It was Me, Darkfear, and Sipherix vs. three of thier guys in two maps of CS. They chose Miami as their level. They were CT first. We came back from 3-1 tow win 3-4. Then when we were on CT they came back from 0-3 to win 4-3. Sipherix did most of the work in these rounds. We ended up redoing Miami one round and they got to be CTs. This is where things got shitty. In the first round, Sipherix and Darkfear both died, leaving only me to glock up all three of them. I killed them all. The next round, those two died again, and I used Galille to kill all of those bastards. Then in the third round, Sipherix and Darkfear died again, and again I was barely able to kill of them by myself. They finally came through in the 4th round and each got a kill and I got one more. I was
10-0 in Miami. We just flat out pwned them in Prodigy. They only won once as Terrorists and we shut them out when we were Terrorsists. And just for the record, Sipherix, and Darkfear are dumbasses.
Result: Win, gay factor - dumbasses
It was me, Drakon, Turbo, Fire, and Darkfear vs. CK in 5 games of Counter Strike. We won our level, Prodigy, buy one round in which fire pulled off a miracle and diffused the bomb while two or three of them were still alive guarding it. We just plain old got raped in thier level, Tides. The we played office. All they did as terrorists is kill the hostages and camp in one room. They were being really gay. This one came down to tiebreaker. We immitaed thier strategy and narrowly beat them in tiebreak. Darkfear and Turbo did really well in Office. They chose Miami and were being really gay. When they were terrorists, they killed all of the hostages and camped. Also, durning a crucial point where we needed to make a stand, Turbo decides to go take a piss. Appearently he had been holding it during the entire fucking clan match. Not only did he leave to take a piss, but he went to spectator. When he was done, it was far too late to join back. We got plowed over. We needed Turbo. Anyway we still probably wouldn't have won Miami so it didn't matter much. We lost Miami. The tiebreaker level was Fastline. We did fairly well on CT and only had to win 3 times on Terrorists to win it all. Unfortunatly these asshole found a new area ot boost themselves into and had people camping in the ceiling of the train. We killed them all, but couldn't see the people hiding on the ceiling of the train and very slowly got killed.This lack of money in the beggining cuased us to loose the tiebreaker. Since we didn't point out that that was cheating during the match and since it isn't a glitch but just a really hard place to get to, we can't count it as an automatic win for us.
Result: Loss, gay factor +50
This was a newb clan if I've ever seen one. Me, Fire, and Darkfear played thier map first, it was Dust. On Terrorists, we beat them 4-2. Then we completely pounded them when we were CT's. They lost 4-0. Then we moved on to our map, Vostok. We got to be Terrorists first again. We just rushed A, threw the bomb down and hoped for the best. After loosing the first round we were left with pistols vs. all of thier M4's. Luckily for us, I Deagled thier entire team. From there on in it was a piece of cake. We won 4-1, and then shut them out when we changed teams. We were supposed to do best 3 out of 5, but they left the server after Vostok. Fire cleaned house at Vostok with a 5-0 score.
Result: Win, gay factor +10
It was me, Turbo, Darkfear, and Fire, vs. KSI in two maps of CS. We played Prodigy first. They shut us out on terrorists. I almost killed all of them with a pistol though. When we were on terrorists we stomped thier ass just a bad as they did us, unfortunatly we lost the last round though and lost Prodigy. Then we played thier map, Airstrip. We just flat out destroyed in Airstrip. We only won one round. We just had a lack of shooting them in a face.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
These guys got shut out several times in a row. They were all a bunch of little kids that screamed into the microphone. People lagged in and out. These kids were too damn dumb to handle a dead round and 3 restarts. They got it wrong every time. One time K40TIC left so we just sat in our spawn and tried to knife them or invite him. They came in there and killed us all (but not before we knifed one or two). Then round ended and they are like "We won. What team do you guys want on the next map?" So we had to explain to them that we were trying to invite K40TIC back. Appearently they didn't notice that we were short a man or that we weren't shooting back and that half of us weren't moving and hadn't left the spawn. But when we did play. They left after they lost one round I never found out what he name of thier clan was.
It was me, Drakon, WeaponX, and Fire, vs. TO in three games of CS. We played thier level, Tides first. We were terrorists first and we stomped thier ass into the ground. The only person to die on our whole team was WeaponX during the entire match. Then we switched teams and shut them out again. In our map, Prodigy, we did that same. We shut them out as Terrorists. Me and Fire didn't die the whole time. Then we shut them out as CT's. On the third map, Aztec, we beat them 4-1 as CT's. We lost once when they camped, and even though I siad not to go after them, we all went and got shot in the face. After that, Drakon's server shit its ass and we all lagged out. Two of them didn't come back. Appearenly they lost becuase they were luaghing their asses off at the way that I explianed the rules. I ditched my redneck voice and tried to act intelligent but ended up sounding like Ben Stien.
Result: Win, gay factor +Ben Stien
It was me, Venomous, Drakon, and Kaotic vs. Tko in two games of CS. We played thier level on our server. On Tides, we lost as Terrorists 3-4, even though we had them down 3-0, they came back and won. Then Drakons Xbox had a shitfit and we got Turbo to come in. We then lost Tides when they shut us out as Terrorists. There were some teamwork isssues going on becuase Turbo couldn't hear Venomous. They hosted our map, Prodigy. We played as Terrorists first and lost 2-4. There was some serious problems when Turbo bought a shotgun. But the biggest goof up was when Kaotic snuck up behind the whole team and could have killed them all but instead he ran away. Then we moved on to CT's. In the pistol round, Turbo got glocked up by the ammo bunker and one guy killed both Venomous and Kaotic. This left only me alive. I killed three of them but by then the bomb was planted and my health was low. The last guy got me. We lost again afterwards and lost the match. Some serious teamwork issues were going on.
The same guys in #16 challenged us to a rematch. We beat them on thier level Prodigy then the little kids threw a fit and said that they didn't mean to pick that level, so we played thier second level; Office. Me, Venomous, and Fire laid an ass wooping on them again. They didn't win a single round.
Result: Win, gay factor +6