The Nasty Princess
Once upon a time there was a nasty princess
and her very kind mother and father.
One day she decided to leave her kingdom. She was going to go to the
Kingdom of Mean Members of Royal Families. She packed up all her dresses
except for one.
The king and queen wanted to catch their daughter and stop her from being
treated kindly by the people who took care of the Nasty People in the Royal
Families. They didn't want somebody as nasty as her to be treated so
kindly.
Then they had a plan. They would make a net that looked like her favourite
dress. They realized she had forgotten her favourite dress. But
then the queen said, "Why not attach ropes to the dress instead of the silk
that you tie around the waist?" So they took off the silk that you tie
around her waist and attached ropes that were very like the silk.
Then they went off towards the Kingdom That Is For Nasty Members of Royal
Families. They walked and walked and walked and walked.
Then they realized that their daughter had taken horse and cart, and that
they would never reach her in time. For they were much too kind to go
into the Kingdom For Nasty Members of Royal Families.
Then the king said, "Aha! I have an idea!" He said that they
could take a horse and cart from a nearby town.
They walked a little further and they took a horse and cart. Then
they saw that their daughter had fallen off her horse and cart. They
said, "This is very, very good."
They pretended to be a different king and queen, very nasty ones. They
said, "We have this for you. We realize that you left it at your kingdom."
They helped her slip into her favourite dress over the one that she
was wearing.
But instead of tying what the princess thought was lace, they pulled
on it. They pulled on the rope. And they pulled, and pulled, and
pulled and pulled. They pulled so hard that they were at their kingdom
in one second.
Then they never let the princess out again.
The End
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