violentacts

Violent Acts

09.28.01 (1)

<.Doyle> tdid you see my ode to you can goatman?
<.qc> I''m never mean... *sniff*
<.qc> hee... ya, saw it
<.silver> tdid you can?
<.qc> love that song
<.silver> thinknig fuck damnit picute happyt tdid you can!
<.qc> though it always reminds me of Paul McDermott... creepy
<.Doyle> yeah, sil was telling me yesterday how you'd give her shit bout eps she wrote for S7 but probably not give shit to me if ya didn't like what i wrote
<.Doyle> so you must be somewhat nice
<.qc> I give shit to everyone
<.Doyle> hehe
<.qc> ;)
<.qc> but not in a literal sil way
<.silver> pfft
<.silver> excuse me
<.silver> have i ever made a shit cake?
<.silver> i think not
<.qc> no, I can't excuse you for your heinous habits
<.silver> bah
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> so what did ya think of it, qc?
<.qc> bah... you just won't admit it
<.Doyle> fairly accurate?
<.qc> the song? groovy
<.qc> *misses Goatman*
<.Doyle> um...yuo did actually look at my version of it underneath the proper version right?
<.Doyle> you*
<.qc> heh... ya
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and heh... I bet sil didn't know the original song ;)
<.silver> you know that line i picked out from the witch last night? about driving things through peoples' heads with railroad spikes?
<.qc> ya
<.silver> and heh...no. natch ;)
<.Doyle> i was thinkin she didn't either
<.qc> we may neeeeever meet agaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
<.qc> *sheds skin*
<.silver> *rolls eyes*
<.Doyle> you didn't know the song, sil??
<.silver> nope
<.qc> it *is* Australian
<.Doyle> *sniff* you never told me that
<.silver> did you ask?
<.qc> the only Australian song she knows is Don't Dream It's Over :p
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and that's semi-NZ
<.silver> and...and...."fall at your feet"
<.Doyle> no, i expected you to just tell me without my asking. you're expected to know what i'm gonna ask remember?
<.Doyle> :)
<.silver> heh
<.silver> sorry
<.qc> recite the lyrics for me, sul
<.Doyle> j/k
<.silver> i only get it right like, 95% of the time ;)
<.silver> uh....
<.qc> mua
<.silver> *deer in headlights look*
<.silver> um....whenever i faaaaaaaaal
<.silver> l
<.qc> *rejoices in victory, eats head of fallen foe*
<.Doyle> *always feels in a silly mood when qc's here*
<.Doyle> brb
<.silver> aaaaaaaat yoooooooour feeeeeeeeeeeet
<.silver> you let your tears......rain down on meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
<.qc> you leave me so you can un-silly yourself? pshaw
<.silver> whenever i toooooooooouch
<.qc> whenever I touuuuuuuuch
<.qc> heh
<.silver> your slow ---something pain
<.qc> slow-turning
<.silver> the finger of blame has turned upon itself
<.silver> and i'm more than willing to offer myself
<.qc> woo, look at her go
<.silver> see, i know some ;)
<.qc> some is not all
<.silver> heh
<.qc> there is no try
<.silver> no
<.qc> :p
<.silver> but i know the song ;)
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> sure, yoda
<.qc> *makes creepy Yoda laugh*
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> like the sound you sent me?
<.silver> that was creepy indeed
<.qc> much joy Neil Finn gives me does
<.silver> heh
<.qc> yeah, that one
<.silver> you wish
<.qc> dude... not like that
<.silver> *snerk*
<.qc> I meant the music
<.qc> bah
<.silver> dude
<.silver> totally
<.qc> his *son* is my fricken age
<.silver> heh
<.silver> whoa
<.silver> really?
<.qc> ya
<.silver> damn, they're old
<.qc> Neil was born in... um... '58, I think
<.qc> either that or '56
<.silver> *sigh*....like i should talk. i'm getting old myself
<.qc> *is unsure*
<.Doyle> adventure - heh! excitement - heh! a jedi craves not these things
<.qc> heh
<.silver> hee
<.qc> lol
<.qc> who's scruffy-looking?
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> lmao@
<.Doyle> that
<.silver> nerf herder, interestingly enough
<.qc> *spins pineapple head*
<.qc> ya
<.Doyle> you half-witted...scruffy looking.....nerfherder!
<.qc> that's the shutdown sound on our puter at the moment
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> maybe she doesn't say half-witted
<.Doyle> whoops
<.silver> no more "i find your lack of faith disturbing"?
<.qc> heh
<.qc> that's for something else
<.silver> cool
<.Doyle> i dunno why but i LOVE that darth vader lnie!
<.qc> everytime you select something on the menu
<.silver> eek
<.silver> repetitive much?
<.silver> repetitive much?
<.qc> if you get AIM, Doyley, I can send it to you
<.silver> repetitive much?
<.silver> and lol
<.silver> right
<.silver> good luck
<.qc> yeah, that's why I was so sick of it
<.Doyle> you've gotten your point accross, sil
<.qc> repetition is my job!
<.qc> my job!
<.silver> heh
<.silver> lol
<.qc> my job is to be repetitive!
<.Doyle> Fred
<.Doyle> Fred
<.Doyle> Fred
<.silver> ha ha
<.qc> heh
<.Doyle> Fred
<.silver> oh god.
<.silver> *sigh*
<.Doyle> Fred
<.Doyle> Fred
<.qc> Doctor Zaius, doctor zaius
<.silver> *tears down chat room wallpapers*
<.qc> why?
<.Doyle> nooooooooooooooo!
<.silver> *snerk*
<.qc> don't you like my '70s decor?
<.Doyle> *throws sil in front of bus*
<.qc> lolk
<.qc> lol
<.Doyle> *but bus yet again stops*
<.silver> *is struck by bus*
<.silver> *dies*
<.Doyle> stupid bus!
<.silver> well crap
<.qc> hee
<.silver> *flings self under bus as it swerves*
<.qc> *buries sil in a nice big hole, so she feels at home*
<.silver> *becomes a speedbump*
<.qc> whee
<.silver> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<.qc> *gets driver's license, moves to America*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *re-puts up Fred wallpaper and sil's not alive to tear it down*
<.silver> heh
<.qc> living in Ameeerrricaaaaaaaaaa
<.silver> *painters enter the chat room, pre-contracted by silver to re-decorate. they burn all of the fred wallpapers and put up pleasant blue wallpaper*
<.silver> ha HA!
<.Doyle> hey did ya notice, qc, in one ep of pretender repeats daniel dae kim (sp?) who was gavin park in 'over the rainbow' was in one
<.qc> hey, sopsy's saying hello on the C&S board...
<.qc> *kills redecorators, eats their heads
<.qc> DANIEL DAE KIM?!?! *faints*
<.silver> whoo, sops.
<.silver> but sniff, she never comes to chat
<.silver> :(*
<.qc> yeah, I'm gonna go abuse her now
<.silver> heh
<.qc> in a non-abusive way
<.qc> *damns C&S*
<.Doyle> *kills pre-contracted painters, burns blue wallpaper, puts up new Fred wallpaper (my own limited edition Fred wallpaper) and puts clear contact over it*
<.Doyle> :p
<.qc> *wants to scream FUUUUUUUUUUCK in big red letters there*
<.Doyle> :)
<.silver> why damn c&s?
<.silver> oh
<.silver> heh
<.qc> I think the question is "why not?"
<.Doyle> why the fainting when hearing daniel dae kim's name mentioned, qc?
<.qc> 'cause he's YUM
<.Doyle> hmmm
<.Doyle> apparently so is wesley according to berry
<.Doyle> y'all nuts
<.qc> I think I'm kinda like Lyle... I like Asian guys... except I don't literally eat them
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> yeah, you're what squirrels eat
<.qc> although I don't know if he likes Asian guys
<.qc> *ponders*
<.Doyle> do ya lock em in sheds, qc?
<.qc> lol
<.qc> why, yes I do
<.silver> lol
<.silver> wait, sops wasn't even saying hello on *our* board?
<.qc> all together in one little shed
<.silver> *indignant expression*
<.qc> mat's on AIM... should I call him on in?
<.silver> sure
<.Doyle> soemtiems me and Fred, she has this little cave, we go in there and...........
<.qc> *wonders if cats are starving yet*
<.Doyle> knit
<.silver> the more the merrier
<.silver> and lol
<.Doyle> sometimes*
<.qc> more Asian guys in my shed? sweeeeeeeeet
<.silver> how come fred keeps popping up in every conversation? we talk about asian guys, and you mention fred. we talk about mat, and you mention fred. we talk about the bc&s, and you mention fred.
<.qc> lmao
<.silver> *stakes fred*
<.Doyle> NO!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> too late
<.silver> sorry
<.Doyle> *STAKES THE FUCK OUTTA LORNE*
<.qc> technically, he was talking about fred from the start, and we just mentioned all these other things
<.silver> *buries corpse*
<.qc> lmao
<.silver> meh
<.Doyle> when did i mention Fred when ya spoke of c&s?
<.silver> i'll live ;)
<.Doyle> or of mat?
<.silver> just an example, dude ;)
<.Doyle> oh don't act like ya don't care, sil
<.qc> methinks sil is fucked in the hed
<.silver> that may be so
<.silver> but you cannot deny the truth of my statement
<.silver> for you know
<.silver> you laughed
<.silver> you know ;)
[Fri Sep 28 05:24:47 EDT 2001] mat: *scared*
<.silver> heya mat
<.qc> WHEE!
<.silver> why're ya scared?
<.Doyle> Fred wasn't even here for you stake, sil. she was in pylea - safe from your random acts of violence
<.mat> heya :o)
<.Doyle> mat? in chat?
<.Doyle> can this be?
<.qc> fancy that
<.mat> doylificus
<.silver> ooh, mat's in chat. let's talk about fred
<.silver> *snerks*
<.mat> qc
<.mat> sil
<.qc> mat
<.Doyle> ooh, sil's being sarcastic now
<.silver> lol
<.silver> ya think?
<.silver> ;)
<.Doyle> let's all be that
<.mat> but doyle *has never spoken to doyle b4 therfore is scared*
<.qc> me? think? pshaw
<.silver> mat....why're you scared?
<.silver> ah
<.mat> wouldn't u be?
<.silver> heh. what?
<.qc> heh... 7 o'clock... should feed the beasties soon
<.qc> lol
<.silver> you've never spoken to doyle before?
<.silver> i'm confused
<.qc> eek, smelly dog just came in
<.silver> lol
<.mat> i am hardly ever online when he is
<.qc> again, I say... eureka
<.silver> aaah
<.silver> and heh
<.Doyle> sil - it's been forever since mat has spoken to me in chat
<.mat> what time is there for everyone?
<.Doyle> is all he was saying
<.silver> 5:28 a.m.
<.qc> 7 pm
<.silver> 10:30 for you, mat?
<.qc> sigh... mum's going out to buy tea in a minute... shall have to leave soon
<.silver> alas
<.silver> i think my leg is going to fall off
<.silver> *sigh*
<.mat> sil have u been up all night
<.mat> what u been doing
<.silver> um....yeah. i work
<.silver> i'm at work
<.mat> playing with urself again?
<.silver> 'till 11: 30 this morning
<.mat> *runs*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> um....ooooookay
<.mat> what u doing?
<.silver> mat has been posessed by alex
<.silver> um....working?
<.silver> except, not really
<.silver> considering that i'm chatting
<.Doyle> alex was a possessing demon?
<.silver> alex is *some* kind of demon, i think
<.silver> ;)
<.mat> umm
<.qc> crap... stuart was supposed to be up for work a couple of hours ago, and is now in a majorly shitty mood... thing is, he asked me to wake him up at 5, but then told me that he wasn't working tonight... honestly, I don't know what his problem is
<.qc> alex is satan
<.mat> especially with his whole freakiness
<.mat> and heather loving thing
<.mat> and someone else loving thing#
<.silver> heh
<.mat> *is quiet8
<.silver> and hm, about stuart
<.qc> satannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
<.silver> every time i see you you mention what an ass stuart's being
<.qc> he gets in a major shit over anything
<.qc> heh
<.silver> is he ever in a *good* mood?
<.qc> not when he's here
<.silver> eesh
<.qc> which is why I want him to move out
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and, as much as I bitch about my sister never visiting, I'm so not looking forward to her moving back in soon
<.qc> firstly,. the computer is in her room
<.silver> and would your wanting him to move out have anything to do also, maybe, with the fact that you'd then have the puter and the internet time all to yourself?
<.qc> secondly, she uses the phone as much as my mum does
<.qc> not really, actually
<.silver> and heh. yeah. that could complicate things
<.qc> he's just an arsehole
<.silver> lol
<.qc> he's turned into my father recently
<.silver> eek
<.silver> god....guys end up just like their dads all the time, don't they?
<.silver> my brother is the same way
<.qc> speaking of, I saw my father driving up the end of my street today when I was coming home on the bus
<.silver> i can't stand him when he acts like my dad
<.silver> hm
<.mat> so Doyle isn't Fred so hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
<.silver> did he see you?
<.qc> he must have been coming around to visit, because we do *not* live on the main thoroughfare
<.silver> oh god. now *mat* is bringing her up
<.silver> *sigh*
<.qc> lmao
<.mat> i mean when she was all cold and shivery and caked in mud - that really made her sexy
<.silver> or maybe he was just driving by to check on you guys.
<.mat> something about dirty women in rags
<.silver> it's not necessarily as psychotic as it sounds
<.silver> i've driven by places before just to look
<.silver> out of curiosity
<.mat> where is doyle?
<.silver> hm
<.Doyle> careful mat, silver might strike out at you or Fred for no particular reason any second
<.mat> get his little aussie butt in here
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> she's prone to violent acts
<.silver> yes, i'm a vindictive whore, like that
<.silver> *g*
<.mat> yep viondictive whore suits ya so well
<.mat> how old r ya all?
<.silver> dude, how long have you been at this board?
<.silver> lol. all our profiles are on the IS
<.silver> ;)
<.mat> i know
<.silver> i'm 25, qc's 19, doyle's 17
<.mat> but can i really be assed to click my mouse on the link
<.mat> nope
<.silver> man�now I feel really old. and�.assed?
<.silver> lol
<.mat> agh
<.Doyle> i'm sure sil's gonna answer your question, mat, "i'm 16. yes, i'm a vindictive child prostitute"
<.mat> doyle's my age
<.silver> lmao
<.mat> how freaky
<.mat> so is doyle 16 or 17
<.Doyle> see above^
<.qc> ugh... When. Will. My. Mum. Learn. Not. To. Come. In. While. I'm. Chatting?
<.Doyle> what sil said
<.qc> fucccccccck
<.silver> lol
<.qc> she's done it about 5 times this evening
<.mat> right
<.mat> so when is ur b'day?
<.qc> she doesn't get the fucking message
<.qc> doesn't notice when I close all the windows pointedly
<.silver> lol
<.qc> 17-5-82
<.Doyle> put a few garlic cloves on ya door knob (<.qc> hehe, you said "knob") not because she's a vampire but she won't wanna enter a garlicy room
<.silver> june
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> that'd just drive me out of the room, more likely
<.qc> although I actually love garlic
<.Doyle> well that's strange
<.qc> the one non-vampy thing about me
<.qc> otherwise... well, I shun sunlight and get burnt by religious objects
<.Doyle> haha
<.silver> lol
<.mat> qc has a penis?
<.Doyle> i stalk ppl, i lurk and shun the daylight
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> um...what?
<.mat> a *garlicy* penis?
<.Doyle> plus i don't go to church often
<.silver> well, she *is* a funny man
<.silver> so i suppose she would have a penis
<.qc> well, I do, but that's besides the point....
<.mat> *is scared again*
<.mat> i think garlic penises r cool
<.silver> lol
<.mat> i am sure yours is very tasty qc
<.silver> that's.....nice.
<.silver> *eyes go wide*
<.Doyle> you think you're scared now - i got a story that'll wet your pants
<.Doyle> "too late"
<.silver> heh
<.qc> mat, just what have you been smoking today?
<.silver> lmao. no shit.
<.silver> i'm curious, too
<.Doyle> what *hasn't* he been smoking?
<.silver> lol
<.mat> want story now
<.qc> there was a thing on JJJ today devoted to magic mushrooms
<.mat> gimme story
<.mat> *btw nice cast pic doyley* where is the amy pic?
<.qc> people were calling in with horror stories
<.silver> hm
<.qc> some guy got no effect after eating *36* of the fucking things, so he dried some, mixed it with weed and smoked it
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and it totally fucked him up
<.qc> hee
<.Doyle> well, there were three "normal" ppl onlnie talking in a chatroom one night when suddenly, one of them went all psycho and started taring down nice wallpaper and lashing out at innocent bystanders"
<.mat> *fionds it*
<.qc> lol
<.Doyle> the moral of the story: don't smoke weed
<.silver> ha ha. you're just not gonna let that go, are you? lol

onward to the continuation of this chat.....Sophie and sil get married...a.k.a. "Garlcid Penis"

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