Chow manchow, when he heard the news, was elated ! Now, he had a greater chance of defeating the Shaolin Tigers. He immediately called on the old, most venerable one, Druce Lee, to teach him Kung-fu. Druce Lee mastered the 'chowmein' form of Kung-fu. The training started immeditely, but, within a week, Druce Lee got tired of Chow manchow because he usually come late for practice and he was not doing his warm-up sincerely. So, Druce Lee quit.
                 Chow manchow felt devastated, becoz, he had learnt only the incomplete 'chowmein' form of Kung-fu. Anyway, next, he called on one of the greatest 'free-style' kung-fu master of the World, Jackie Tang. But, alas, the grand-master was busy shooting for a movie in some place called Los-Angeles. So, Chow manchow called on Chow not fat, a self made kung-fu master of his own, who specialize in the 'crane' and 'dragon' form of Kung-fu. The training started really well, but after a month, Chow not fat had to go to his home town becoz his cousin's second son had died when he tried to eat a poisonous snake.... he did not realise that the snake was still alive.
                 Chow manchow was again depressed for the second time... he had only learnt the two styles incompletely. In the evening, he called on world renowned kung-fu grand master, Porn Woo. Porn Woo had mastered the 'scorpion sting', 'tiger claw' and 'monkey nuinsance' form of kung-fu. The training started the next day, but within a week Chow manchow decided to fire his Master, becoz, as already pointed out, Porn Woo is world renowned, thus, while the training was going on, he was always busy signing his fans' autograph. He did not have the time to concentrate much on his pupil.
                 Thus, to cut a long story short, Chow manchow never had the time to learn a particular form of Kung-fu completely. He had many masters in the days that went by, like Jot Li who taught him the 'hyenah' style, Thangkura who taught him the 'drunken' style, and Amitabh who taught him the 'dishum dishum' style. He even got an offer from Keanu Reefer who said he can teach him how to dodge speeding bullets, but he reclined that offer becoz bullets hadn't been discovered yet. In the end, when there was just a week left for the dead-line, Chow manchow felt like committing suicide because even though he had learnt every form of kung-fu, they were all incomplete.
                 Then enter kim-dong-kim, Chow manchow's best friend. Kim-dong-kim, a renegade tai~ching form kung-fu master himself, advised his best friend to simply recollect all the forms that he had learnt and, whether complete or not, mix them up. Chow manchow at first considered this as one of kim-dong-kim's humorless jokes, but, the more he thought about it, the more he realised that it was his only way to victory. So, the next day onwards, he started practicing his own form by mixing all the incomplete forms that he learnt...
                 On the day of the big fight, many ppl far and near came to watch him. On the sound of the big gong, the 5 shaolins surrounded him at once. White-belt shaolin approached him with the 'crane' style, which Chow manchow retaliated with 'bekang' style. Chow manchow won. Next, Red-belt shaolin showed-off his combination of 'dragon' and 'snake' style, but Chow manchow easily elimated him with his own combination of 'sambar' and 'rasam' style. The third shaolin, called the Black-belt shaolin attacked him with 'tiger' style, but he did not last even 2 minutes against Chow manchow's 'HMT' technique. The fourth shaolin, called Leather-belt shaolin took him by surprise with his 'drunken' style, but Chow manchow retaliated with 'jabbit jacoose' style. Atlast, only the final shaolin was left. He was called the Pacific-belt. He flew in the air and threw the very lethal 'tit-bits' at him, but Chow manchow blocked all those and threw back the mystical powerful weapon, the 'pressure cooker', at him. It hit him on the left thigh, and brought him back to earth. Now, it was time for Chow manchow to fly, and fly he did. Muttering "up, up and away", he flew high into the skies, barely missing a 747, and then flew back down and chanting the ancient magical words, power sources beamed down on the fifth shaolin. Pacific-belt retaliated with 'ember glow' another powerful magic power. So Chow manchow blasted him with yet another powerful enchantments... he lifted his hands, and muttered "abracadabra" and from his hand, powerful electrified 'mouse','keyboards','UPS','hard-discs' and 'floppies' flew out. The fifth shaolin was utterly helpless against this inferno of hard-wares being lobbied against him. At the point of impact, he was redused to ashes. Then Chow manchow chanted "open sesame", and the arena opened up and swallowed the dead bodies of the five shaolins. Thus, Chow manchow was victorious and free.                  Later, in the evening, during an interview with Larry King, Chow manchow revealed to the World that his new form of martial arts was called "CHUNG-FU".

Thus Chung-fu was formed!!!!