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Sophie and sil get married

a.k.a. Garlcid Penis

09.28.01 (2)

[Fri Sep 28 05:47:28 EDT 2001] sofy has no profile.
<.silver> heya sops :)
<.Doyle> sofy?
<.qc> sofaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<.Doyle> hey soph
<.sofy> heeeey
<.sofy> guuuuys
<.silver> and lol, qc
<.Doyle> funny how sil returns when her wife-to-be enters
<.Doyle> :)
<.silver> heh
<.qc> yeah... when the hell are you guys getting married?
<.silver> heh. dunno. sophie's got cold feet, or something
<.silver> she keeps putting it off ;)
<.Doyle> *warms soph's feet up with heater*
<.Doyle> not actual heater
<.qc> lol
<.silver> lol
<.sofy> lets get married now!
<.mat> YAY
<.silver> but....we can't
<.Doyle> yayness!
<.silver> not everyone's here
<.qc> we need everyone here!
<.silver> they'll be sad :(
<.mat> BEST MAN BEST MAN <<<< pleads
<.Doyle> but soph's willing, sil
<.sofy> yeah...i know..*sigh*
<.qc> not that they probably care
<.silver> heh
<.silver> prolly brack might...and b
<.qc> sweedy'll probably be upset
<.Doyle> how long will ya have to wait till soph's willing again?
<.sofy> we need my maid of honor..and flower girls
<.qc> *only wants to be there 'cause she'll be priest*
<.silver> ya, and sb....but don't think anyone else would care.
<.sofy> or..girl
<.mat> ooo sophs u should know silver was attracted to another being - she was drooling over qc's garlic penis
<.silver> lol
<.qc> as long as there's no actual religious stuff anywhere near me
<.silver> um....i don' t think so
<.sofy> um. ok. hun, the weddings OFF
<.silver> and ha ha
<.qc> neither do I
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> and soph, be aware that ya gonna marry a psychopathic killer
<.silver> oh goodness
<.mat> yeah
<.qc> *whispers to sopsy* see, I told you he was scary today....
<.silver> here we go again
<.mat> she hates Fred
<.sofy> and i told you hes like that everyday
<.silver> *sigh* i'm never gonna live down staking fred, am i?
<.qc> hee
<.mat> *slaps qc witha big =============== >
<.sofy> and dammit, now i'll NEVER finish my homework, will i? lol
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> well, she's perfectly fine, sil, in pylea
<.Doyle> but don't do it again
<.qc> *beats mat back with 2foot glow in the dark dildo*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> lmao
<.mat> *bites off qc's garlic penis
<.silver> omg....
<.qc> haven't pulled that one out for awhile
<.qc> yay
<.qc> it's gone
<.Doyle> nice spear
<.silver> lmfao@ 2 foot glow in the dark dildo
<.qc> *never wanted it*
<.mat> *sticks it back on*
<.silver> *falls out of chair*
<.qc> *himself*
<.qc> *points to mat*
<.qc> come on, you know you always wanted one
<.Doyle> so, are ya hitchin tonight or what?
<.mat> i got one
<.qc> lol
<.mat> i think
<.qc> hee
<.silver> you've got a 2 foot glow in the dark dildo? interesting
<.qc> please, share whatever it is you're on
<.silver> lol
<.mat> it is pink with nobbles on it
<.sofy> well, i told the c&s people i'd get up at 4am and chat...but thats over there..*sigh& lol
<.qc> I think he was talking about the garlic one
<.qc> lol
<.Doyle> sex cauldron!
<.qc> *backs away catiously*
<.mat> catiously?
<.silver> hey soph,....we could always elope in here now, and have the "official" ceremony later.....
<.qc> cautiously... fuckit
<.mat> u r a right pussy
<.silver> since qc's the priest and all
<.qc> sil's the one with the big pussy
<.mat> yeah
<.mat> *stares at big pussy*
<.qc> yeah, whatever, you're married *goes back to worrying discussion with mat*
<.sofy> well, we got the priest..lets get married now and have the celebtration later. we got the priest..doyles the best man..matt can be my maid of honour..
<.Doyle> aw, can i be the cheap elvis guy? no wait, that's who the priest usually is
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> in las vegas
<.qc> vivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<.mat> HEY!
<.silver> yeah, yeah! qc, dress up in elvis costume!
<.qc> las vegas
<.silver> lol
<.mat> i am *NOT* the flower gal
<.qc> thankyou. thankyou very much.
<.mat> lemme give sophs away :o)
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> Oh, you *so* are.
<.Doyle> i'll play the whatever the hell ya call that instrument....has keys....
<.Doyle> plays music usually
<.qc> that dildo of yours looks great in pink frills
<.mat> *beats qc with her own garlic pensi*
<.silver> here, but you can throw garlic cloves, instead of flowers
<.qc> fuck, lost last bit of chat
<.sofy> someone quickly just tell me the highest common factorof 550 and 330, then i'll be ready
<.silver> lol
<.qc> pensi? you speak italian now?
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> 11?
<.qc> no, 110
<.mat> go qc
<.Doyle> *twirls a pizza dough in the air*
<.mat> yep 110
<.qc> *does a victory dance*
<.qc> I couldn't've done it without mat and his pink knobbled dick
<.qc> and Gawd, of course
<.sofy> thanks
<.sofy> lol
<.mat> so LETS HAVE THE FREAKING WEDDING BEFORE BIIOLOGY LESSON STARTS
<.Doyle> *sleeps on shifty-lookin' bench* wake me when ya get married
<.silver> heh
<.qc> Io penso che questo conversazione e` fucked
<.sofy> ok, screw it, i'll finish my maths later
<.Doyle> *dreams of naked Fred*
<.mat> *grabs soph's arm and drags her towards sil at the other end of the aisle*
<.sofy> haha.
<.silver> see! see! look! fred!
<.mat> i am assuming sil is the man-bitch in this marriahe
<.Doyle> yes sil
<.qc> *starts singing hound dog*
<.Doyle> you can read
<.silver> she appears everywhere
<.mat> even though she has the big pussy
<.qc> be quick, mum'll be back any minute
<.Doyle> i'm sure soph's happy she's marrying someone who's not eliterate
<.silver> *withers mat with a glare*
<.qc> eliterate... hee
<.silver> or even illiterate
<.mat> *snogs mum*
<.Doyle> ya
<.Doyle> that too
<.qc> illegitimate
<.sofy> why is my son kissing me on my wedding day?
<.qc> lol
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> incestuous?
<.mat> tradition!
<.sofy> oooh. right.
<.silver> um...yeah. all right. we ready?
<.mat> *kicks soiph's butt towards doyley and qc and (sil)*
<.qc> was a mention of "doyley" in Ulysses today... within a few mentions of something along the lines of "dreamy creams"
<.silver> ooh, just lost chat
<.sofy> lets get married already.
<.silver> ya, ya
<.qc> I lost chat not long ago, too
<.sofy> i'm on a clock here!
<.sofy> lol
<.qc> *cries*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> me too, i gotta go do a wakeup
<.qc> we're all on clocks
<.Doyle> Doyley huh, qc?
<.silver> lol
<.mat> i got chat
<.qc> yeah... where we'd use "doily"
<.silver> i was saving
<.sofy> qc, just marry us woulda ya. then we can get to the drunked party.
<.silver> 'sall right
<.Doyle> i thought ya said Doyley
<.qc> I married you already 10 minutes ago... but I'll do it again
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> doily is a small ornamental mat
<.silver> lmao
<.mat> and i can have a threesome with sil and sops
<.qc> yeah, he said "doyley", but we'd say "doily"
<.Doyle> no ya wouldn't
<.silver> "yeah...i missed up your doilies and stuff"
<.silver> um....i think not, mat
<.Doyle> i've never seen someone say doily
<.silver> this is a monogamous lesbian 'ship
<.mat> Damnit
<.qc> okay, by the power vested in me by me, I pronounce you an incestuous trio with dubious personal hygiene. Well, we already knew that, but now it's official. *throws up and passes out*
<.mat> r u 2 married yet?
<.sofy> whoo hoo!! *kisses sil*
<.mat> trio??????/
<.silver> whoo! *throws sophie down and ravishes her*
<.qc> you wanted to join in, right, mat?
<.mat> who is the third member of this marriage?
<.sofy> we're..wife and wife!
<.silver> lol
<.sofy> and QC. take that abck!
<.silver> no, no third member
<.qc> member... hee
<.mat> ooo YAY
<.silver> ha ha
<.qc> *giggles*
<.mat> *jumps onto sil and sops*
<.silver> you have the mind of a 12 year old boy
<.qc> mat has one helluva member
<.silver> *stakes mat*
<.qc> and yet I'm a funny man
<.silver> that you are
<.mat> HEY! i am not fred
<.qc> dude... I picked that mind up from you
<.mat> *slaps sil*
<.qc> lmao
<.silver> heh
<.qc> BITCHFIGHT!
<.qc> jer-ry, jer-ry
<.silver> *kicks mat*
<.mat> *kicks sil and licks sops*
<.silver> *feet collide*
<.silver> *mat and sil fall on their respective asses*
<.Doyle> *lives life out happily in pylea in Ffred's cave with Fred*
<.mat> *licks sil*
<.Doyle> Fred's*
<.sofy> hey, my son is licking me beating up my wife. theres something wrong with this picture
<.silver> and again. the fred. oh god, the eternal fred. *sigh*
<.silver> lol, soph
<.Doyle> well, if ya hadn't staked mat
<.Doyle> sil
<.qc> you're marrying an American... there's nothing wrong with it :p
<.Doyle> i wouldn't have mentioned her
<.silver> :p
<.sofy> can..open..worms...everywhere...*g* americcaaaaaans
<.silver> and....riiiiiiiiight, doyle
<.silver> suuuuure
<.mat> does this mean i am the penis in the relationship? that we no longer need my two foot dildo?
<.qc> *pours booze all over congregation*
<.qc> lol
<.mat> *hands qc the old dildo*
<.silver> no mat, there is no relationship. there is merely a marriage, between sophie and i, and then seperately, there is you and your dildo.
<.qc> you two can have my garlic penis... I'm sure you'll have better use for it than I did
<.Doyle> oh you don't wanna go back to that place, Ffred. there's loonies everywhere there
<.Doyle> Fred*
<.qc> *detaches penis... hee*
<.Doyle> shit
<.qc> detachable peeeeeeeeeeeenisssssssssss
<.silver> lol
<.mat> *hands his dildo to doyle*
<.Doyle> detachable toe!
<.silver> sounds like a nice parody song
<.Doyle> oh go away
<.qc> detachable toe!
<.Doyle> ya not handing anythnig into this dimention
<.Doyle> dildo boy
<.qc> hee
<.silver> lmao
<.sofy> doyle. in honour of the wedding..*nudges him* will ya sing dead puppies?
<.mat> I WANNA DIVORCE FROM LESBO BITCH & GIANT PUSSY!
<.qc> too bad
<.silver> ha ha. yes! dead puppies!
<.Doyle> how can you be nudging me?? i'm in another dimention!!
<.sofy> DEAD PUPPIES!
<.Doyle> but okays
<.Doyle> :)
<.sofy> YAY!
<.mat> sil what ur e-mail addy?
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> since ya asked so nicely
<.Doyle> *ahem*
<.silver> ? why? *is scared*
<.Doyle> *drinks some water*
<.mat> 2 send porn of course
<.Doyle> *gargles*
<.qc> kewl water?
<.silver> you should have it in your bloody addy book, dude, you've e-mailed me before
<.Doyle> no
<.silver> and heh
<.Doyle> cave water
<.silver> ew
<.silver> slimy
[Fri Sep 28 06:05:01 EDT 2001] Ben: I hear there's some dildos in town....
<.Doyle> ew, slimey
<.mat> fred's juices?
<.silver> with blind albino fish in it
<.Doyle> uh oh, moving
<.silver> lol
<.sofy> *blink*
<.silver> heh
<.mat> *has lost the addy and can't be assed to find it*
<.silver> it's also on the inner sanctum
<.silver> and it's also in every single post i've ever done
<.Doyle> dead puppies dead puppies da da ya you know the rest..
<.silver> lol
<.qc> aw crap... *watches 'puter shit itself at the idea of multiple windows*
<.silver> ha ha
<.sofy> cop out!
<.mat> THEN GIMME IT NOW - BITCH (5 words exactly - spike)
<.Doyle> whoa
<.silver> blah blah, biddy blah, go fuck yourself
<.silver> *smiles sweetly*
<.silver> i gotta do a wakeup, brb
<.Doyle> you know with an attitude like that, mat, sil might just recruit you
<.sofy> mat, you frogot your tranqs today, didnt ya?
<.mat> *nods quietly*
<.qc> toldya he was fucked
<.mat> i am just happy
<.mat> not as in gay
<.sofy> at lleast he's not begging for gossip
<.mat> coz that is ant who swings like that
<.sofy> so we'll call it an upside
<.mat> ooo sophs i fdound a new couple
<.Doyle> it's just gossip right now isn't it?
[Fri Sep 28 06:07:22 EDT 2001] Marilyn Manson: Shit, that fucking dog is shredding one of my old history essays. I mean... dead puppies. Yum.
<.mat> *does the gossip dance*
<.sofy> haha. ant is not gay.
<.sofy> and who??
<.mat> neva
<.Doyle> do what ya usually do, MM - tear the dog into pieces
<.mat> ant fancies you so badly sophs
<.mat> i would be worried
<.mat> sil should watch out
<.sofy> whoooo??
<.Marilyn Manson> your wish is my comman, doyley (unless it involves my leaving/dying)
<.sofy> and he fancies everyone
<.Marilyn Manson> command
<.Doyle> no, don't kill a dog
<.Marilyn Manson> I am a commando
<.Doyle> kill pedro
<.Doyle> the donkey
<.Marilyn Manson> nooooooooo
<.Marilyn Manson> I like pedro
<.Doyle> yes
<.Doyle> my wish is your command
<.Marilyn Manson> his dildo is comparable to mat's
<.Doyle> no, wait
<.Marilyn Manson> *eats puppies*
<.Doyle> eh
<.Doyle> they were already dead
<.Marilyn Manson> *pisses all over doyle, then*
<.Doyle> i'm in another dimention, psycho
<.Marilyn Manson> sigh... wish I'd been the one to perform the ceremony
<.Doyle> and the hot spot has been used
<.mat> umm is anyone else scared
<.Doyle> so go fuck yaself
<.silver> lol. hey, lookit that. i leave and the focus shifts from torturing me to torturing doyle. iiiiiinteresting.
<.qc> dude... this is nothing compared to what you were saying, mat
<.Marilyn Manson> *tortures sil*
<.Doyle> ha
<.silver> heh. natch
<.Marilyn Manson> *fuckes self with garlic dick*
<.mat> LMAO
<.silver> ew. hello to the imagery. very nice.
<.qc> whoa, I think I need a drink.
<.mat> garlcid dick YAY!
<.qc> lol
<.silver> garlcid?
<.silver> lmao
<.sofy> umm, who IS that?
<.Doyle> go sil's whistler quotage:)
<.qc> I think we just found a title for this chat
<.silver> hee
<.silver> *laughs helplessly*
<.silver> yes...that has to be the title. Garlcid Dick
<.silver> *G*
<.sofy> *bangs her head on her desk*
<.qc> the best chat title since "I Like Dick"
<.silver> lol
<.mat> what the oen where sil and sops got married to matt while qc grows a garlic dick and doyle plays with himself
<.qc> lmao
<.Doyle> soph, ya welcome to come into pylea and get married (tho sils are strictly prohibeted so....but ya can marry one of the slave grls)
<.silver> interesting that we never have any chats called..."quantum physics"
<.silver> i'm prohibited?!
<.sofy> well, lets have one now
<.silver> *indignant face*
<.qc> aw, we'll just have to invite sb in more often
<.silver> a quantum physics chat?
<.silver> lol
<.qc> not that he needs an invite
<.mat> NOOOOOO
<.sofy> yes
<.silver> heh
<.Marilyn Manson> well, you see, e=mc2
<.silver> how about quantum leap, instead?
<.Marilyn Manson> f=ma
<.Doyle> MC
<.mat> *kills MM*
<.silver> i'm much more familiar with that
<.Marilyn Manson> and I am God
<.Doyle> *kills him many times*
<.Doyle> *many different ways*
<.mat> MM= ( o Y o )
<.Marilyn Manson> goo goo g'joob
<.qc> lol
<.sofy> voulez vous chouchez aven moi, ce soir?
<.mat> sure
<.sofy> i love this song..heh
<.Marilyn Manson> alrighty
<.silver> *steals sophie away for our honeymoon*
<.Doyle> vouz voulez plasaent madame
<.qc> fuck, mum's home
<.Doyle> eh, fuckit
<.qc> just when it was getting interesting
<.silver> heh
<.sofy> honeymooon
[Fri Sep 28 06:13:00 EDT 2001] Fred: *Doyle's Protector*
<.qc> yeah, but she'll make me eat tea
<.silver> interesting
<.qc> and she wants the phone
<.qc> as usual
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> *makes out with Fred*
<.Fred> *stabs Marily Manson with the 2 foot dildo*
<.silver> *looks at sophie and blinks*
<.Fred> *sticks tounge down doyle's throat*
<.Marilyn Manson> *drags Fred entrails with him from the room*
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> whoo!
<.Doyle> you fucking moron!
<.Doyle> WE'RE IN ANOTHER DIMENTION
<.silver> lol
<.Fred> *is dying*
<.qc> sadly, I must go
<.mat> ummm okay
<.silver> oooooh no. alas. :(
<.mat> *hugs qc*
<.silver> *sniff*
<.Doyle> byes qc
<.qc> enjoy your honeymoon, you guys
<.silver> thank you for performing our ceremony
<.mat> never forget the rule of the garlic penis
<.sofy> *drags the couch of confusion out of the attic and sits on it*
<.silver> or the garlcid one
<.qc> I won't
<.qc> so looooooooooooooooong
<.sofy> byes qc!!
<.silver> hee.
<.qc> hee
<.qc> *runs like the bejesus*

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