely a good sign! Phew! What's that smell?!! That's definitely not so good! Somebody--help! ~~Knuckles, Knuckles the Echidna #19 Hmm. Very interesting. Not very helpful, but interesting. ~~Grandpa Chuck, Sonic X You think this guy's bad? I'm so bad I'm the next level of cool! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #58 Knuckles: Don't lump me in with your pals, Sonic--I'm no freedom fighter! This wasn't my idea! Sonic: Big surprise, knot-head! You hate company even more than I hate stop signs! ~~Knuckles' Chaotix special Athair: You have a lot to learn and much healing to do, double tail . . . Tails: Okay, okay . . . Athair: Rise and walk with me . . . Tails: Ow! Can we do the healing part first? ~~Tails mini-series #3 I learn from my experiences! That's why I'm so brilliant! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #31 I fail to see what she sees in zat commonair! Her taste in ze men, it leaves a lot to be desired! ~~Antoine, Sonic the Hedgehog #31 Amy got herself into this--but she's going to expect us to get her out! Women! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #21 'scuse me while I chuck my chili. ~~Sonic, SatAM Robotnik: To insure his immediate capture, I am offering you the biggest reward in bounty hunter history: one billion Mobiums. Alive or otherwise. Sonic: Question from the crowd. Robotnik: What is it?! Sonic: I'm worth way more than that. ~~AoSTH Knuckles: Are you saying nobody knows nothing?! Constable Remington: Don't you mean "nobody knows anything?!" ~~Knuckles the Echidna #19 Power rings, never leave home without them. ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #52 Sonic: All’s fair in love and war, Doc . . . and this ain’t love! Robotnik: Aaaarrgh!! Sonic: Then again, maybe it is! I do love to drive him crazy! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog mini-series #0 Tails: It looks like a turkey! Bunnie: The gift, or Robotnik? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #6 I come as a warning to you, Scrooge! Change your evil ways, (and your deodorant) or meet the same fate that I have! ~~Jacob Snarley, Sonic the Hedgehog #6 Is everyone having a good time? Good. Because that would be against the law. ~~Robotnik, Sonic Underground Tails: How come I always miss out on the mega-action? Sonic: Maybe it's because you aren't half as cool, brave or handsome as I am, Tails! Tails: Hmph. At least I'm modest, Sonic! ~~Sonic the Comic #11 Combot: Stay-alert, my fellow-com-bots. Remember, Robotnik-still-employs-inferior swatbots-in Robotropolis. Antoine: Speakeeng of wheech, who was zat swatbot I saw weeth your momma last night? ~~Return of the King special It's new! It's improved! It's fortified with 18 essential vitamins . . . and iron! What is this new taste sensation . . . the flavor of the "weak"? It's the fastest food on Mobius . . . Sonic the Chili-dog ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #11 Oracle of Delphius: Sonic, your destiny awaits. Sonic: Yeah, tell it to wait outside. I'm too tired to care. ~~Sonic Underground Tails: Weren't you scared, Sonic? Sonic: Heck no, little bro. I just juice 'em and reduce 'em. ~~SatAM Robotnik: Attention, Sonic and Tails! I know you can see me on the wall monitors... Sonic: I'll say! Can't we get the chili dog channel on this rig? ~~SonicQuest mini-series #3 Constable Remington: Be reasonable, Guardian! I can't just lock you inside with a dangerous criminal! Knuckles: Why not? I promise not to hurt him! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #18 Nice going, pixel brain . . . ~~Sonic, Sonic the Comic #4 That rodent is nothing to me! He's less than nothing! And that's pretty danged small, if you ask me! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #50 Excellent! I'd say "you're a man after my own heart" except you're not a man and I have no heart! ~~Robotnik, Tails Mini-Series #2 Sonic: I guess it's true what they say--"All good things come from above!" Tails: I once said that and then a pigeon flew over my head...! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #42 Sonic: Keep your eyes front and stay alert, Wannabee! Walt: That's "Wallabee", hedgehog! Sonic: Okay, Mr. Wallabeehedgehog . . . ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #61 My eyes! You guys really picked a weird time to have a Kodak moment! Nobody even yelled, "Say cheese!"! ~~Sonic, Return of the King special Tails: Careful, Sonic! Sonic: Careful is for wimps! ~~Sonic the Comic #118 Snively: Playing with your toys again, m'lord? Robotnik: Err . . . umm . . . no, of course not! Merely plotting and scheming, scheming and plotting! Y'know, the usual thing! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #14 Robotnik: Ha! Ha! Now to broadcast a message to the freedom fighters . . . Greetings! This is your lord and master Ivo Robotnik! Sonic: Good thing we've got a wide screen TV! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #25 Nice uniform, Robuttnik! Did they kick you out of the marching band for swallowing the drum?! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #34 Sonic: I read this in a comic book when I was little, so it should work! Sally: You're kidding me--right? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #71 This is great! I love writing and drawing my own comic book! Nobody can push me around or baby me! Of course, the freedom fighters will tell me I'm too young to have an "artistic license"! ~~Tails, Tails Mini-Series #1 Rotor: Semper fi! Semper fi! Tails: Gesundheit! ~~Sonic Blast special Knuckles: How come nobody ever makes these things easy to figure out? Espio: What problem? You simply press the button over there! Knuckles: I knew that! Just wanted to see if anyone was paying attention! ~~Knuckles the Echidna #9 Tails: Sonic! You saved me! Sonic: Actually, I was saving the Emerald Hill Zone! Saving you as well was just a... Tails: A bonus? Sonic: Not when I think about it, no. ~~Sonic the Comic #152 Sally: Be careful, Sonic! That must be Robotnik's anti-matter machine! Sonic: Have you seen Robotnik lately? This could be his new food processor! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #20 Sally: Well, think about it for a second-- Sonic: Done. Sally: Hardy har har. ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #53 Antoine: Slice of pie, n’est-ce pas? Rotor: Antoine, it’s a piece of cake. Antoine: Yes. I’m happy this is so. ~~SatAM It looks like the patient is going to make it. You can close up Charmy, Bolland! Now, please excuse me, while I calmly go throw up! Unghh! ~~Doctor, Knuckles the Echidna #15 Guru Emu: Up, up and away, my groovy friend! Tails: I thought you hippie types were non-violent! Guru Emu: Even a peace train comes to a stop, kiddo! ~~Tails Mini-Series #3 I can see for miles and miles--take a journey to the center of my mind, Julie-Su! ~~Charmy, Knuckles the Echidna #13 Swatbot: Energy output readings are off the scale! Dispersion of contents irretrievable! Robotnik: This is terrible! Swatbot: You mean because of the potential loss of magic rings and Chaos Emeralds? Robotnik: No, I mean because this is a 48-page special and all I get is a one-page cameo! Someone is going to pay dearly for this! Get my agent on the phone! ~~Super Sonic vs Hyper Knuckles special Knuckles: Stuff that, pal! I give the orders on the Floating Island! Espio: That's right! I only listen to Knuckles! Dulcy: ENOUGH!! Espio: Although I have been known to listen to a dragon every now and then . . . ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #50 Knuckles: You don't know this zone like I do, hedgehog! You'll make mistakes! Sonic: Well, that would be a first. Still, you could always assist me! Knuckles: No thanks, Sonic. I'm not impressed with your offer or your arrogant glory-seeking! ~~Sonic the Comic #41 Dear Sonic, I know you're alive, so I left this note! We're on our way to Robotropolis to avenge your death. Your loyal pal, Tails! P.S. If you are dead, then pay no attention to this letter. ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #20 Holy Frijoles! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #33 Sonic: Ant, where are you going? Antoine: To find out when zee next spaceship is leaving zee planet! I am allergic to zee total destruction! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #30 It feels like I have skid marks on my butt. ~~Sonic, Sonic X Yo, this is wack! ~~Vector, Knuckles: The Dark Legion #1 I'll never understand it, Locke--how you are able to wield such awesome power--and still make a mess of your marriage! ~~Lara-Le, Knuckles the Echidna #21 Sonic: I just put my foot in my mouth, didn't I? Sally: Don't worry--there's plenty of room for both of them! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #55 Tails: Brr! Wish I had a fake-fur coat to keep me warm! Sonic: You're wearing a real fur coat, marble-brain! ~~Sonic the Comic #40 Rotor: *chuckle* Sonic doesn't believe in false modesty. Antoine: Or any other kind! ~~Super Sonic Special #5: Sonic Kids Aren't you aware of the third rule of super villainy? "...The less the hired help knows, the harder for them to be treacherous!" ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #22 *Boo hoo hooo!* Robotnik created the perfect woman, but forgot to waterproof her! ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #29 Sonia: Sorry, Sonic, but there are just some things you can’t rush. Sonic: Whereas some people are just naturally good-looking. ~~Sonic Underground Robotnik must have come close to finding out at least once. He's fat, but not entirely stupid. ~~Snively, Battle Royal special Holy pepperoni! ~~Tails, SonicQuest #1 Warlord Kodos: Who else would battle Kodos face to face? Sonic: Me! But do we have to do it face to face? You're kinda ugly! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #53 Snow! Rain! What difference does it make?! It's still water no matter what you call it! Yeeeeechh! ~~Hershey, Knuckles the Echidna #19 Antoine: Eek! We are encased in ze ice block! Tails: Ugh! We can't move! Rotor: We're trapped! Sonic: Will somebody please tell me something I don't know! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #26 With all due respect, Princess . . . have you gone bonkers?! ~~Hamlin, Princess Sally mini-series #2 Answer me this, Buzzbomber . . . what is the sound of two tails clapping? ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #4 Hershey: I swear men just don't pay attention! Geoffrey: Hey!--That's not very PC of you, Hersh! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #63 Vector: Are we there, yet? Julie-Su: Vector--I'm going to slug you if you ask that one more time. ~~Knuckles the Echidna #13 "Okay, Dr. Robotnik," says Sonic, "You're charged with contempt of hedgehog. There's no time to lose. Gotta slide, Clyde!" ~~Sonic Chaos instruction manual Evil Sally: Love the color, sweets . . . it almost looks natural! Sally: Funny, I was thinking the same about yours! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #24 There must be some advantage to being a ghost! Let's see . . . I don't have to fight any 'bots, I don't have to eat my vegetables, I'll save money on Halloween costumes . . . ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #20 Hastah la vista, meestah. ~~Sonic, Sonic Kids special Vector: Mighty, m'man! A fox is a fox, and my daddy told me never to trust one! Mighty: Last time I checked, Vector, Julie-Su looked like an echidna to me! Vector: Yeah, yeah. ~~Knuckles the Echidna #8 Sally: Nice work, Tails! Tails: Thank you, ma'am! It's so nice to be treated like an adult! Ever since my solo adventure in Downunda . . . Sally: Oh yes--one more thing . . . don't forget to wash-ums hands and brush your teethies . . . Tails: *gurgle . . .* ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #39 Sonic: Fire in the hole! Antoine: Where ees thees hole? Tails: It's going to be in your head if you don't move! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #38 Sonic, you uncivilized pin cushion! Wake up! Wake up! ~~Antoine, SatAM Sonic: What do we do now? Antoine: Zere is but one course of action . . . admit that zis is all your fault! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #55 Mecha-Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog™ stands no chance against the all new, all different Mecha-Sonic™! Sonic: I hope you're hungry, because I'm gonna make you swallow both of those logos! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #25 This looks like a job for Captain Super Fox-Man the Mutant Cyborg Clone! Hmm . . . I might want to consider shortening that name! ~~Tails, Tails Mini-Series #1 Sally: Uh, Sonic? Sonic: Oh, you're the most mondo beautiful thing I've ever seen. You make my heart pound, my mouth water. Yes, there's nothing like a chili dog. Sally: Oh, brother. ~~SatAM Like, man, Tails! What're you trying to do? Scare the speed outta me? ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #54 Sally: I salute you, Knuckles! Bunnie: Mah oh mah! I never saw her do that! Antoine: *tsk* Zee tabloids will have a field day! ~~Mecha Madness special This stinks worse than last week's chili-dogs, doc! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #19 That does it! Not another step! They can have my hide to make Kragok's personal luggage if they want! ~~Vector, Knuckles: The Dark Legion mini-series #2 Sonic: You spelled kidnapped with a "C." Robotnik: So? When I take total control of Mobius, that's the way everyone will spell it. ~~Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sally: We saved your life, Robotnik! The least you can do is help us with the work! Robotnik: Work?! Do I look like a slave? Tails: Actually, you look like five slaves, but who's counting? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #23 Gotta think double-time or else I'm gonna become a blue splat with way cool sneakers! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #51 Knuckles: Sonic the Hedgehog. So . . . you're lookin' for a brawl, eh? Sonic: I'd love to, but first, I'm required to read this . . . "I, Princess Sally--bla-bla- blah-" legal department requires--yak-yak "offer you non-violent discussion--on and on..." ~~Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles special Are you questioning me, swatbot? As my old friend Darth would say: "I find your lack of faith disturbing!" ~~Robotnik, Tails Mini-Series #1 Come on, Sal, with my looks and your brains we're unstoppable. ~~Sonic, SatAM Far out! You can lead a horse to water, but a zeppelin has to be led! ~~Guru Emu, Tails mini-series #2 Robotnik: Did I ever tell you what my favorite dish is? Roasted hedgehog! It's absolutely out of this world! Sonic: How would you know? Robotnik: I've had it before! Yum yum! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #44 Ballad, schmallad! Nuh-uh, no way, man. Ballads make me wanna hurl. Ugh! Chunkage contained. ~~Sonic, SatAM Chris: How can we get there without a car? My grandpa’s resting, and I can’t ask Mr. Tanaka to drive. Tails: If I drive, I’m gonna get spotted. ~~Sonic X Oww! All these metaphors are giving me a headache! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #35 Antoine: Help! Sonic: Don't tell me you put your shorts on backwards again, Antoine! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #14 And I'm going to make you pay for draggin' me into the dark! Oooo, how I hate the dark! ~~Knuckles, Sonic & Knuckles special 1 ton barbells are too heavy. Ugh! ~~Chao, Sonic Advance I like being a power-hungry tyrant . . . But what I really want to do is direct! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #8 Bunnie! Would you please to be shutting up your whole face?! ~~Antoine, SatAM I, the great and powerful Rob-oz-nik, have spoken! Errr . . . pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #25 La la la stalling for time . . . ~~Sonic, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog I'm a princess, not a sitting duck! ~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #22 Sally: We've got to find shelter soon or we'll all freeze to death! Antoine: Eek! Ze princess is right! Already Sonic is turning blue! Sonic: Antoine, you dweeb, I am blue! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #26 We’re like, awesome! ~~Amy Rose, Sonic Heroes Holy 16-Bit graphics! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #13 Eggman: Mayor, now are you ready to negotiate with me? Mayor: *coughs* Uh, technically, sir our charter doesn’t allow me to surrender the city. ~~Sonic X *sigh* Royalty ain't what it used to be . . . I wonder if Princess Di has days like this? ~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #25 Oh, be quiet! This is nobody's fault! Pointing fingers at one another won't get us anywhere! Besides, we don't have enough fingers! ~~Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog #19 Can't waste time being unconscious--Sally needs me! I'll pass out on my own time! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #17 You can’t run forever Sonic! Mark my words we WILL be married!! ~~Amy Rose, Sonic Heroes Instruction Manual Sonic: What is this?! Chris: Cat food. Sonic: Blah! No wonder. Tastes like there’s cat in it. ~~Sonic X And I've used this information to create--(now I know I've said this before, but this time I really mean it)--the ultimate evil robot! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #9 S-Team Member: Hey, you! This is dangerous! It’s irresponsible! What happens if kids start trying this? Sonic: Kids, don’t use formula one racecars to chase hedgehogs. ~~Sonic X Milord is troubled by thy success, Sire. But thou art destined to proceed no further. ~~Sir Ffuzzy Logik, Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine Spirits of Nature! Powers of Love! Send this kind hedgehog a gift from above! . . . and put it on my credit card! ~~A magical frog, Sonic the Hedgehog #15 Knuckles: That proves it! Robotnik was right! How else would you guys know about the emerald? Sonic: You just told us on the last page of part one! Tails: Yeah, like duh! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #13 Be Sonic! Be atomic! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog Instruction Manual Halp! Get me down! I already had my bath this year!! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #10 Whoa! Deja vu deluxe! ~~Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog #12 Sally: That mad tyrant Robotnik has built an orbiting space weapon called Robostorm! It can fire a series of powerful rays at our planet . . . and roboticize any living being within a hundred-mile radius! Rotor: It can also cause your TV set to only tune to infomercials!! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #13 Sally: Oh, the gut-wrenching tragedy! (sob) The mega-heartache! (choke!) Sonic: Wow! Something horrible must be happening! Tails: Nah . . . she's watching her soap opera!! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #12 Boomer: Let's go, Sonic! Sally: You can do it, Sonic! Antoine: Remember what happens to us if you fail! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #5 Uncle Chuck: Hold it right there, young hedgehog! I’ve told you before, Little Robotnik comes from a broken home. Sonic: Yeah, he probably broke it! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog Mini-Series #3 Sally: Since Robotnik took over our planet, money has no value! Tails: Yeah! Now lots of things are worth more . . . like chewed up gum, rusty paper clips, peanut shells, dirt . . . ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #7 Swatbot: Your-money-or-your-life-- Antoine: You mean I have zee choice? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #18 Robotnik: There she is, Crabmeat! The one I've been waiting for all my life! Crabmeat: You mean someone with a cure for bad breath? Robotnik: No, you nit-witted nail clipper! I mean a woman with power even greater than mine! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #7 Sonic: Manic, what did I say about stealing? Manic: Hey, it was calling my name. Sonic: A polo mallet?! ~~Sonic Underground Sonic: Give up, Robotnik! You're outnumbered! Antoine: And almost outweighed! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #8 Anybody get the truck of that number? ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #4 Payback is such a glitch! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #85 Boomer: Oh my gosh! Antoine: He ate Sonic! Sally: I'm astounded! Tails: They must've done it with mirrors! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #4 I took Dingo out for dinner?! Waaahhh! ~~Sonia, Sonic Underground Suffering subplots! The little lizard's become enormous! ~~Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog #4 Boomer: Gee, Sonic...What could be more exciting than watching a colony of ants crawl around inside a glass case? Sonic: How about not watching them crawl around inside a glass case? ~~Sonic the Hedgehog #5 But I can eat more chilidogs than anyone alive! ~~Sonic, Sonic Underground What a glorious victory! I'm undefeated! I'm the Michael Jordan of Freedom Fighters! ~~Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog #4 You know, there are times when I don't half-mind being your sister. ~~Sonia, Sonic Underground Sally: Sonic the Hedgehog front and center! Sonic: That's me! Faster than a lawyer chasing an ambulance and cooler than the other side of your pillow! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog Mini-Series #3 Time to make a house call! ~~Knuckles action figure Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear?! ~~Omochao Sally: Gee, it took you 5.2 seconds to get here . . . you must be slowing down . . . Sonic: Well . . . I stopped and made a chili dog on the way! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog Mini-Series #3 Sonic: What's the announcement? Too much starch in your underwear again? Antoine: Yes, as a matter of fact . . . er . . . No! ~~Sonic the Hedgehog Mini-Series #0 Catweazle: Family problems, eh? Say no more! I've an uncle who can never get his lazy a-- Knuckles: Catweazle! I'm not the one with the problems! They are! I only have to deal with them. ~~Knuckles #29 Sonic's Hideaway www.geocities.com/silverstarr3224/