1) You have to take out the garbage.
2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
3) No sofas and butlers in your bathrooms.
4) External genitals are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
5) Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper,
you're not allowed to cry.
6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
8) You have to wear ties.
9) You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
10) "Women and children first."
- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Oh No! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
- Sorry I'm late, I was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even cuter standing.
- Oh no! Something bit Mypenis!
- Mypenis spit on me today.
- Mypenis always goes for the crotch...look out!
